Hey, everyone, this is a CHIBI series based of the story "RWBY PR". I got the author's permission to make this and am working with him to write it. If you have skit ideas, please leave them in the reviews section or PM me or "RWBY2020". A quick disclaimer, I will not post chapters for this very often.
Episode 1: PARM and Jaune Cheese Co.
On a white background, the blocky title words dropped down as Pat, Alex, Ryden and Marty jumped off of it and assumed various poses. An off screen narrator said "RWBY CHIBI!".
PARM and Jaune Cheese Co.
Team RWBY was walking through the city of Vale, enjoying their afternoon. Suddenly, something caught Ruby's attention.
"Do you guys smell that?" Ruby asked.
"Ugh, who would concoct such a distasteful smell?" Weiss asked as she plugged her nose.
"There's only one team who would make something that smells like that." Yang said.
Team RWBY turned around a corner and saw Jaune wearing a cheese costume, causing RWBY to stare at him weird.
"Don't ask." Jaune said.
Moments later, Pat, the leader of Team PARM, came walking out of the rustic building.
"Hello, everyone and ice queen!" Pat said.
"Hey!" Weiss said.
"Welcome to PARM and Jaune Cheese Corporation!" Pat said.
"I'm just the mascot." Jaune said, "I'm desperate for work."
"Come in, come in and taste our fine wares!" Pat said, dragging Team RWBY into the store.
The store was filled with different kinds of cheeses that gave off many different aromas.
"So...uh...what are you up to here Pat?" Ruby asked.
"I'm glad you asked." Pat said, "Team, come on out!"
Alex, Ryden and Marty came out from the room in back and joined up with Pat.
"We've been a little low on Lien lately, so we decided to start a cheese factory." Alex said.
"Well, Pat did, he just dragged us along." Ryden said.
"Want to sample our signature cheese?" Marty asked as he pulled a tray out.
Team RWBY watched as Marty walked up with a tray that had a lid covering whatever was inside.
"We present: the PARM and Jaune special!" Pat said.
Pat pulled the lid off, revealing a few pieces of an almost green cheese.
"Ugh!" Weiss groaned, "What is that?!"
"It's cheese." Pat said.
"No, that's a code-red biohazard!" Weiss said.
The scent got to Team RWBY and made them all pass out.
"Yeah...you were right, Alex." Pat said, "We should have let this cheese age longer."
"I told you so." Alex said, "Fifteen years wasn't enough."
Team PARM just stared down at the unconscious Team RWBY.
Piggyback Rides
Ruby jumped up and slashed the camera as she squealed.
In the recreational area of Beacon, Ruby was being stealthy. Ruby shot into the cupboard, hid in the sink, jumped behind a chair and then up on top of the cabinets.
"Target acquired." Ruby said, looking down.
Ruby pulled Crescent Rose out and aimed it backwards. Ruby shot a bullet, propelling her through the air.
"So then I said..." Pat said to Alex right before Ruby shot at him and latched onto his back.
Pat screamed in surprise and began to run around the room in a mad dash.
"Piggyback rides!" Ruby cheered, "Yeah!"
Pat finally found out who was on his back and stopped. Pat pulled Ruby off of his back and held her up in front of him.
"Ruby, what are you doing?" Pat asked, unamused.
"Piggyback ride?" Ruby replied.
"No." Pat said, putting Ruby down.
Ruby began to look sad as she gave Pat puppy-dog eyes.
"No, Ruby, anything but that!" Pat said.
Ruby sat down and began to cry, tears streaming out of her eyes and onto the floor.
"Okay-okay-okay!" Pat said, "You can have a piggyback ride."
"YAY!" Ruby exclaimed as she shot onto Pat's back, "Courtyard ho!"
Pat ran off, leaving Ruby's tears on the ground.
"So she said now that's a-" Yang said to Ryden right before slipping on the water and landing on her head, knocking her out.
"Well...that was a teary ending." Ryden said.
The unconscious Yang put a hand up. Ryden got the notion and gave her a high-five.
The Goodwitch, the Bad, the Mom.
Pat dropped into the scene and engulfed his arm in lightning. Pat formed a lightning bolt and threw it at the screen.
Pat and Marty were sitting in the headmaster's office.
"Now, I take it that you boys had gotten into a bit of mischief lately." Ozpin said from behind his desk.
"Why do you think that?" Pat asked.
"You're sitting right in front of me." Ozpin said.
"Touche." Pat replied.
"Well, as Headmaster, I am not allowed to deal out punishments when it comes to what you did..." Ozpin said.
"What? All we did was mess around with lighting." Pat said.
"And set half the Emerald Forest on fire." Ozpin said.
Pat and Marty looked out the window and at the burning forest.
"Should somebody go take care of that?" Marty asked.
"We'll handle that later." Ozpin said, "But, since this wasn't a school-related issue, I decided to call in someone who will take care of this."
"Who?" Pat asked.
Moments later, the doors to the office burst open, allowing Glynda Goodwitch to enter.
"PAT! MARTY!" Glynda yelled.
"Oh no." Pat and Marty said.
"Good luck." Ozpin said as he walked out.
"NO! You can't leave us here!" Marty begged.
Ozpin shut the door, leaving the brothers with Glynda.
"YOU BOYS ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" Glynda yelled.
Pat and Marty watched in horror as their surrogate mom approached. Meanwhile, the other two members were off on the side, watching and eating popcorn.
"Should we help?" Ryden asked.
"Nah." Alex said, holding a bucket of popcorn, "I'd rather just watch."
Ryden shrugged and grabbed some popcorn.
Beep!
This is the way we want to spend every day
Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away
Join us and see we can be happy and free
Life is full of fun because we're all chibi!
If you guys have skit ideas, please, PM me or leave them in reviews (PMing me or RWBY2020 is preferred) and, if I use it, I'll give you a shout-out.
