I know everyone does this…but I wanna try!!! –shot- The guide for who's who(if you didn't already know) is at the bottom!

EDIT: OK, so, I redid this in Microsoft, and made the spelling more like a chatroom--I took away some periods and commas, kept my original spelling mistakes, and totally KILLED Naruto's spelling. Hope you enjoy this!


Welcome to "Love in Kohona!" Sign on, and find your true love!

PinkFabulous has signed on

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PF: oi, Naruto??

OS: wtf? whut r u doing here sakura?

PF: no reason

SB: no reason my ass! u want to steal Sasuke!!!

PF: wtf? if i did, then i would be on when he was on

PF: idiot

SB: WHAT did you say?!

PF: I

PF: D

PF: I

PF: O

PF: T

PF: what did u think?!

CRM: You guys have no life

SB: o WE have no life?

SB: what about U?!

CRM: I live.

CRM: I breath.

CRM: I don't obsess.

CRM: Last time I checked I had a life.

SB: -pummels Shika-

SNS: Um…Can you guys stop fighting?

OS: oy!!!! hinata!!!! ur on!!!!

OS: wait

OS: ur on

SNS: Um—Naruto-kun!!!! O.O

F4YL: I'm just surprised that the SS r on

DARC: So what?

YBF: What, we can't get online?

PM: Eh.

PM: I have nothing to say

OS: u hav NOTHIN 2 say?!?!?!?!?!

OS: dude ur in a CHATROOM

OS: u HAV 2 have sumtin 2 say!!!

PuppetMastr is away

OS: wtf? kankurou?

PM: Shove it up your ass, Naruto

OS: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! –pop-

YDC: When did he make that away message?

YBF: Right now, I think

F4YL: LOL XD

F4YL: Wait—Temari, why are you on "Love in Kohona"?

F4YL: "Kohona" being the main thing

YBF: Eh. I know that this crap never works

YBF: So, I decided to get on just to talk to my friends!

YDC: But, aren't you guys in Suna?

YBF: What—you think you have to be in Kohona for this?

YDC: The name says so

YBF: Well, they have crappy security. You just say ur in Kohona and

YBF: POOF!

YBF: Ur automatically a Kohonanian.

OS: lol kohonanian?

YBF: You get the idea

PF: yeah but what about gaara?

DARC: Yeah?

PF: y r u on here?

OS: ya!

OS: shouldnt u b doing kazekage crap?

DARC: It's amazing what you can get away with here.

Yourbiggestfan is away

DARC: Aw crap

DARC: Look, I gtg

DrkAgesRComng is away

SNS: Wait—did those 3 just ditch us?

OS: i dunno

PF: of course you dont

PuppetMastr is back

PM: So, what'd I miss?

SB: what is temari doing?

PM: I hear shouts coming from the other room

PM: If that counts for anything

CRM: Poor Gaara

PM: Wait—you're sorry for Gaara?

PF: ya

SNS: Isn't it him who's shouting?

PM: Pfffffffth

PM: No

F4YL: Then, who…

PM: Temari's screaming her guts out

PM: Like

PM: "Gaara, get your ass to work!!!"

PM: Then it'd be like

PM: BLAM!!!!

PM: And

OS: ???

PM: Woah. Gtg

PM: I think Temari just committed indirect suicide

F4YL: By…?

PM: Pissing off Gaara

PuppetMastr is away

CRM: O-K…

SB: what do u think happened?

SNS: Um…IM him

SNS: It should show his away message…

CRM: w/e

CRM: Kankurou?

PM: Yo, I'm away. Someone in this building is gonna die soon, and I think it may be my job to save 'em. Or not. Depends who.

OS: is taht good or bad?

PF: i think temari might just be hurt

SB: no way!!!!

SB: kankurou wouldnt let that happen!!

CRM: Yeah, sure. Why not?

SB: Shut-up

CRM: Troublesome…

Yourbiggestfan is back

DrkAgesRComng is back

PuppetMastr is back

YDC: You OK?

YBF: Why wouldn't I be?

F4YL: Well, Kankurou said

DARC: What did you say?

PM: Nothin!

OS: he said that temari was screming

YBF: Well, hell yes!

YBF: Gaara has to get back to work!!!

F4YL: So, why is he on now?

DARC: We struck a deal

YDC: Which is…?

YBF: If he paid for the desk I broke and the ceiling fan that snapped, along with taking the blame for it, then he can stay online however long he wants.

