I know everyone does this…but I wanna try!!! –shot- The guide for who's who(if you didn't already know) is at the bottom!
EDIT: OK, so, I redid this in Microsoft, and made the spelling more like a chatroom--I took away some periods and commas, kept my original spelling mistakes, and totally KILLED Naruto's spelling. Hope you enjoy this!
Welcome to "Love in Kohona!" Sign on, and find your true love!
PinkFabulous has signed on
OrngeSugarbomb has signed on
ShyNotScared has signed on
YourDestinyisCalling has signed on
SocialiteButterfly has signed on
CloudsRMe has signed on
Fight4YourLife has signed on
DrkAgesRComng has signed on
PuppetMastr has signed on
Yourbiggestfan has signed on
PF: oi, Naruto??
OS: wtf? whut r u doing here sakura?
PF: no reason
SB: no reason my ass! u want to steal Sasuke!!!
PF: wtf? if i did, then i would be on when he was on
PF: idiot
SB: WHAT did you say?!
PF: I
PF: D
PF: I
PF: O
PF: T
PF: what did u think?!
CRM: You guys have no life
SB: o WE have no life?
SB: what about U?!
CRM: I live.
CRM: I breath.
CRM: I don't obsess.
CRM: Last time I checked I had a life.
SB: -pummels Shika-
SNS: Um…Can you guys stop fighting?
OS: oy!!!! hinata!!!! ur on!!!!
OS: wait
OS: ur on
SNS: Um—Naruto-kun!!!! O.O
F4YL: I'm just surprised that the SS r on
DARC: So what?
YBF: What, we can't get online?
PM: Eh.
PM: I have nothing to say
OS: u hav NOTHIN 2 say?!?!?!?!?!
OS: dude ur in a CHATROOM
OS: u HAV 2 have sumtin 2 say!!!
PuppetMastr is away
OS: wtf? kankurou?
PM: Shove it up your ass, Naruto
OS: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! –pop-
YDC: When did he make that away message?
YBF: Right now, I think
F4YL: LOL XD
F4YL: Wait—Temari, why are you on "Love in Kohona"?
F4YL: "Kohona" being the main thing
YBF: Eh. I know that this crap never works
YBF: So, I decided to get on just to talk to my friends!
YDC: But, aren't you guys in Suna?
YBF: What—you think you have to be in Kohona for this?
YDC: The name says so
YBF: Well, they have crappy security. You just say ur in Kohona and
YBF: POOF!
YBF: Ur automatically a Kohonanian.
OS: lol kohonanian?
YBF: You get the idea
PF: yeah but what about gaara?
DARC: Yeah?
PF: y r u on here?
OS: ya!
OS: shouldnt u b doing kazekage crap?
DARC: It's amazing what you can get away with here.
Yourbiggestfan is away
DARC: Aw crap
DARC: Look, I gtg
DrkAgesRComng is away
SNS: Wait—did those 3 just ditch us?
OS: i dunno
PF: of course you dont
PuppetMastr is back
PM: So, what'd I miss?
SB: what is temari doing?
PM: I hear shouts coming from the other room
PM: If that counts for anything
CRM: Poor Gaara
PM: Wait—you're sorry for Gaara?
PF: ya
SNS: Isn't it him who's shouting?
PM: Pfffffffth
PM: No
F4YL: Then, who…
PM: Temari's screaming her guts out
PM: Like
PM: "Gaara, get your ass to work!!!"
PM: Then it'd be like
PM: BLAM!!!!
PM: And
OS: ???
PM: Woah. Gtg
PM: I think Temari just committed indirect suicide
F4YL: By…?
PM: Pissing off Gaara
PuppetMastr is away
CRM: O-K…
SB: what do u think happened?
SNS: Um…IM him
SNS: It should show his away message…
CRM: w/e
CRM: Kankurou?
PM: Yo, I'm away. Someone in this building is gonna die soon, and I think it may be my job to save 'em. Or not. Depends who.
OS: is taht good or bad?
PF: i think temari might just be hurt
SB: no way!!!!
SB: kankurou wouldnt let that happen!!
CRM: Yeah, sure. Why not?
SB: Shut-up
CRM: Troublesome…
Yourbiggestfan is back
DrkAgesRComng is back
PuppetMastr is back
YDC: You OK?
YBF: Why wouldn't I be?
F4YL: Well, Kankurou said
DARC: What did you say?
PM: Nothin!
OS: he said that temari was screming
YBF: Well, hell yes!
YBF: Gaara has to get back to work!!!
F4YL: So, why is he on now?
DARC: We struck a deal
YDC: Which is…?
YBF: If he paid for the desk I broke and the ceiling fan that snapped, along with taking the blame for it, then he can stay online however long he wants.
PF: niiiiiiice…
DARC: Do you even KNOW how much money that is?!
PF: no
PM: Let's just say that if they took it out of his paycheck…
YDC: He wouldn't be getting any money any time soon?
PM: Exactly
OS: LOL ROFL
DARC: Shut up, or I'll kill you
OS: -keeps loling-
DARC: -stabs Uzumaki-
OS: -dies-
F4YL: XDDDDDDD
PF: well, at least SOMEONE grew enough balls to do that
DARC: Why, thank you.
DARC: I'm quite proud my accomplishment.
OS: HEY!!!
OS: dont u evn care that i died?!
PF: no not really
SNS: Um…I do, Naruto-kun…
SB: Awwwwwwww….
SB: how sweet!!!!
PF: how sweet!!!!
SB: oi! u copied me!
PF: pfffffft. like id want to copy u
SB: yeah right! u did! admit it!
PF: neeeeeh
CRM: Great.
CRM: They're at it again.
SB: shut up!!!
PF: you shut up!!!
SB: no you!!!
PF: no!!!
CRM: ugh…
CRM: -kisses Ino-
PF: …………………..
SNS: O.O
OS: O.O
YDC: Wow
F4YL: XD –cracks up-
PM: shocker
YBF: Raise your hand if you could see that coming
DARC: Not really
SB: NARA SHIKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRM: What? This IS "Love in Kohona"
CloudsRMe has signed off
SB: i dont think Ill ever be alright again…
SNS: Woah…
PF: u should sign off get ur brain back together
SB: i agree…
SocialiteButterfly has signed off
OS: woah O.o
YBF: That's like, the Twilight Zone or something
PF: totally i mean shikamaru KISSING????
DARC: Wow. The mood just completely changed here.
PM: no kidding
F4YL: Well, at least the "Love" part in "Love in Kohona" has started.
YDC: And, it didn't start so well.
F4YL: -nods head-
PF: -FABLULOUS IDEA!!!!!!!!!-
OS: -shirks- (y is evrything fabulos 2 her?)
SNS: -winces- (I don't know…)
YBF: Yes, Sakura?
PF: OK so everyone has a crush on SOMEONE right???
DARC: Yeah. Sure. Why not?
PF: well what if we have "confessions"?
PM: And that would be…?
SNS: Wait—if it has something to do with confessing a secret to everyone, then I'll shoot myself.
PF: want a gun?
SNS: Crap.
OS: wow!!!!
OS: thats the frst time uve evr cussed, hinata!!!
SNS: um…
YDC: -shakes head-
OS: what?
YDC: Nothing.
YBF: What was that part about the crushes?
PF: well shikamaru was acting a little OOC there and then it hit me
PF: this could be ur time to act COMPLETELY OOC and confess anything!!!
F4YL: Sakura, you come up with the stupidest things...
F4YL: And yet, this is...
F4YL: This is...
F4YL: Smart? (Does that fit?)
PF: why, thank u 83
PF: Wait...
YBF: Once again, what's up with the crushes?
PF: well when r u most ooc?
YBF: What—I'm supposed to know???
OS: when ur onlne?
OS: cuz hinatas like taht
SNS: -blush- Hmph.
YDC: Uzumaki, she's ALWAYS like that
OS: what? really?
YDC: You should hear her at home.
YBF: Is she that bad?
SNS: Hey!!!
YDC: Worse. Trust me—if she wants to, she'll beat you.
DARC: Huh
DARC: The nice girl gone bad.
YDC: You got it. She's not so shy at home.
SNS: -whacks Neji-
YDC: See?!?!
ShyNotScared is away
YDC: Oh, crap
PM: You'd better run, Neji
YDC: No kidding!!!
YourDestinyisCalling is away
PM: Poor guy
YourDestinyisCalling is back
OS: wtf?
OS: neji?
YDC: No, Naruto-kun
YBF: hinata? what r u doing?
YDC: I have Neji nii-san in a deathlock, if you MUST know
OS: O.O
OS: wow
PM: Aw, man!!!
DARC: What?
PM: I wanna see that!!!
DARC: …….-smacks Kankurou-
PM: WTF? I do! I mean, it's not everyday that Neji is in a deathlock by his younger cousin!!!!
