"I loved you."

Those words pained Rachel Berry more than anything in the world. She felt as though she were about to just break down. She brutally wished she was in a play, where the real Jesse, her Jesse, could pop out of the bushes and murder this imposter. This stranger who wasn't her Jesse.

Instead, she felt a surge of power rush through her veins. This wasn't a play, or a fairytale, or anything. This was real life, and the only one that could save her was herself. "Oh? I'm pretty sure that's a lie. I would say the same thing, but I never loved you. I always thought love was when a girl and a boy felt compelled to each other in some mysterious way. But obviously that was never a bond shared between us. Because I don't care how much you absolutely hate me now. If you ever loved me, you wouldn't be doing this.

"Yes, If you ever loved me, you wouldn't be able to bring yourself to crack that egg on my forehead right now. I have a question about that, actually. Was any of it true? Were any of those kisses and touches and compliments real? Or was it all some sort of sick twisted game? Let's see how long it takes for Poor little Rachel to fall for me, because when she does, we'll CRUSH her. And to think I ever wanted to be like you."

She suddenly got very close to him. So closed you couldn't stick a piece of paper between them. She started tracing small circles on his chest and put her mouth against his ear. "Jesse St. James. I was in love with you," She whispered seductively, and he couldn't stop the shiver that passed down his spine. "But you've always had one flaw. You need to learn that sometimes, cheating isn't the answer. Because sometimes, it can come back and bite you in the ass."

She then pulled away quickly, grabbed the egg from his hand and, grinning evilly cracked it against his forehead. She then proceed to skip away merrily before anyone could comprehend what happened, intent on telling her fellow glee club members.


Super short, but I hope you don't judge me. I mainly just wrote this for myself. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesse, and I LOVE St. Berry, but he deserved it. :]