PF: niiiiiiice…

DARC: Do you even KNOW how much money that is?!

PF: no

PM: Let's just say that if they took it out of his paycheck…

YDC: He wouldn't be getting any money any time soon?

PM: Exactly

OS: LOL ROFL

DARC: Shut up, or I'll kill you

OS: -keeps loling-

DARC: -stabs Uzumaki-

OS: -dies-

F4YL: XDDDDDDD

PF: well, at least SOMEONE grew enough balls to do that

DARC: Why, thank you.

DARC: I'm quite proud my accomplishment.

OS: HEY!!!

OS: dont u evn care that i died?!

PF: no not really

SNS: Um…I do, Naruto-kun…

SB: Awwwwwwww….

SB: how sweet!!!!

PF: how sweet!!!!

SB: oi! u copied me!

PF: pfffffft. like id want to copy u

SB: yeah right! u did! admit it!

PF: neeeeeh

CRM: Great.

CRM: They're at it again.

SB: shut up!!!

PF: you shut up!!!

SB: no you!!!

PF: no!!!

CRM: ugh…

CRM: -kisses Ino-

PF: …………………..

SNS: O.O

OS: O.O

YDC: Wow

F4YL: XD –cracks up-

PM: shocker

YBF: Raise your hand if you could see that coming

DARC: Not really

SB: NARA SHIKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRM: What? This IS "Love in Kohona"

CloudsRMe has signed off

SB: i dont think Ill ever be alright again…

SNS: Woah…

PF: u should sign off get ur brain back together

SB: i agree…

SocialiteButterfly has signed off

OS: woah O.o

YBF: That's like, the Twilight Zone or something

PF: totally i mean shikamaru KISSING????

DARC: Wow. The mood just completely changed here.

PM: no kidding

F4YL: Well, at least the "Love" part in "Love in Kohona" has started.

YDC: And, it didn't start so well.

F4YL: -nods head-

PF: -FABLULOUS IDEA!!!!!!!!!-

OS: -shirks- (y is evrything fabulos 2 her?)

SNS: -winces- (I don't know…)

YBF: Yes, Sakura?

PF: OK so everyone has a crush on SOMEONE right???

DARC: Yeah. Sure. Why not?

PF: well what if we have "confessions"?

PM: And that would be…?

SNS: Wait—if it has something to do with confessing a secret to everyone, then I'll shoot myself.

PF: want a gun?

SNS: Crap.

OS: wow!!!!

OS: thats the frst time uve evr cussed, hinata!!!

SNS: um…

YDC: -shakes head-

OS: what?

YDC: Nothing.

YBF: What was that part about the crushes?

PF: well shikamaru was acting a little OOC there and then it hit me

PF: this could be ur time to act COMPLETELY OOC and confess anything!!!

F4YL: Sakura, you come up with the stupidest things...

F4YL: And yet, this is...

F4YL: This is...

F4YL: Smart? (Does that fit?)

PF: why, thank u 83

PF: Wait...

YBF: Once again, what's up with the crushes?

PF: well when r u most ooc?

YBF: What—I'm supposed to know???

OS: when ur onlne?

OS: cuz hinatas like taht

SNS: -blush- Hmph.

YDC: Uzumaki, she's ALWAYS like that

OS: what? really?

YDC: You should hear her at home.

YBF: Is she that bad?

SNS: Hey!!!

YDC: Worse. Trust me—if she wants to, she'll beat you.

DARC: Huh

DARC: The nice girl gone bad.

YDC: You got it. She's not so shy at home.

SNS: -whacks Neji-

YDC: See?!?!

ShyNotScared is away

YDC: Oh, crap

PM: You'd better run, Neji

YDC: No kidding!!!

YourDestinyisCalling is away

PM: Poor guy

YourDestinyisCalling is back

OS: wtf?

OS: neji?

YDC: No, Naruto-kun

YBF: hinata? what r u doing?

YDC: I have Neji nii-san in a deathlock, if you MUST know

OS: O.O

OS: wow

PM: Aw, man!!!

DARC: What?

PM: I wanna see that!!!

DARC: …….-smacks Kankurou-

PM: WTF? I do! I mean, it's not everyday that Neji is in a deathlock by his younger cousin!!!!

YDC: Neji nii-san says "Thanks"

YDC: And now he's flipping you off

PM: What the

PM: I'll kill him!!!

