Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and Co. JK Rowling and Warner Bros. do. T_T

Author's Note: Okay, I came up with this when I was hyper due to a mixture of boredom, eating to much sugar, and being forced to attend Biology. This is how I think mold old Voldermort will croak. I understand the characters are way out of character, but c'mon, gimmy a break and enjoy! ^_^

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"Voldermort! I got you now! Its time for you to finally bite the dust!" Harry exclaimed angrily, pulling out his wand and pointing it at Voldermort who loomed ahead of him.

"You think so, Potter? Only one of can live, that person will be me!" Voldermort hissed confidently pulling his wand out as well.

"Hold it right there Harry!" Another voice demanded.

Harry turned around to see Neville standing behind him, his face dark and angry, and his hand gripping his wand tightly.

"Neville this isn't the time for this!" Harry growled.

"Yes it is! I hear you went out with Ginny! How dare you!" Neville cried angrily.

"What?" Harry gasped, utterly confused at why Neville was bringing this subject up now. Turning to Voldermort, he galred at him and began to say something, "Voldermort-"

"Don't worry Potter. Your death will be swift, so there is nothing to worry about. Take you time. This is quite amusing." Voldermort declared, smirking at Harry.

Harry scowled at Voldermort and slowing turned back to Neville, as he demanded, "What is this all about, Neville?"

"You and Ginny!" Neville growled, "I hear you and Ginny went out! I didn't want to believe it, Harry! But I heard it from Ginny herself!"

Harry sighed and resting his head in hand, he shook his head and admitted, "Yes, it was only one date, and we kissed. I'm sorry!"

"Potter, I never thought you would steal another guy's girl." Voldermort mused, more to himself than to Harry, but when Harry turned back to Voldermort, he looked surprised.

"Steal another guy's girl!? What?" Neville exclaimed shrilly, looking hurt.

"Neville, it's not like that-" Harry interjected.

"Like hell it isn't!" Neville cried, raising his wand at Harry and crying, "AVADA KADAVRA!"

Harry's eyes widened as he jumped out of the way of Neville's wand and closed his eyes. Behind his closed eyes, he saw a flash of green adn when he opened his eyes, Neville stood there, his eys wide and staring at Voldermort. Harry turned to look at well and with a mixture of shock and disappoint, he saw Voldermort lying there, died on the floor.

"Well, fancy that. I killed Voldermort." Neville whispered.

"Yeah, well." Was all Harry could say, looking at his feet.

"I'm so sorry Harry." Neville said, placing a hand on Harry's shoulder. When Harry looked up, Neville added, "About everything. I overreacted before. Can you forgive me?"

"Yeah. Its alright." Harry murmured.

Neville smiled and hugging Harry he exclaimed, "That's great! I love you so much! I was so frightened when I thought I lost you to Ginny!"

THE END ^_^