This is just something stupid that popped into my head while I was reading another story. It wasnt even in the other story at all so I dont know why it popped up but I have learned not to question my brain so here it is! If it does sound like something you have written or read then tell me so I can read it. Or if you have some awesome slash or neville/luna or harry/hermione or harry/harem or anything but Harry/Ginny or Ron/Hermione unless it is a threesome with Harry or a minor pairing then tell me that too. I am really bored right now.
Why Not To Let Sirius Get Bored
Number 12 Grimmauld Place was rather quiet. Mrs. Black's portrait was closed behind her curtains. Kreacher was hiding things from Sirius. The Weasleys were picking up Arthur from St. Mungo's hospital. The only ones of importance at Grimmauld place were Sirius and Harry. This was a problem because this cause Sirius to get bored and when Sirius is bored, he gets annoying. Sirius was currently staring at the ceiling of his bedroom trying to think of something to do. Remus was picking up things from Diagon Alley so he couldn't call him but Harry was in the house. Sirius hadn't heard from Harry since breakfast. Sirius, in his all-encompassing wisdom, knew that Harry must be as bored as Sirius was so he decided to go find him. Harry was in his room reading a defense book he found in the Black Library. It was one of the few books in there that wasn't about the Dark Arts.
"Hey, Harry," exclaimed Sirius.
"Hey, Padfoot," said Harry not really paying attention.
"Whatcha doin'?" asked Sirius.
"Reading," answered Harry.
"What?"
"A book."
"What kind of book?"
"A defense book."
"What's it called?"
" Advanced Defense Spells and When to Use Them."
"Why are you reading?"
"Cuz I'm bored."
"Why are you bored?"
"Cuz there is nothing to do."
"Why?"
"Cuz we are locked in this house."
"Why?"
"Cuz Dumbledore said to stay here."
"Why?"
"Cuz we will be killed if we leave."
"Why?"
"Cuz you have the Ministry after you and I have Voldemort after me."
"Why?"
"Cuz they are crazy."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Why?"
"I haven't thought about it."
"Why?"
"Didn't care enough to know."
"Why?"
"To busy trying to stay alive."
"Oh…. Do you want to do something."
"No."
"Why?"
"You are annoying me."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Why?"
"I don't know how your mind works."
"Why?"
"If you ask why one more time, I am going to hex you."
"…Why?"
This is the reason why when the others got home the house was splashed with different neon colors, Sirius was bald, and Harry was a women.
The End…or is it?
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Yep. It's the end. Te He