YDC: Now he's trying to say something like "Don't type that!"

YDC: ghvfgffg

YDC: fgjfrfg

YDC: bfgghdjhdgjd

ShyNotScared is back

OS: wtf was that?

SNS: Neji nii-san's head being smashed against the keyboard

OS: omg lol XD

YDC: Owowowowowowow…

PM: He's still typing?

YDC: You're gonna pay, Hinata-sama!!!!

SNS: Ha-ha XP

YBF: Is Tenten still on?

F4YL: What?

YBF: What were you doing???

F4YL: If you MUST know…

F4YL: laughing at y'alls conversation

PF: oh really

F4YL: What?

F4YL: I was having fun listening about your idea, and Hinata beating up Neji!!!

YDC: DEATHLOCK

YDC: She never beat me up

F4YL: She smashed your head against the keyboard.

SNS: She's right. Can't deny that.

OS: this enogh of a confesion sakura?

PF: hmph. u all missed my point entirely

OS: ???

PF: i wanted it to be like every gets on "away", so they can still see what were typing, but cant comment

PF: but the person whos confessing can call out one person to confess 2

PM: What if we don't want to confess to anyone?

PF: 2 bad.

SNS: Is this when I get my gun?

OS: sure hope not

YDC: Sure hope so

OS: -glares at neji-

YDC: -glares back-

YBF: Yo, Hinata. Check it out—2 guys are fighting over you

OS: WTF?!?!?!

YDC: No. N. O. NO!!!

SNS: lol

PF: so, r we gonna do it or not???

PM: Eh. Sure, why not?

PM: Not like I'm gonna go against you

PM: And your girly ways

PF: ………-smacks Kankurou-

PM: WTF?!?!?!

PM: Why am I suddenly the punching bag?!?!

DARC: Cuz your head it so perfectly punchable. –whacks Kankurou-

PF: -joins gaara-

PM: WTF?!?!?!?!

PM: OK, you know what? I'll go first

PM: That way I can GET OUTTA HERE

PF: o goodie!!!

PF: OK everyone! go on away!!

PinkFabulous is away

OrngeSugarbomb is away

ShyNotScared has is away

YourDestinyisCalling is away

Fight4YourLife is away

DrkAgesRComng is away

Yourbiggestfan is away

PM: OK, everyone away?

PF: OK!!! im off!!! Ill tlk 2 u l8er!!!

OS: im off doing sme stuff thats relly cool so…yah…

SNS: Bye-bye!!! I'm off right now, so if needed, just IM Neji nii-san, or call!

YDC: Just IM Hinata-sama, or call. w/e

F4YL: Ohayo! Obviously, I'm not on, so just keep postin away!

DARC: I'm off

YBF: Hey, sorry, I'm off! I might be doing something with my brothers, so plz IM later! Thank you!!

PM: Huh.

PM: Naruto, you have horrible spelling.

PM: OK, w/e. I'll just say it

PM: Temari, come out.

Yourbiggestfan is back

YBF: ????

YBF: What's going on?

PM: Just shut up, and listen.

YBF: O-K…

PM: Do you…

PM: Do you think its sick to like your sib?

YBF: No

PM: No—like as in, "like-like"

PM: As in love.

YBF: So…You mean…

PM: Ugh…Temari, I love you. More than family—you're more than that to me. You're constantly in my mind, and I hate it when you go to Kohona for anything.

YBF: Kankurou…You…

PM: So, I'll ask you again—do you think it's sick to love a sibling?

YBF: No. Not at all.

YBF: I'm gonna sign off. Lets talk in person.

PM: Yeah. OK.

PuppetMastr has signed off

Yourbiggestfan has signed off

PinkFabulous is back

OrngeSugarbomb is back

ShyNotScared is back

YourDestinyisCalling is back

Fight4YourLife is back

DrkAgesRComng is back

PF: that did more than expected…

OS: i did NOT see that coming!

YDC: WTF was up with that??

F4YL: OMG, this is so funny and weird at the same time

SNS: Gaara-sama, are you OK? I know this must be so weird for you…

DARC: ………I…It was…I can't…

PF: …….…-hugs Gaara- its ok Gaara…

DARC: I just can't believe that my own sibling is in love with my other sibling…

DARC: And yet, it was so obvious…

SNS: Obvious? How?

DARC: Kankurou was always mopey when she would leave, and he would just act differently around her than with other girls…

F4YL: Maybe you should go next so that you can sign off and talk to them…

DARC: Yeah, maybe…

PF: lets go guys?

