Izuru Kamkura and the crazy boatsex adventure
Izuru Kamakura fucking loved boats that was hardly a secret. Yet the remnants were soon to find out just how fucked up that fetish was.
He had the talent of every person that has ever gone to hope's peak. Some of these were pretty dope, Solider, Inventor, Rick and Morty fan. However, every good comes with a bit of bad. He also had the talents of all those weird fuckbois that Kirigiri saw fit to let into the school, useless talents such as SHSL traditional dancer, and SHSL memelord (Was murdered in a fit of rage within minutes of arriving at the school).
But most infamously of all, was the SHSL Boatfucker. The talent originally belonged to this weird Danish dude called Peter Madsen, legends say that he figured every single boat in the country, and once he was done with that, he went on a quest to fuck every single boat in the world. This eventually caught the attention of Jin Kirigiri, he had gone partying with some weird dude with a fedora, when he saw Peter Madsen fucking the private cruise ship owned by the Togami family. Therefore, the next day he proposed to the board that they must let this man into the school for his remarkable talent in boatfucking.
It is largely unknown what happened to him after the tragedy. Some say that he became a remnant of despair and started not only fucking boats, but also burning them too.
Kamakura convinced those remant fucktards to surrender themselves to the Future Foundation as part of a plan to pit despair against hope, because Kamakura was bored as balls.
He and the remnants marched out onto a pier where a boat was waiting. The boat was unlike anything Kamakura had ever seen, and by that he meant that it was grey, ugly, and overall fucking boring. But his dormant Boatfucking talent reemerged as Kamakura broke free of his cuffs. "KAMAKURA, DON'T FUCK THE BOAT" an average looking dude with an ahoge screamed at him. However, Kamakura did not give a fuck; he even had people backing him as he viciously fucked the boat. Some weird cancer man with white hair started shouting at him, "SUCH A REMARKABLE DISPLAY OF TALENT! HIS FERICIOTY IN FUCKING THAT BOAT IS PROOF THAT HE TRULY IS THE SHSL HOPE". Nevertheless, in the middle of fucking the boat, his "SHSL dick on fire" talent suddenly activated. The fire started a chain reaction, which made the boat explode killing everybody in the surround area
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