YDC: Neji nii-san says "Thanks"
YDC: And now he's flipping you off
PM: What the
PM: I'll kill him!!!
YDC: Now he's trying to say something like "Don't type that!"
YDC: ghvfgffg
YDC: fgjfrfg
YDC: bfgghdjhdgjd
ShyNotScared is back
OS: wtf was that?
SNS: Neji nii-san's head being smashed against the keyboard
OS: omg lol XD
YDC: Owowowowowowow…
PM: He's still typing?
YDC: You're gonna pay, Hinata-sama!!!!
SNS: Ha-ha XP
YBF: Is Tenten still on?
F4YL: What?
YBF: What were you doing???
F4YL: If you MUST know…
F4YL: laughing at y'alls conversation
PF: oh really
F4YL: What?
F4YL: I was having fun listening about your idea, and Hinata beating up Neji!!!
YDC: DEATHLOCK
YDC: She never beat me up
F4YL: She smashed your head against the keyboard.
SNS: She's right. Can't deny that.
OS: this enogh of a confesion sakura?
PF: hmph. u all missed my point entirely
OS: ???
PF: i wanted it to be like every gets on "away", so they can still see what were typing, but cant comment
PF: but the person whos confessing can call out one person to confess 2
PM: What if we don't want to confess to anyone?
PF: 2 bad.
SNS: Is this when I get my gun?
OS: sure hope not
YDC: Sure hope so
OS: -glares at neji-
YDC: -glares back-
YBF: Yo, Hinata. Check it out—2 guys are fighting over you
OS: WTF?!?!?!
YDC: No. N. O. NO!!!
SNS: lol
PF: so, r we gonna do it or not???
PM: Eh. Sure, why not?
PM: Not like I'm gonna go against you
PM: And your girly ways
PF: ………-smacks Kankurou-
PM: WTF?!?!?!
PM: Why am I suddenly the punching bag?!?!
DARC: Cuz your head it so perfectly punchable. –whacks Kankurou-
PF: -joins gaara-
PM: WTF?!?!?!?!
PM: OK, you know what? I'll go first
PM: That way I can GET OUTTA HERE
PF: o goodie!!!
PF: OK everyone! go on away!!
PinkFabulous is away
OrngeSugarbomb is away
ShyNotScared has is away
YourDestinyisCalling is away
Fight4YourLife is away
DrkAgesRComng is away
Yourbiggestfan is away
PM: OK, everyone away?
PF: OK!!! im off!!! Ill tlk 2 u l8er!!!
OS: im off doing sme stuff thats relly cool so…yah…
SNS: Bye-bye!!! I'm off right now, so if needed, just IM Neji nii-san, or call!
YDC: Just IM Hinata-sama, or call. w/e
F4YL: Ohayo! Obviously, I'm not on, so just keep postin away!
DARC: I'm off
YBF: Hey, sorry, I'm off! I might be doing something with my brothers, so plz IM later! Thank you!!
PM: Huh.
PM: Naruto, you have horrible spelling.
PM: OK, w/e. I'll just say it
PM: Temari, come out.
Yourbiggestfan is back
YBF: ????
YBF: What's going on?
PM: Just shut up, and listen.
YBF: O-K…
PM: Do you…
PM: Do you think its sick to like your sib?
YBF: No
PM: No—like as in, "like-like"
PM: As in love.
YBF: So…You mean…
PM: Ugh…Temari, I love you. More than family—you're more than that to me. You're constantly in my mind, and I hate it when you go to Kohona for anything.
YBF: Kankurou…You…
PM: So, I'll ask you again—do you think it's sick to love a sibling?
YBF: No. Not at all.
YBF: I'm gonna sign off. Lets talk in person.
PM: Yeah. OK.
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Yourbiggestfan has signed off
PinkFabulous is back
OrngeSugarbomb is back
ShyNotScared is back
YourDestinyisCalling is back
Fight4YourLife is back
DrkAgesRComng is back
PF: that did more than expected…
OS: i did NOT see that coming!
YDC: WTF was up with that??
F4YL: OMG, this is so funny and weird at the same time
SNS: Gaara-sama, are you OK? I know this must be so weird for you…
DARC: ………I…It was…I can't…
PF: …….…-hugs Gaara- its ok Gaara…
DARC: I just can't believe that my own sibling is in love with my other sibling…
DARC: And yet, it was so obvious…
SNS: Obvious? How?
