"Okay then Samus, we're ready when you are."

'Let's go. Let's go on a wild adventure, where I can finally show you all what it's like.' Samus thought. 'Every little being – all the things that try to get me down...I will show the world what I have to face every mission. All the horrors, all the blood, all that killing...'

"HELLO EVERYONE! And welcome to Samus On Wildlife!"

Samus stared down a camera lens on a rainy, remote planet only recently discovered. The scientists that discovered the planet decided to call it Cemetery: they thought it could be somehow funny and ironic seeing as the planet was one of the most wildlife-rich planets in the present galaxy. Needless to say, people wanted to have the chance to see this new planet, and so it has become one of the most popular tourist attractions in history. With pubs, clubs, hotels, restaurants and of course the fantastic wildlife, people flood to the planet daily.

"Today, we are on the brilliantly known planet; Cemetery! As you can see, it's tipping it down here today, but no matter! We will still find that wildlife just for you viewers at home."

The film crew took steps towards some nearby bushes. They pushed them aside to reveal a lush forest, complete untouched by anything other than nature itself. Trees, plants and various stones were everywhere; it was if nothing had ever been moved from its original spot. A strange fly flew past the camera, the crew immediately latched onto their subject and chased after it.

"Ohmygod! It would appear that we have just seen the very rare Flame Fly!"

Samus' blonde hair gushed through the air as she ran after her subject. She easily kept up thanks to her previous mission experiences, and this time, it was not a suit she was wearing but instead just some plain trousers and a top with a Metroid printed on it. The top's inscription read "I survived Samus Aran", there was also a small arrow in between the words "I" and "survived". The arrow indicated that the word "didn't" should be in between.

"As you can see at home...the fly has a hard red armour – come on crew, keep up – which indicates that it is in fact in its mating season. You see, usually, the fly is a pale blue colour, but changes during this time".

The camera crew decided to pick up the pace, or risk becoming lost with no ex-bounty hunter to protect them in a forest with plenty of unknown wildlife. Samus continued the chase, while spilling information to viewers elsewhere.

"If we continue to follow this fly we may just be able to find a whole nest full of them. All mating. On second thoughts, maybe we shouldn't film that scene. OH! Hang on, up ahead, would that be their nest? It could be-"

SMACK. The fly collided into a branch, and collapsed onto the floor. Samus ran up to it, barely even panting from the chase she had just gone through, as did the camera crew run up to Samus, only panting heavily, clearly tired out from the marathon they had just gone through.

"Well that was somewhat unexpected," she explained to the camera, "I guess you can never be to sure when you're going to run into a branch..."

Samus sighed quietly, she was stalling, and this was not meant to happen on a nature show. 'How many times had you seen the presenter run wildly after the subject only to chase it into a tree branch knocking it out cold?!' she thought.

"Okay guys...let's rap up and head to a pub. We'll try this again tomorrow, burn that film for all I care – that was a complete failure."

"You mean we ran after you all that time for nothing?" One of the crew complained.

"Pretty much. So which way is the way out of this damn forest?"

The second camera crewmember sighed too, in between breaths for air. "It's this way. Come on, let's go then..."

They turned the camera off, put the equipment down at their sides and walked off. After walking quite a way, the Flame Fly they had been chasing fluttered it's wings, made a small noise as if to laugh at its pursuers, and flew off – under the branch.