Insanity
Sam was going insane.
I know, it's been said before, what with his dealings with Dean, and those visions, and his father… But truly, Sam was goinginsane.
His mind could not wrap around the fact that his brother had a steady girlfriend. Not just a steady girlfriend, but one who knew about what his brother did for a living. Not only did she know, but she supported, researched, and even joined in on the actually hunting part if their crazy job.
But that part wasn't so mind bending, it was their relationship. For one, when she and Dean went out on dates, they actually talked. And if they saw a movie, they actually watched it. They actually took time to get to know each other, and not just in the biblical sense, which Dean is… was… known for.
Secondly, she looked nothing like the girls Dean usually was with. It wasn't that she was ugly, but more like she was, with features too large for her face, delicate-looking, despite those heavy doc martins she wore. Sam was pretty sure that her make up consisted of chap stick/lip gloss.
He couldn't wrap his brain around the concept of the two dating. They didn't even act like a couple! Dean and she acted as if they were friends first, and boyfriend and girlfriend second. Sam wasn't even sure if Dean was 'tapping that' (Dean's words, not his). The two didn't even hold hands.
As each day passed, Sam grew more sure in the fact that Dean and she were pulling his leg and that they weren't going out. I mean,come on, he didn't even let her sit in the passenger seat when he was driving. And when they went to bars, so that Dean could trick people into giving them money, he would flirt with other girls. What made things even weirder was that she also would flirt with other guys.
So, as each day passed, Sam grew surer and surer that they weren't really dating. Until one night…
"Oh yeah, baby…"
"Mmmm…Dean…"
"Oh god! My eyes! It burns!"
"… That's what you get for not knocking, baby brother!"
"… Should we stop?"
"… Nah."
"… Okay... Well, at least he closed the door."
Outside, Sam pressed himself to the motel door, trying to catch his breath, before he fled down the hall.
He'd never question Dean and Dawn's relationship ever again.
Fin.
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or Buffy!
Summary: Less than 400 words oneshot on Dawn and Dean's relationship through Sam's eyes.
A/N: Again, another for my expansion series in which I transfer all the amassed fanfiction I've written. I know I've written tons more, but they will be forever lost in the pair of computers I've had that have broken down. No one is more sad than me, I can assure you. If you do enjoy Dawn and Dean together, I totally recommend the site Twisting the Hellmouth. The fanfiction is superb there and if you're reading in this section of I'd be surprised if you didn't already know about it. My alias there is wickedness and I totally have some Dawn and Dean fanart up that isn't bad, if I do say so myself. There's also a bunch of unfinished fics on that account because I only am transferring finished works.
