The Grinch was eating Lucy Pevensie because Kevin had destroyed The Wardrobe and Peter. But then Aslan and Tyler blew up Christmastown, killing everyone. Including themselves. Suicide Bombers then blew up the Kamikaze pigeons because they were pooping on Tyler's head(even though he's dead). But Tyler was a zombie so Jordan incinerated his brain(for that is how you can kill a zombie). The Suicide Bombers, though already dead, contracted Nekozawa and then blew up. Nekozawa laughed hysterically(fufufufufu) and died. Unfortunately, Belzenef transformed into Usa-chan, creating a fuss with the moogles. However, Honey mistook dead Tyler Wagner for Usa-chan so he ate him. The Grinch spontaneuoly combusted because his heart grew to small. Thus Luxord was destroyed simultaneously. Time failed at life and rewound. And Tyler James revived. Only to be killed by Jordan again. Then it was discovered that the Grinch actually died of a heart attack, courtesy of Light Yagami. The cycle restarted and Tyler was killed multiple times.

THE END