Of Silly Salmons and Surstrommings

Denmark was in Norway's house, he was invited over for dinner. It was really rare for him to invite someone to his house.

"Why did you invite me?, I was busy" Denmark asked, he felt weirded out by his friend. "I'm lonely, Iceland went to America for a vacation" Norway looked at him with his dull eyes. Denmark could feel what he felt, after Sweden and Finland left him alone, "well sorry to say that your Onii-chan must have left you" Denmark teased as he forked himself a piece of Salmon. "Shut up, he's still my Onii-chan, even if he's away" Norway also did the same.

"Do you like me?, it's because you keep inviting me other than Finland or Sweden" Denmark again teased. "What?, no, it's just that, your the only..."
Norway trailed off. He felt ashamed of continung his sentence, "one who's closer" Norway thought quietly. "Ha!, that means you like me!" Denmark guessed, "Never!" Norway answered back, he was blushing a little.

After a few minutes of eating and tsundere arguing...

"... The Salmon tastes weird" Denmark complained, he had eaten half of his dinner, but just now, he complained. "It's Smoked Salmon, has a smoky taste of course".

*Smoked Salmon is a traditional Norwegian dish*

"Okayy... is there such thing raw Salmon in your country?", "Nope, there's one in Japan" Norway blotted his lips gently with a tissue. Denmark forked himself a big piece of Salmon. "It's called Sushi, I ate one and it tastes good" Norway said, "Really?, how about Su-" Denmark trailed off and started to make weird sounds.

"Uh Denmark, are you okay?" Norway stared at Denmark with widened eyes, he felt somthing was wrong with him. "H-h-e-e-l-l..." Denmark stammered,
"are you talking about my village?" Norway asked nervously.

*Hell is a small village in Norway*

Denmark started to cough and let out weird sounds, at this rate Norway panicked, and then thought of the symptoms. "Coughing, wheezing, stammering, breathless... he's choking!" Norway then proceeded to help Denmark get the clogged food out of his throat.

Along the sidewalk, there was Sweden, Finland, and Sealand, going for a surprise visit to Norway's house. "Mom, why are we visiting him again desu yo?" Sealand asked, "Iceland's away, so he needs company" Finland responded. " 'c'l'nd..." Sweden mumbled, ("he should have let Norway come with him").

The three continued to walk down the sidewalk untill they were in front of his house. "... Hey, I hear someone yelling desu yo" Sealand heard loud and unclear words coming from Norway's house. Sweden and Finland walked near the house and pressed their ear against the door, Sealand did the same. They were within clear earshot of Denmark and Norway's yelling and blabbering.

"One more time!" Norway pressed both hands on his diaphragm repeatedly from behind Denmark. "Stop, pls" Denmark choked, "no stopping untill I get it out!" Norway continued pressing on and on. "Agh" Denmark moaned, he felt the clogged piece move from it's place. "I think it's near" Norway said, Denmark continued to moan.

"I feel that something weird's happening desu yo..." Sealand whispered, "'h my" Sweden gasped, "what the..." Finland complained. The three felt a weird tension that something wrong was happening to Denmark.

This continued on and on again until Denmark could breath... again, and the three finally entered Norway's house and talked about what just happened.

If you don't get what's happening, try being in Sealand, Sweden, or Finland's pov and read the lines Denmark and Norway are saying without the action and stuff they're doing. So much for green-minded people XD

Anyways sorry if it has some wrong grammars and stuff, I'm just new here and improving my writing skills. I'm happy to receive some reviews!

Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya not me