Once in a wourld uv vampires wereruwolves and humans, there lived a vampire named Jacobe and a wereruwolf named Edweird. Then alongside the other races of this world there were also the mightly pickles, this story is about Jacobe edword and a green pickle, the purple pikle was swimming in a pool one dai when jacobe the wereruwolf came up to it, jacobe said "yur the most preety gurl in the world!"

The purple picle stared at the vampire for a long while and when it opened ins green pickly mouth it said "Dooooood I am loike a DoooooooD tooooo man"

Then Jacobe the wereruwolf said " sooooo, UI still Luv uuu!"

The green pickle statres long at him and said " GAI BOI! UR LIKE SO GAI GET AWAY FROM MEH!"

The purple pikle ran, and bumped into edweird the Vampire he said "Hey man, wuzzup!"

The green pikle replied "Nm you?"

Edword replied " nothing important, I was lookin for you though, I jus wanted to say I luv u!"

The pikle jumped and bursted into a run yelling "UR GEY TOOO!"

At that very point chuck Norris stepped on the pickle ait jacobe, who had been ina boosh and used edweird as a toothpick.