Orphen: "I will never star in this poem you lunitic!"

Me: (brandishes naked pictures of Orphen holding a teddy bear) "One more word and these go global."

Orphen: "grumbles" "It's my teddy."

Me: I do not own Orphen or its affiliates. But blackmail's always an option…"

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The Fight and the Motive

----------Said the blonde to the sorcerer,

"I want a vacation!"

For she had been thrown by a horse, and her

face was not patient.

---------"I've been chased by a dragon,

and I've seen giant bugs!

You set me on fire when you drank a flagon.

Shall I speak of that time with the slugs?"

---------"I was mugged for a sword.

(Which was your fault I might add)

Then attacked by a doll, because he was bored,

and met Shrimp-man(which was almost as bad)

---------Cleo stopped her tirade, and sat down with zeal.

After Orphen made sure she was done,

he looked at her crossly and began his own spiel.

"Oh, and you thought your antics were fun?"

--------"First you jumped on our wagon,

Like you owned it, you brat,

then you started bragging,

While on our supplies you were sat!"

--------"Let's not forget the hot springs now.

You got us chased by robots!

(and blamed me you cow!)

and at the library, you just had to touch that box!

--------Cleo stopped glaring, her eyes were downcast.

The girl was defeated, her anger was gone,

and so was the thrill that Orphen got from her blasts.

"You're right", she started, "I'm just always wrong."

-------At this Orphen scowled, he took her by hand,

And said, "I'll say this but once.

We'd be lost, without your demands.

So cheer up you dunce.

-------At this they stopped talking,

and walked to Majic, hand to hand,

while Cleo thought wickedly as Magic was gawking,

"This has all gone according to plan…"

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To all reviewers: Thank you, my next chap is up soon! Review!!