Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

Rating: T, but it could go higher eventually?

A/N: I know. I should finish my other story. But I'm running low on ideas and I've had this one in my head for the longest time. Forgive me everyone that liked Underground, I'm doing another story. –keysmash- I'll try my best to update Underground as much as I can, but I'm seriously low on ideas to move the current plot for that story forward (I have a crapload of ideas for the future of it, but how to make it progress, I have none).

But yeah, this one's a bit more light-hearted than Underground and not too deep. It's another AU version, set in a modern-day era. I-I hope you like it you guys! This is only the prologue so please review it so I know if this story is cool or not!

Summary: Meet the Uzumaki triplets: Older brother Kyuubi, middle sister Naruko, and baby brother Naruto. How can Sasuke woo poor Naruto, when his siblings are ready to kill the Uchiha to protect Naru-chan's innocent virginity? SASUNARU AU

Meet the Uzumakis!

Chapter One: Uchiha Sasuke's Problem(s)

For Uchiha Sasuke, it was indeed a fact that siblings were the worst obstacles on the planet. He had his share of problems with his own older brother, Itachi. From the embarrassing baby photos, to the noogies, wedgies, and punches that came on birthday mornings—Sasuke experienced it all.

He loved his brother (kind of) and he respected the older's genius and talent (sort of), but Sasuke always found himself wishing that he could nail a miniature voodoo-Itachi to the wall when it came to certain topics. One taboo topic was sex and the works. Oh how Sasuke remembered those pictures—those positions. How the hell did his brother manage to find such high quality pictures of such… flexibility…? *Gewgle wouldn't give such results, nor would *Yapoo. Sasuke didn't want to know and he hoped that he would never know.

One other taboo topic was on one of their neighbors: Sasuke's long time crush/wet dream porn star. The first time Sasuke had met his neighbor was when they were in grade school, 3rd grade to be specific. He was a growing boy at that time (8 years old was a very grown-up age for an Uchiha) and he seriously thought the other was a girl. It wasn't little Sasuke's fault that he thought that way either! The kid looked like God had dipped him in a vat reserved for only the most prettiest people in the world. The shorts and the tank top did confuse Sasuke for a minute, but to an Uchiha: he was always right. And so Uzumaki Naruto became a girl in the young Uchiha's eyes. Till Itachi butted his cocky ass into the situation.

It towards the end of the 3rd grade when Itachi started to pick up the young Uchiha from school. Usually it would have been Kisame, Itachi's friend. But due to certain circumstances that Itachi never spoke of, the scary Kisame was forced to resign his duties of 'Sasuke's ride.' In the end, and unable to find a worthy replacement, Itachi began to haul himself over to the Happy-Nin Grade School to pick up his precious brother. On the first day, Sasuke had passed by his 'girl' and gave the other a hard glare. Itachi soon parked next to the younger and Sasuke entered the car giving the young blonde another piercing glare and to everyone near 'her.'

"Why were you glaring at that other kid, Sasuke?" Itachi had asked.

"I was tryna tell her and those other punks that she's my woman." Sasuke had proudly boasted.

"So you glared at her?" Itachi snorted.

"No, I gave her one of those suh-suh.. suh-deck-tive looks." Came the reply.

On the third week and the last week of school, Itachi finally had enough. How did his brother get to be so… stupid? Glaring at his crush and giving her 'suh-deck-tive' looks was not a sign of liking someone. Nor was biting the other's hand. Or punching their butt. Itachi was tired of being called up to the office for his brother's misdemeanors and he was certainly tired of his brother's proud speeches that 'the baby Uchiha had a woman now, so he can take a bath by himself/he didn't need vegetables/or that he could stay up past his bed time.' It was cute at first—a bit odd—but it was cute nonetheless. However, after the 11th call from the teacher, Itachi had enough. There was a line between cute and dangerous, and Sasuke had way passed that line into 'scary-and-obsessed-dangerous.'

So on that day, Itachi excused himself from school early and drove down to Happy-Nin. He parked in the parking lot and walked over to his brother's usual waiting spot. As he was walking, the bell rang and a steady stream of screaming elementary kids poured into the lot, including his little brother and his 'woman.'

Sasuke, even after spotting his brother, walked closely near his blonde 'woman', which further ticked the eldest Uchiha. How dare his brother ignore his 'come here' hand call! Upon closer inspection, Itachi found himself slightly ogling at the blonde child that Sasuke was following behind. The kid was extremely cute and would only grow in a more positive way later on.

(Itachi stopped himself from going beyond that point of ogling, however. That was being a dirty pedo—and Itachi was a class-A citizen.)

