chapter 1
Morning in Peach Creek
It would be quite a day.
But for now, it was daybreak. Eddy, of cource, was the first to wake up, but not , the ground around him shook. It was like an earthquake. When Eddy got thrown into the window, he saw the reason. It was Rolf in a HUGE tractor cutting at the lawn. Eddy soon banged at the door, yelling incoherently at him.
Meanwhile...
Ed was still asleep. But he began to feel cold and...well...how do I put this? He pulled the other end of the matress onto himself and went fast asleep, his legs sticking out.
Meanwhile...again...
On the battleship Halberd, there slept the new govenor of Peach Creek, Metaknight. He got a rude awakening.
"WHAT IS IT?" he shouted at a R.O.B.
"Ganondorf has struck us hard. Will will have to rest in order to make repairs." the robot said at a robot paced voice.
"Very well then." Metaknight sighed.
Meanwhile...again...again...
Edd was asleep when he turned his alarm clock off. But he wasn't impressed with his made bed. So he went crazy and ironed it out. He then measured the bed's thickness, and was finally done.
Meanwhile...again...aga-aww screw it...
Eddy was walking on the sidewalk, still in his underpants and with a pillow on his head.
"This will do" Eddy moaned as he collapsed onto the sidewalk. Then Rayquaza went by.
"Rise and shine kid. Kid?" he said in his old heavy western accent. Eddy didn't respond. Rayquaza shrugged and flew away. Edd then went by with a bag of papers in his hand.
"Good morning Eddy!" he said right before he realized Eddy was sleeping."Uhh, eddy?"
"Get out of my room Double D." a dazed Eddy said back.
"I'm outside Eddy. I've got a paper route!"
"Why?"
"I'm saving my money for an electron microscope! I've only got $19,472.18 to go!"
Eddy sobbered up quickly."Double D! If you can make that much money with one route, think about five! No, fifty!"
"B-bu-but Eddy-"
"Come on, Ed will help ya!"
Later...
Edd stepted into his house."Ahh, another day another nickel. What a beutiful morning!" he was cut off with a view of papers covering the view outside.
Soon the pile collapsed. Papers covered the room, taking Edd with it.
"Eddy!"
