Edit! Just saw i had named it "Hetaclips" the second book is New Moon. fixed that
Just something I threw together when I took a break from my fanfic
Twilight
"Hey did you get contacts?" Arthur askes, looking at Alfred.
He swallows hard. "No..."
"Your eyes were a bright blue ... Now they're... Red."
Alfred's hand moves up to his face and notice the lack of his glasses.
"Ah! That's right!"
"..." facepalm.
Arthur turns around and looks shocked at the car that slides toward him, he's suddenly pushed to the ground by Alfred who put up both hands and push away with enough force to make the car tumble around over the parking lot ..
Kiku screams when he's crushed under the car.
"... Whops."
"I know what you are..." Alfred whispers.
"Say it... Out loud... Say it...!" Arthur demands.
Alfred takes a breath before he looks into Arthur's eyes. "... You're gay."
"..." Arthur lookes down at Alfred. "And did you figure this out now or when i started fucking you?" Alfred shrug. "Are you afraid of me?"
Alfred looks at Arthur's face for a long time "... No... Only of these two," he points to Arthur's eyebrows.
New Moon;
"This is gonna be the last time you see me..." Arthur grabs Alfred's glasses and walks away with them.
"A little further." Alfred says as he still can se the blurr that is Arthur. "Liiiittle further... Yeah! That's good!"
New Moon trailer;
"How much could you mean to him, if he left you here?" Francis asks as he walks in a circle around Arthur. He stops a few meters in front of him. "But I can't help myself... I'm sex addicted." He tears off his pants and Arthur turns the other way and starts to run.
He sees Matthew run against him. "Matt, run!" With that Matthew turns goes in the other direction. Arthur slows down to a stop "What the hell Matt... WHA-! "Francis drags him down on the ground.
Just had to do this, hope somone finds it funny, since I know I did xD (but then again, my humor sucks)
Oh, and the last one could, like, totaly be after Arthur's breakdown on the field during the revolutionary war!
~3's
... Back to my other fanfic then!
