Ask The Cast 2

This is known in society today as a SEQUAL!

Disclaimer: I have never owned Avatar the last airbender in my life… as far as you know…

Sokka: And now coming straight from her living room, it's your host with the most…Katarafied1!

Me(KT): Helloooooooooo readers, viewers… whatever. Are you as psyched as I am to be on this show, err, page today? You better be! You're probably wondering what's happened since the last time we met. Well Bob the director went back to live with his mother, and Tim the producer ran off to fulfill his dream as a professional throat singer.

Sokka: Ooh, ooh tell them the other thing!

Me: Oh! Yeah! Did I mention that the entire cast of avatar the last airbender works for me and that I now have a co author named the Sukkanear?

Sukkanear (SK): O.O I didn't even know this! But it's true I'm host number 2! I rhymed. Tee hee.

Me: And we will now usually have about four hosts a show and…

Sokka: WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY KT!

Me: Did I mention Sokka's our new director and I'm the producer *cough*itpaysmore*cough* But alas he is right we should move on.

Katara: Thank goodness.

Aang We're today's extra hosts! :D

Me: Now as a request/suggestion from kate882 we will be interviewing none other than… Ex Fire Lord Ozai!

(Two really big really buff fire nation guards escort Ex Fire Lord Ozai into my living room in a straight jacket)

Ozai: I AM THE PHOENIX KING!

SK: Of course you are. You can be whatever you want to be. Imagination is a very powerful thing. :P

Me: Okay first of all enough with the typey faces. Secondly, Ozai, how's prison been?

Ozai: Horrible.

SK: Even better.

Me: SK doesn't like Ozai.

Aang: Anyways, so Ozai why are you so evil?

Ozai: I am not evil you imbeciles. I was just trying to show the rest of the that fire nation was better by destroying the earth kingdoms and water tribes and having the fire nation rule the world.

Aang:…

Katara: Oookay so why did you banish your wife Ursa?

Ozai: Because she killed my father.

Katara: How do you even know?

Ozai: I just do!

Katara: Right…

Me: Well why do you hate Zuko so much? WHY!

Ozai: I don't hate Zuko.

Me: Um.. have you noticed the horrid burn scar that you gave him?

Ozai: I did that to him because I loved him duh.

Me:…

Ozai: Oh what do you want me do italicize, bold and underline it for you because I will. I … LOVE…. Z…z….z…uko. (panting) There I said it.

(Toph comes up to the couch and whispers in Aang's ear.)

Aang: I knew it!

Sokka: (Is startled awake by Aang's yelling.) What! What! I'm awake!

SK: What is it Aang?

Aang: He's lying!

Me: Ha! Fail…

Ozai: Oh Fine! So I don't even like the little hog-monkey! So What!

Katara: Well why don't you tell that to the hog-monkey himself! Come on out Zuko!

Zuko: (fuming) I knew it was too good to be true! I… I'm gonna… you know what, Uncle told me not to let my anger get the best of me. So do you know what I'm gonna do?

Ozai: What peasant?

Zuko: I am going to write you a very angry letter!

Ozai: You couldn't have come from me.

(KT,SK, and Katara all face palm. Toph and Sokka both fall to the ground laughing. Aang applauds Zuko.)

Aang: Good job Zuko!

Zuko: Thanks Aang. Now where to begin? Dear Ozai, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit…

Toph: (continues laughing) Oh wow. Comedy Gold!

KT: Well I guess that's the end of today's interview. I'm the author.

SK: I'm the co author.

Katara: I'm overly dramatic

Aang: And I'm bald.

KT and SK: Good Night Everybody!

Sokka: Don't forget to read and send in your questions by REVIEWING! If you do we can have a fanmail segment and maybe rent a studio. And I'll give you a cookie!