As soon as the blonde neared Itachi, he saw something was a little off. Sasuke had described the blonde has 'the most girliest thing on the planet' and that the blonde was a true example of the womanly species. But underneath those big blue eyes and cute fluffy blonde hair, Itachi's mind could only scream," IT'S A TRAP!" When the blonde stopped near him, the older bent down and gave a handsome smile to the child. The young kid looked around in shock, wondering if Itachi was looking at someone else (Sasuke, meanwhile, realized that this was where Itachi was seeing if his crush was good enough for the precious baby Uchiha).

Itachi held out a large hand to the blonde and smiled cooing," Hello, I'm Itachi."

The blonde had stuttered out," U-uhm, I'm Nar-naruto. B-but I'm not supposta talk to strangers, mister."

Itachi grinned wider and kept his hand out. "Oh I'm not a stranger. I'm Sasuke's older brother, here to apologize for all the mean things he did to you." Naruto lit up a little and Sasuke darkened extremely.

The young blond shook the older's hand and replied," Oh, okay then Mr. Uchiha."

They released hands and Itachi gave a bigger smile. He knew his kid brother was watching his every move, listening to their every exchanged word. Itachi was only sorry that he had to reveal such a crucial fact to Sasuke.

"Can I ask you one question, Naruto-kun?" The blonde nodded.

"Are you a girl?"

There came an angry shriek from the little blonde's mouth as the he screamed," No way! I'ma boy!" Naruto grabbed the top of his shorts, pulled it, and pointed down into his pants that 'he had one of those peepees like all boys did.' Itachi laughed and patted the boy's head, while looking at Sasuke's face.

No words could compare to the joy Itachi felt when he saw that expression from the young Sasuke.

That day, Sasuke crawled into bed and stayed there. The shock that Sasuke's woman was not quite a woman, Itachi thought, may have been too much. But the next morning, when Itachi ate his breakfast, Sasuke walked into the kitchen with a smirk on his face.

Itachi cocked a brow up and asked," Why are you so happy, Sasuke? I thought you were in shock that little Naruto-kun was a boy, and not a girl."

Sasuke replied with a cocky smirk," That's okay. It doesn't matter if he's a boy, he's still mine."

Itachi spat out his coffee and was stunned the rest of the day. Damn those dominant-Uchiha genes of possession!

Now, presently, that wasn't the problem. Sasuke was all fine and dandy with Naruto being whatever gender he chose (it would be weird if the boy came in one day as a transvestite, but Sasuke thought that Naruto would make a fine specimen) and he was extremely fine that in the 6th grade, Naruto had moved to the house next his the Uchiha home. The real problem was Naruto's siblings.

In 3rd grade, Sasuke didn't know that the young blonde had siblings. To be specific: 2 older siblings. To Sasuke's shock, not only were those 2 Naruto's siblings—they were part of the Uzumaki triplets, which included Naruto.

Sasuke would've been happy—he should have been happy! There were 2 more Naruto-look-alikes that he could secretly ogle at! But the problem came when Naruto finally introduced Sasuke to them.

That day, Sasuke found himself at the hospital with a broken arm, his face nearly scratched off, and his sanity nearly halved. Naruto was sitting next to the boy in near-tears crying that 'he thought Sasuke would die' and that 'he never should have brought him to meet his brother and sister.' Sasuke didn't understand what Naruto meant. Did he hurt their feelings or something? All he had said to the 2 other Uzumakis was," It's nice to meet you. If it's alright, I'd like permission in advance to woo your younger sibling." Where had he gone wrong?

So, after intensive research on the Uzumaki triplets, Sasuke soon after found why: the 2 siblings were extremely protective of their young brother. It wouldn't have been a threat on Sasuke's part, had it not been for the crucial fact that the eldest brother, Uzumaki Kyuubi, was part of a well-known and dangerous gang and that the middle sister, Uzumaki Naruko, had an extreme mother-hen complexity that rivaled a mother alligator (and those things were scary). Sasuke added it all up that they could wipe out half of the population in Konoha if they wanted to.

These two supernatural siblings were the source of Sasuke's main problems. He was a proper Uchiha and he would ask the family's permission to date Naruto. Unfortunately, Naruto's family would have nothing of it and would kill him for it.

For nearly 5 and a half years, Sasuke struggled with the problem of how to get Naruto's siblings to approve. Even a little recognition was better than Kyuubi's foot to Sasuke's face or Naruko's sharp nails on Sasuke's…face. Any approval from the deadly duo was better than nothing! It meant a step closer to Sasuke's ultimate goal: dating Uzumaki Naruto, then marriage, and then confining the little blonde to the bed forever more.

But the problem was how…!

A/N: So… how is it so far ouo? Uuu, I hope this kind of plot hasn't been used before! –sigh-

But yeah. did you see those starred terms? Yeah, it's GOOGLE and YAHOO! TROLOLOL.

…Yeah. I hope you enjoyed, dear readers! Please review! I write more with review-power, keke.