PinkFabulous is away

OrngeSugarbomb is away

ShyNotScared has is away

YourDestinyisCalling is away

Fight4YourLife is away

DARC: Sakura

PinkFabulous is back

PF: yes gaara?

DARC: I'm with Kankurou.

PF: what?

DARC: ….-sigh-

DARC: I love you. I've always loved you. Ever since I saw you after all that training when you were 14, I loved you. Before that you were just someone who I had to forget, or I'd ruin my life. Now, you're someone I have to be with, or I'll ruin my life.

DARC: Good?

DrkAgesRComng has signed off.

PF: OMG!!!! gaara!!! OMG, i need to call him now!!!

PinkFabulous has signed off

OrngeSugarbomb is back

ShyNotScared is back

YourDestinyisCalling is back

Fight4YourLife is back

YDC: …And then there was 4…

OS: OK the love in Love in Kohona HAS relly startd

OS: or had started

F4YL: Wow—I mean

F4YL: Gaara and Sakura!

SNS: It is pretty amazing…That he would love her…

YDC: Well, now that we've lost our ever-so-peppy host, what do we do?

SNS: I'll go up.

F4YL: Nah, I'll go.

SNS: ???

F4YL: I mean, we all know what your confession's gonna be, right?

SNS: …OK. Thank you, Tenten

F4YL: X3

OrngeSugarbomb is away

ShyNotScared has is away

YourDestinyisCalling is away

F4YL: Yah—Neji, come on out!!!

YourDestinyisCalling is back

YDC: Don't tell me…

F4YL: What did ya think?

F4YL: That'd I call down Naruto?

OS: im off doing sme stuff thats relly cool so…yah…

F4YL: lol

YDC: Well, anyone but ME!

F4YL: Sorry, Neji. That's the way life is.

F4YL: You already know what I'm gonna say, so all I have left to say is: You're constantly on my mind. There's not a second when I don't think of you.

YDC: O-K…Wow…

F4YL: Hee

F4YL: Call me later. Bye, Neji.

Fight4YourLife has signed off

OrngeSugarbomb is back

ShyNotScared is back

OS: u cant tell me that ur OK, neji

SNS: Neji nii-san?

YDC: I'm going to her house. Tell Hiashi-sama that I'll be late for dinner.

YourDestinyisCalling has signed off

OS: hinata?

SNS: Yes, Naruto-kun?

OS: we have 2 do our confesions now…i guess ill go

SNS: So, do I have to go on away?

OS: like itll matter.

SNS: lol

OS: ive nevr done this befor so plz…

OS: well ive nevr actully confesed nething befor

SNS: It's ok, Naruto-kun

SNS: Just say it.

OS: ugh

OS: have u evr thought that u loved some1 but u really didnt?

SNS: …No, not really…

OS: well as every1 knew i love sakura

OS: but

OS: the funny thing is

OS: is that i dont.

SNS: So…I…

OS: u may not love me back

OS: but i love u

SNS: No!!

SNS: No—I mean—I do love you back. I adore you

OS: so…

SNS: You've always been such a good inspiration to me, and I always think of you when I'm down

OS: so…u do love me?

SNS: YES!!

SNS: More than anything else in the world!!!

OS: …………..

OS: stop by my house later

OS: well be able 2 talk in persn

SNS: I would love that, Naruto-kun

OS: oh and hinata?

SNS: Yes?

OS: drop the kun

OrngeSugarbomb has signed off

SNS: Ok, Naruto.

ShyNotScared has signed off

We hope you enjoyed your chat at "Love in Kohona!" Please do come again!


Ya-ha!!!!!!

It's over! This was originally a oneshot, but it was so frickin long, I needed to cut it into chapters. LOL!!!!

I hoped you enjoyed your stay at LOVE IN KOHONA!!! lol –shot-

Guide:

PinkFabulous/PF Haruno Sakura

OrngeSugarbomb/OS Uzumaki Naruto

ShyNotScared/SNS Hyuuga Hinata

YourDestinyisCalling/YDC Hyuuga Neji

SocialiteButterfly/SB Yamanako Ino

CloudsRMe/CRM Nara Shikamaru

Fight4YourLife/F4YL Tenten

DrkAgesRComng/DARC Gaara

PuppetMastr/PM Kankurou

Yourbiggestfan/YBF Temari