DARC: Kankurou was always mopey when she would leave, and he would just act differently around her than with other girls…
F4YL: Maybe you should go next so that you can sign off and talk to them…
DARC: Yeah, maybe…
PF: lets go guys?
PinkFabulous is away
OrngeSugarbomb is away
ShyNotScared has is away
YourDestinyisCalling is away
Fight4YourLife is away
DARC: Sakura
PinkFabulous is back
PF: yes gaara?
DARC: I'm with Kankurou.
PF: what?
DARC: ….-sigh-
DARC: I love you. I've always loved you. Ever since I saw you after all that training when you were 14, I loved you. Before that you were just someone who I had to forget, or I'd ruin my life. Now, you're someone I have to be with, or I'll ruin my life.
DARC: Good?
DrkAgesRComng has signed off.
PF: OMG!!!! gaara!!! OMG, i need to call him now!!!
PinkFabulous has signed off
OrngeSugarbomb is back
ShyNotScared is back
YourDestinyisCalling is back
Fight4YourLife is back
YDC: …And then there was 4…
OS: OK the love in Love in Kohona HAS relly startd
OS: or had started
F4YL: Wow—I mean
F4YL: Gaara and Sakura!
SNS: It is pretty amazing…That he would love her…
YDC: Well, now that we've lost our ever-so-peppy host, what do we do?
SNS: I'll go up.
F4YL: Nah, I'll go.
SNS: ???
F4YL: I mean, we all know what your confession's gonna be, right?
SNS: …OK. Thank you, Tenten
F4YL: X3
OrngeSugarbomb is away
ShyNotScared has is away
YourDestinyisCalling is away
F4YL: Yah—Neji, come on out!!!
YourDestinyisCalling is back
YDC: Don't tell me…
F4YL: What did ya think?
F4YL: That'd I call down Naruto?
OS: im off doing sme stuff thats relly cool so…yah…
F4YL: lol
YDC: Well, anyone but ME!
F4YL: Sorry, Neji. That's the way life is.
F4YL: You already know what I'm gonna say, so all I have left to say is: You're constantly on my mind. There's not a second when I don't think of you.
YDC: O-K…Wow…
F4YL: Hee
F4YL: Call me later. Bye, Neji.
Fight4YourLife has signed off
OrngeSugarbomb is back
ShyNotScared is back
OS: u cant tell me that ur OK, neji
SNS: Neji nii-san?
YDC: I'm going to her house. Tell Hiashi-sama that I'll be late for dinner.
YourDestinyisCalling has signed off
OS: hinata?
SNS: Yes, Naruto-kun?
OS: we have 2 do our confesions now…i guess ill go
SNS: So, do I have to go on away?
OS: like itll matter.
SNS: lol
OS: ive nevr done this befor so plz…
OS: well ive nevr actully confesed nething befor
SNS: It's ok, Naruto-kun
SNS: Just say it.
OS: ugh
OS: have u evr thought that u loved some1 but u really didnt?
SNS: …No, not really…
OS: well as every1 knew i love sakura
OS: but
OS: the funny thing is
OS: is that i dont.
SNS: So…I…
OS: u may not love me back
OS: but i love u
SNS: No!!
SNS: No—I mean—I do love you back. I adore you
OS: so…
SNS: You've always been such a good inspiration to me, and I always think of you when I'm down
OS: so…u do love me?
SNS: YES!!
SNS: More than anything else in the world!!!
OS: …………..
OS: stop by my house later
OS: well be able 2 talk in persn
SNS: I would love that, Naruto-kun
OS: oh and hinata?
SNS: Yes?
OS: drop the kun
OrngeSugarbomb has signed off
SNS: Ok, Naruto.
ShyNotScared has signed off
We hope you enjoyed your chat at "Love in Kohona!" Please do come again!
Ya-ha!!!!!!
It's over! This was originally a oneshot, but it was so frickin long, I needed to cut it into chapters. LOL!!!!
I hoped you enjoyed your stay at LOVE IN KOHONA!!! lol –shot-
Guide:
PinkFabulous/PF Haruno SakuraOrngeSugarbomb/OS Uzumaki Naruto
ShyNotScared/SNS Hyuuga Hinata
YourDestinyisCalling/YDC Hyuuga Neji
SocialiteButterfly/SB Yamanako Ino
CloudsRMe/CRM Nara Shikamaru
Fight4YourLife/F4YL Tenten
DrkAgesRComng/DARC Gaara
PuppetMastr/PM Kankurou
Yourbiggestfan/YBF Temari
