Title: Adam's Apple
Author:
Amaya, MyCookiesNotYours
Genre: Humor.
Rating: T.
Spoilers: Spoilers await.
Word Count: 215
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, because as you can see, Gaara was wearing pants, and Sasuke and Naruto didn't make out.
Author's Note: Don't kill me for writing this piece of crap!


"How did we get Adam's apples?" Naruto asked, unaware of how stupid his questions always sounded.

"From our DNA." Shikamaru replied.

"So, our DNA gave us these as some sort of present?" They all looked at him like he was the stupidest person on the planet, because he is.

"Okay let me put this in moron terms. First there was Adam and Eve, right? And then Adam and Eve found this apple tree, okay? And Adam was stupid enough to eat the apples, but he bit off a big piece and swallowed it, but it got stuck, then every male after him was stuck with an apple in his throat because Eve was being a bitch about him not listening."

Shikamaru and Kiba both looked at him like he was crazy.

"Oh, I get it!" The sweat-dropped. "But where do we get balls?" They all stared bewildered at him.

There was no end to the questions from this idiotic boy, was there?