i know i should probably update my interview victorious story, but this idea is too good to resist! i need to be the first person to do this story! ready? okay summary! Jade finds out just why Cat's so weird sometimes, and decides to join in her fun!

Rated T for drug use and some themes. May become M later due to some...smut ;) Jat/Cade story. either way, its Cat and Jade, all the way!

Jade was running late. Her and Beck broke up last night, but were on the phone for what seemed like hours patching it up. They eventually came to the conclusion that they were not meant to be, and that they should just remain friends. But, unfortunatley for Jade, they didn't stop talking until 3 in the morning, so her sleep was pretty limited. Luckily, she could sleep in her boring lessons, such as History of the Arts. But just before Jade slipped into the building, she saw a flash of bright red race around the side of the building.

Growing curious, she walked cautiously over to the side of the building, wanting to know what was going on. Once her eyes adjusted to the scene before her, she pretty much exploded.

"CAT!" Jade yelled, not caring who heard her. "What the HELL are you doing?"

"Oh, hey, Jade! Just getting in a quick hit before class," Cat answered, taking another puff from her makeshift cigarette.

"That better not be what I think it is," Jade warned.

Cat rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, Jade! I trust the guy who gives this to me. I think you do, too!"

Jade scoffed. "Please! I don't trust drug dealers!

"Whatever you say, Jade. Whatever. You. Say."

Just then, Andre strolled by, holding a small wad of cash in his hands. "Hope you like the stuff, Little Red," he said cheerfully before walking in the building to find his girlfriend, Tori.

Jade's mouth couldn't open any wider. "ANDRE? ANDRE'S YOUR DEALER!"

Cat took another puff. "Yeah, he is. It used to be Trina until she got caught, so I switched to someone "innocent and trustworthy" instead!"

Jade couldn't believe this day so far. "So your telling me that you, Andre, and Trina are druggies?"

Cat smiled. "Of course! You know how Tori said Trina's away at some acting camp?"

Jade nodded. "Yeah she mentioned something like that."

"She's really at the Hollywood Rehabilition Center."

Jade's mouth dropped yet again. "Trina VEGA'S in rehab?"

Cat nodded quickly before taking yet another puff. "She got caught in the bathroom smoking, and Derrick, the security guard, went insane. It was pretty funny to watch, considering Sikowitz was trying to take the stuff from her, so he can "inspect" it." Cat made air quotes around inspect.

Jade was hopelessly confused. "Why the air quotes around inspect?"

Cat chuckled before answering the broody girl. "Oh come on! A smoker can tell when another person is a smoker! And let me tell you, Sikowitz smokes almost as much as I do!"

"And how much is that?"

"I would say...2 to 3 a day?"

Jade's eyes instantly widened. "Cat! Your going to get yourself killed!"

"Chiiiill! Geez...you should smoke a little yourself! You need to get that stick outta your ass!"

"I have no stick up my ass!" Jade couldn't believe little innocent Cat was smoking and cussing. Not to mention standing up to Jade. She couldn't help to be a little impressed.

"If you don't...prove it!"

"Fine! How?"

Cat looked up at the sky, as if she was thinking. Suddenly, her face lit up, before handing Jade her joint. "Take a hit."

Jade looked at Cat incredulously. "You really think I'm gonna smoke that?"

Cat smiled knowingly at her. "If your chicken, I get it," she said slyly, while taking her joint back.

Jade's eyes flashed angrily before she grabbed the joint from Cat, and inhaled so hard she could've sworn she swallowed around half of what was in their.

Cat's eye's widened. "Stop! You aren't supposed to hold it like that! Hold it like this..." Cat said, correcting Jade's hand placement.

Jade gave Cat a small smile. "Thanks. You know...this isn't too bad. It's pretty fun actually!"

Cat winked at Jade. "Just wait til' you get the full blast later. Come to my house after school if you really want some fun."

Jade quickly blushed, her perverted mind flooding with images of her and Cat performing many acts.

Cat laughed, before skipping over to Jade and giving her a quick peck on the cheek.

Jade's blush deepened before her hand slowly traveled to her cheek, rubbing the spot where Cat kissed her. She looked around for the hyper...and high red head, only to see her run into the building. Jade giggled to herself before looking at the joint in her hand, and taking another puff.

Hmm...maybe Cat's not wrong about this smoking buisness...Jade thought to herself before finishing the joint and walking into the school. She suddenly remembered that her and Cat had all their classes together, and since her teachers go in alphabetical order by last name, they sit right by each other. Jade smiled, knowing that this day was going to by quite interesting...

CLIFFY! i suppose it is at least...also, i will be updating this story bcuz i can kinda relate to it a little better than my others. (: hopefully next chapter up tonight. also, i will be updating most of my other stories this weekend, after most of my stress has passed.