Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter thankfully and I also don't own friends or its theme song.

A/N: …. Not sure where this came from but it was fun to write! Deliberately bad.

I apologise in advance for the confusing narrative and any mental damage this fic may cause!


One morning Harry potter awoke to a feeling of discomfort.

In the head.

"OMG VOLDERMORT!"

And then he jumped out the window.

"Bloody hell," said Ron displaying his Tourette affected vocabulary. "It was just a headache."

No.

Alright, so,

Harry ran and called out his name.

"Draco!"

Draco turned, his custom sneer in place.

"What is it Potter?"

"I-" Harry hesitated, a blush formed on his cheeks, could he do it?

"I- I lo- I L-l-lo-"

"For heavens sake spit it out!" He snapped.

"I love you!" Harry finally managed to cry out.

Draco's expression softened.

"Oh Harry..."

And they embraced each other in a loving and lust filled ki-

ZZZZAPP!

God damn it Ron you homophobe.

"They were MAKING OUT!!"

So? You didn't have to zap them, now Filch has to clean up this mess you made.

"But-"

I'll get you in the next try… that was frickin hilarious and you wrecked it!

So anyway

Hermione hummed a happy tune as she walked down the halls of Hogwarts, her arms laden with book upon book, her hair strangely manageable today.

No, nothing would ruin today.

Suddenly Ron jump kicked into her books.

While wearing a pink tutu and beebly-boppers.

Lord knows where he got them from.

They stared at each other for a while and with a cry of "FELATIO!" Ron was off again.

"… Did someone put crack in his coffee?"

Oh come now Mione you know you love seeing Ron in a skirt!

She blushed.

And my random rampage continues!

So one day the theme song for friends, I'll be there for you, started playing all around the school, filch was mad.

Then suddenly Harry and Ron crashed through the doors of the great hall and started dancing on the tables to the music.

"I'll be there for yoooou!" Harry sang "When the rain starts to pour!"

"I'll be there for youuuu" Ron sang back slightly off key "Like I've been there before!"

Then again in unison, "I'll be there for you! Cuz you're there for me tooooo!"

Hermione had an 'OMGWTFBBQ' expression on her face, the other students responded to the scene in many different ways, Laughter, shock horror and a few people were hugging or singing and dancing along.

Harry and Ron linked arms and walked down the staff table, teachers frantically pulling dishes and cutlery out of the way while Dumbledore sat with a pleasant expression on his face.

They took turns in singing

"No one could ever know me"

"Seems you're the only one who knows"

"What it's like to be me"

"Someone to face the day with"

"Make it through all the rest with"

"Someone I'll always laugh with"

"Even at my worst I'm best with you, YEAH!"

The ended up jumping off the table hands held fisted in the air grinning madly.

The music stoped and the great hall was silent for a moment till a bespectacled student spoke up.

"Wow their friendship is SO ultimate."

"Fo shizzle." Replied another student.

And so Harry and Ron returned to their table to chat with a confused Hermione about Friendship.


A/N: Well THAT was a pleasant break from anything normal…

There is no continuity.

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