Perfection is in the eyes of Steven

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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AN: this is based on the 'perfection challenge' made by dracohalo117!
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Slenderman was bored...which was bad since when he got bored...people died...horribly...

He was burning down yet another planet...when he found a challenge posted by a 'creator' in a lap top of a person who was currently writhing in agony on the floor...and he took an interest...

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Orochimaru blinked, one moment he was in his hidden village of sound...now he was across the table from a cosmic horror that made him wet himself simply LOOKING at it.

Slenderman looked at this in disgust,

"̸̯͕̠̹̟̬̤̬̬̹̊̍̈̕ͅḐ̷̮̝͓͚͉͚̘̠͔̩͙͇̲͔̾̓̌͒̎̌̀͌̆͂̑̕͝i̸̻͓̲̬̲̓̄̌̋̑̈͋̃d̶͎̝̺̤̠̪͎̩̲̹͔̈́̈́͐̇͜ͅ ̴̢̱͍̮̙͍̼͍̝̤̭͓̽̈́̕͜y̴͈̩͎͚̘͓̐̔̈́ơ̸̺͎͚̪͓̥̙̗̼̄̓͒̅̔̒̍͝ũ̸̢̡͓̠̦̬̺͉̣ ̵̡̢̘͚̞̣̜̣͙̠̜̈́̔̋̆̊̃̂̈́̒͝ͅj̴̢͉̮̳̱̰̭͖͕̬̲̤͙̀̈́́̅̃̐̈́̿̆̋̃̒̕ͅū̵̧̨͔͙̱̦̦͊̂͐̍̀̀͛̾͗͠ś̵̼͚͆͗͌̈̔̕t̶̖̟̼̠̬̗̏̋̒̑͆̎̅͒́͂̉͜͝-̶̡̢̡̛͚͙͇̞̥͓͓͈́͆͝ͅͅ ̷̛͚͍̩̖̪͕̝̠̣̘͈͉͕͇͌̇͋͒̇͛̕͠͝ņ̸̳͚̺̬̬̝͊ͅȇ̷̢͎̖͕̫̠̲̺̹͉̈͊̒̈̊͘͝v̷̡̡̞̘̳͖̲̱̹̰̝̫͉͇̝̏́́͑ę̸̠͇̳̖̫̍͒̈̈̎̉̆̓̍̽͝͝r̶̢̧̛̪̯͇͖̟͕̃̀͑̔̄̚̚̚͠͠ ̴̰͙̺̲̞̯̘̗̅͆̂͋͌̈̓̚͠m̸̧̝̣͒̈́͗̅̂̈́̔̈́̚ȋ̴̢̛̮̼̦̭̤̘͎͇́̽̍̐̓͆͌̊̈́͘͘ͅn̴̢̘̺̭̦̮̻̜̂͌͋́̊̔ͅd̸̛̛͕͍̣͕̲̤͇̦̣̮͎͖̅̉̈́̑̐̓͌͋̏̿͝͝͝!̴̢̛̝̬͙̗̊̇̔̇͂̈́̿̈́̕ ̵̜̘̻͔̻̜̒͆L̵̡͚̜̩͗̅̈̍̀͒̔̏̓ỏ̸̯̙͇̝̗̰̗͙͚͑͜͜ơ̴̘̲͍̣͓̈́̕ḵ̵̯͙͕̼͔͙̓̐͠,̶̧̘̿̾́̈͝ ̷̨̢̖̗̯͉̟͖͔̑̒͜͝͝ͅl̶̡̠̼̪̥̬̮̗̫̜̪̖̔́ö̶̲̪͙̙͉̜̥̯̜̜́̀̋͒͗̎̅̓͜͝n̵͓͕͌̅g̷̻̜̞̲͇͇̗̩͍̖̟͔̤͊̾͌̋̂̈́̈͒͘͝͠͠ ̷̗̻͈͉̱̀̅s̷̡̢͙̩̐̈̎̉̀̓̊͘ţ̷̢̭̟͔̫̝̣̲̪̣̫̽͒̿̏̏ͅǫ̸̖̗̱̘͙̯̱͙̻̘͚͍̥̃̈̿̄́̚͝͝r̶̨̫̿͛̄̋͒̎͒ẏ̴̢̡̥͕̳͖̟͇͇̑̄̈͐̄̂̈̐͋͘̚ ̸̧̘̻̥̠̲̻͖̯̄̔̾̇̔͛̉̇̿̏̅͆̈́͘ś̵̢̖̲̯̦̝̖͂̒̏̐͒̈́͛̚ȟ̴̢̖̙͚̟͉̪̦͔̺͈͓͕͓̮̅͑͗̏̉ǫ̷̜͓͈̲͕̘͈̺̗͍̥͓͖̾͜ȑ̷̬̝̘̠̃̓̄̈t̷̨̧̧̛͕͕̤͔̠̫͔̀̑̈́̔͑̌̎͗̑̾̚͜͜:̶̛̫͕͈̞̮̦̥̠̬̪̥̼̪̥̾͛̾̈͌̈̽̀̄͘͝ ̸̧̧̱̻̣̖̘̥̳̞̱̞͊͜Į̷̛̺̗̩͍̦̺̩̭́̇͆͘̚ ̶̫͖̞͖̘̳̜̠͔̟͉̰͈̋͝k̷͔̓́͂̄̉ͅn̵̢͔̂̒̇̀̊́͠ơ̶͕̥̥͙̜̠̼͓̝̓̂̅̉̐͠͝w̶̢͉̮̗̩͎̣̍̈́̎̌͑̍̃͝ͅ ̴͓͓͕̘̹̤̘̳̃̍͛̎̄͛́̊̚͜͝w̷̢̬͚̮͉͋̀̌̐̀̍̓̚͠h̴̟̤̳̠̤̥̋̅̿̈́͒̽̕o̸̼̲̹̠̪̞͈̹̮͎̖̦̿͒̀̒̕ͅ ̸̠͔͉͇͔͔̆̃̓͐̍̆͌͘y̷̙̆ǫ̵̝̪̹̺̮̺̘͚̗̩̜͓̺̅͌u̴̞̖̘̟̘̔r̵̗̈́͑̈̅͗̄̑̈́͆̚ ̵̻͈̲̻̦͚̄͆̒p̸̻̤̲̏̕͜͠͠e̵̛͖͚͍̪̾̎͗͑͋̈́́̌r̸̰̉f̴̨̱̆̓͗̿̒̈́̃͂̂̚͝e̸͇̯̼̫̞̳͎̼͒͘͜c̷̡̢̧͍͎̪͇̙̥͓͓̼͔̣̔̉̾̃t̴̛͍͓̭͎̠̯̦̟̋̂̀̐́̃̆̈́ͅ ̵̢̝̬͍̞͇͖̥̊́̃̎̌̿̂̔̒̚͜͜v̴͎̙̝̥̭͎͐͜͠e̸̹͖̞̟̤̖̬̠̲̘͔̿͋̈̉̍͗͑́͑̈́͘s̸̢̘̠̘̯̭̣̪̲̳̼̘͊̆̎̎̿̈́̎͆̀̽̚͝͝s̵̛̬͗͐̚͝e̶̡̺̻̻͈͉͇̟̻̻͎̺͎̒͛̓̌͗̄̂̾̀̓ͅl̸̢̳͉̦̼͈͉͋̒̿̈̿̄̅̌͋͛̈́̔̍̚ͅ ̶̻̲̲̦̫́̆̀̑͂̾̓̀͗̚͝C̷̲̳̙͇̙̍̀͑̒̀̈͗͗̿O̵̧̪͔̤̲̦̬̲͖̪̠͊Ų̴̝̠̪̠͚̤̹̀̃̈̈́͛̈́́̎Ḻ̷̣͖͚̝͍̘̩̩̟̳̙̫̼̎̐̏̓̀̆̀̿͠D̷̫̟̫͚̠̭̊͋̌̎͑̈͂̊̈̎͘͠ ̷̟͈̞̲̹̼̪̹̖̩͇͖̍̃͒̌͂̇̌̃͌̇͌͆̕͠ḇ̵̗͍͋̑͋̉͝e̷̩̙̦͔̣͈̲͈̖̰͊̊̊͆͑̑͜.̴̦̲̪̣͍̳̺̉͒̀͜ ̷̨̨͖̣̱̃͆͗̄̊̚͜H̴͕̗̠̭̜̊̅̉̔͑ĩ̷̠͍͉̤̪̤̠̻͕̲̭̝͈̯̐͋͗̈́s̸̨̛̳̝̝̱͓̾̀̿́͌̊͂͋̔̍̅̊͠͠ ̶̡̢̛͓̫͖̭̄̂̽͂̀̒̓̚ṇ̸̛̲͆͗́̽̐̒̕å̴̜͕̤̜͙͓̯͙͇̯̙̝̜̘̐̌͆͛̉́̈́̋̿̚ͅm̷͚̓̾̍͊̓͑̂͋̌̃̽͠ë̴̛̹́͛͐̓̈́̐̔̀̿ ̵̧̛̖͎̣̥̻̝̈́̏̀͆͊͛̆̑̓̇̾͘ͅį̴͍̰͇͙̠͇̖̣̣̝͉͔͚̿̂͒͗̌͆͛͋͊̉̓̈ͅs̷̢̨̤̥͇͔̥̩͈̫̮̠̫̆ ̸̧̢̥̱̫̲̜̼͖͉͙̳̪͇͐ͅS̵̱̜̈t̸̢̫̖̟͍͌́́͆̓e̷͇̖̰̺̰̱̞͇͚͒̑̾͆͘͜ͅͅv̵̧̭̪͍̘͓̟̯̉̀̋͑̿̆̓͛̾͝ẻ̵̢̨̻̝̹̩͉̟͇̫͕̝̇̔ǹ̷͇̦͒̈̐̈͑̔̓͠ ̶̡̢̳̻̘̞̙̝̫̜͖̼̃̓́̎͛̓̅̃̆̌́̆͝Ú̷̙̈̊̐̋ń̷̨̫̭̪̞͕̱̈́̄̈̈i̵̛͙̙̲̒́̾̎̂̂̃̓͌̓v̸̛̦̹̣̬̠̤̮̖̹̣̗̲͎̼͐̃̍̄͆̀͜ȩ̷̣̣̗̺̱̺̳̩̥̺͌̿ṛ̷̡̟̭̥̯̳̟̖̳͕̯̼̓̊̊ş̷̙̪̲̘̼͓̬͌͒̉̔͆̈́͗͋͝ͅȩ̶̪̲̜̦̑,̶̣̫̔̊̓̓̀̓͋͌̾̓̌̓͊͑ ̷̛̭͓̹̫̩̐͆̿͆͑̿͝h̶̜̝̹̟̳̝͔̝̺̱̀̀̈̈́̌̒̊͊͘͠e̷̥̐́͐͂̎̒̐̅̎̈̀͠͝ ̷̺̝̍̓́͋͆ḷ̶̮̘͒̆͗͋̈͆͠i̷̜͛͝ṽ̴̠̹̩̖̮̫͈͂̔̈̀͝e̷̛̼͉̘̬̱͔͚̐̔͐̏̆̈̎̆̑s̵̢̛̲͉̼̖̟͇̮̣̟̱̫̗̥͔͋̄̂͌̂͂͌̄̕͝͝ ̴̨̧̤͎̬̜̩͉͔̺̣͋̽̃͂̐̅͋̔̚͜͜͜ȉ̵̢̯̤̳̤̤̰͍̦̮̗̼̜̼̙́̏̓̉̔̈́̏̀̌̚͘ǹ̶̡̨̡̜͓̦͚̟̖̺͍̲̫̓̂̓̀̀́̕͜ͅ ̸̩̟͍͈͚̟̮̮̦̤̘̊̂́͂͆̂̈́̈͗̌̂̏̚̚͠b̶̢̙̣̦̲̖̳͋̀̅̀̈́͘͘é̶̇̓̌̓̐͜a̸̧̢̬͎͓͖͉̜̪̾́̈ç̶̧͈̗͖̩̯̺̜̊̾̄̾̎̀̇͘͠h̸͙͍͇̯̅̌ͅ ̶̛̬͚͎͎̩͔̺̿̏͒̊̀̓̈́̏̓̈̚̕͜͝͝c̶̛̜͎͔̀̍͝i̶̡̧͖͙̭͕̠͉̭͇͒̇̓͆̋͛̇́̐̄̏͠͝t̵̢͍͓͍̭̳͍̗̳͙̊̎̈̈́̔͑̋͆̒͒ẙ̶̞͂̀̋̑͐̔͒͐͒̏ͅ,̷͙̿̆̀̽̏̈́͑͊͜͠͝͝ ̶̡̛͕̯͕̦͍͓̪̣̗̣̖̞͍̎̾̄̀̈̾̎̆̓͘ạ̶̝̪͉̻̲͔̤͚͚͔̓̋͆̇́̒̏̂̒̽̊̕͘͜͜ͅn̴̛̳̯͓̰̟͇̼͉̱͇̦͚̝̽̏̿̂͝ḑ̷̥̜͉̳̓̾͂̂̚-̶̨̻̲̭̬̹͉̫̟̝͈̬̳̗̳͛͝ ̶̘̯͈̤̯͙͖͈̞̬̈̕͠ẅ̶̻̺͈̞͚̗͍̘́͜e̴̼̜̿̄͆̓͝l̶͎̼̗̫͚͙̲͕͈̰̳̥̰̠͎̋̏͋͛͑̀̃̄͒́̒̃̇l̴̛̞͕̫̓͗̆̓̂͂̽͘̚͝,̸̻̙͔̺͇̀̇́͑͋̏̇̈̽͑̑̓̍͠͝ ̸̛̣̖̠͕͖͖̖̀̀̈́̍̈́̐͌̅̋̚ͅȈ̸̡̡̛̩̱̲̭̥̹̳̪̲̥̙͙͔̈́ ̴̛̪̫͉̗̙̥̪̻̜̞̈́͐͛̽́̋ḥ̵̱̘́̌̎̉̾͊̔̄̉͊̒͘ą̷͈͉̗͉̲̙̻͂̽̀̓͋͆͊̌̐̕̕ṽ̴̛͓͖͈̋͆͂́̾͌̇̌̃͑͠ę̸̡̢͙͚̬͓̀ ̷̧̬̟͊͌̄͊̓̈̕a̶͔̩̠̥̍͊̌̀ ̶̨̟̬̤̗̭̖̺̝͚̻͋̎́̒́́͒̈̋͆̓̇̌̚͜ͅf̸̨̢͖͍̜̼͇̲̰̞͔͈̗̀̒̇͋͌̇̅͑͘͜i̴̼̱͈̦̍̈́́̃͝ļ̵̡̨̺͙̱̯̞͎̩͎͊̍̑͐͜e̵̺̰͓̥̗̝̤̰̰̟̠̊̅͆̉ ̸̲͕̟̺̘̘͙͎̝̤̤̀͐̌͒̂͘ͅw̵̺̻̯̯͇̽́̈́͘͜i̵͎͕͒̿̌͆͂̓̓̈́̇͗͝t̸͇̲͎͓̜̥̀̌̈̏̾̎̅̐h̸̨̘̯͈̙͔̖̙̯̲̞͕̼͔̽͆͛̀̓̃̀̌͜ ̷̣͈͚̝̗͕͗́ạ̷̢̲͈̹̬̣̬͍̖̹͔͊̓̉̊͜͝l̷̢̢̨̻̞̜̯͐̒͂ļ̸̢̡̖̹̹͕͙̲̰̺͚͕̆̄̄͛͂͑͆̈̊͌͛̕͜ ̶̰̯̩̞̬̪̞̗̺͉̬̞̙̋̕t̴̛̛͉̜̩̉̾͗̿̍̓͆͂̏͝h̵̢̼͙̭̫̜͇̪̤͔̅͒̓̅e̵̢̧̲̲̠̲͕̰̘̻̟͒͂̋͂̈́̆͊ͅ ̶̡̛̣͙͍̜͇̺̗̘̹̤̩̣̬̂̉̇̌́͒͋̀͑͑̈́͛̚ṃ̷̝̖̏̓͗̾̒͐̉̚͝o̴̝̘̝̗̩̹̺̣͒͂̏̏̈́̓͊͠r̸̜̠̮̮̋̅̚̕ȅ̴̢̲͙̙̬̭͙̟̪̠̂́̿̇͠ͅ ̷̥̪̥̯͍͕̗͖͉̝͍̱͒̍̅̄̌̇̀̓̅͗̕̚ͅp̸̧͔̰͓̮͓̳͙͉͚͍͕̮̭̔̌̈́͗̊́̊́͆̍̍̀͒͘ȩ̶̼̠̼͇̬͍͖̥̼͖͔̓̏̈́̓̽͊̕͝r̴̢͉̥̳̟̳̘̫̱̜͛͋̀͆̑̀̂́̽̐̇͂̽̕͝ţ̶̧͓̬̰͕͔̗͕͕̺̻̹̣̽̌̀̌̃́̈̍̈́͊̇́͑̃ì̵̡̀̀̅̈́̇̂͋̿̇̄͆͌͝n̶̢̯̬̣̯̜̻͕͚̱̰͌̓͋è̸̢̛̟̬̜̟̗̙̥̔̈́͊̎̇͆͝n̵̛̰͕̦̲͍̖̥͙̔̍̑̏̑͗̈́̿̈́͌͊̈̕t̵͖̮̝͎͚̭̐ ̵̨͇͚͎͖̣̰͈͎͖͍̺̪͖̃̍͛̉i̵̢̧͉̻̟̳͙͇̙͕̠̙̲̱̫̒̂̍̔ň̸̨̨̨͈͓͉̥͔̪̫̠̗̹̩́̈́́̂͐̈́͘f̴̢̟̻͓͚͕̠̟̩̈́̅ơ̸̛̖̈͒͗̓͋͑̄̈͋̐͘̚ȑ̶̢̢̛͕̖̬̗̜̫̟̪͈̰͓͙͗͗͊̔͜m̵̡̡̠̝̺͈͖̲̽́̔̈̒̽̈͘a̶̲̖͚̖͕͔̖͉̪̻̠̦̱̯͚̔̌̋t̸͇̰̮̩͔̩̀̋̿͆͌̋̀̏ḯ̴̧̧̢̛͍̩̪̣͍̥̃̒̃̀́͒͌́͋̈̋̕̕ö̷̦̭̘̼͚̘̼̭̜̮́̀̅̅̒́̿̊̚n̸̢̖̱̟̠̙̟̱̺̠̺̠̜̤͆̽̌͒͊̋̊̏̌ ̶͇̤̗̑͒̒͊̈́͊̀͗͒͑͐ţ̸̡̫͙̦̩͍̪̼͇̤̯͂̏̀̓̀͊̈͌ḧ̸̢̳̤̱̯̳̯̤͚͙̥̠̓̃̓̓̇͛̀̏̆̾̕̚͘ͅa̶̺͙̻̒͠t̷̢̨͎͖̬̩̲̺̱̐̌͂̂̎̔̀̕ͅ ̴̗͙̓͆I̸̡̧̧̦̙͍̹͈̝̘̳̠͎̤̓̈́̇̽͂͝'̷͚̩̝̺̥̘͉̆͛̌̽ļ̶̻̬̯͚̱̬͈͙̗̤̲̘͔̓̇̆̊͆̄̑́l̶̞̝̭͎̩̳͕͋͂̉́̍̈́̇́͆́͂͌̌̈́̕ ̸̗̱̠͍̻̼̪̟͙̈͒͗̃̓̓̊̆̿̎̚l̴̦͖͍̲̫̼͎̾̉̀̈́̀͊͗̇̿͐ͅẻ̷͔͈̮͎̱̞͚̫̥̮̻̙͜ͅą̷͙̬̈͆͗̆͌̔̍̃͋͝v̵͖̭̍̏̔̉͘͠e̴͕̲̲̬͕͚͔̍̂̅̐͛̈́̈́̍͛͜͝ ̴̢̩̜͎̼͚̭̬͍͇̯͍͂͌̈́̄͗̀̑̋̈͒͝f̸̨̨̼̯̹̹̫͈̖̲͙̗̉̎̑͐ŏ̷̭̓͂̍̇͂̈̑̋̎́̓̍͘͝r̴̛̳̰̝̹̟̽̒̒̃͋͑̐̆̉̀̀̑͊̆ ̵̡̢͎̬̼̮̭̤̦͎͙̮̦̬̭̑̊͘y̷͙̣̲̯̓̾̿͘͠͝ͅō̷̟̗͖̳͓̈́̈́̚̕̚u̷̲̟̫̙͆̾́͛̊͋.̶̻̞̺̉"̵̨̛͇̣̘̼̝̖̤̰͈͈̫̈́͌̈́̚͝(1)

He places the file on the table, and then summons several vials filled with odd liquids.

"T̶̤͕͇̀̎̄̇̏̚h̴̦̠̭̠̀͂̇͆̓̀͛̅̉̇̓̉̕ȇ̵̱̼̘̖͉̮͕͔̩̪̇͌̍̆͊̇̎͆̾̈́͝͝s̴̭̘͔̦̫̲̦͚̔̓͗̈́͛̐̐̈̋͠e̶͓̮̅̄͆̀̿̀͝ ̴̢̯̺̭̥̞̝̉͋͝v̴̖͙̐̐̈́͑̚͜ĭ̴͐̓̈̈́̓̒̽̇̆͜͜͝a̴̮͚̥̔͒͌̿̏̋̚l̷͔͈̦̙͇̩̟̉̓̈́̍͊̅̚͝s̸̢̙̠̼̠̱̋͋͐̿̚ ̴̡̛͔̗̩̖͙̗̌̊̌̉̉ć̶̡̟̗̜̰̠̜̙̭͔͙̟̆͆̌̓̾̊͋́̎͠ó̵̥͖̖͈͎̯̟͖̙̠̲̺̠̺̂̌̀̉͗̽̈́̈́̔̓͝n̷̡̦͉̞͇̖͖͎̅̎̋̎͆̅͛̕͜͝ţ̸͔̮̗̼̺͌͐̋̅̐̎a̴̱̪̘̠͈͇̘̼͚̫̝̽̄̑͘ͅȉ̴̠̜̀͑̌͆͒̋͊̔̚͝͝n̵̡̧̧̬̤̣̣̩̲̫̭̉̍͗͌̓͂͜ͅ ̴͉̦̈́̈͂͒̌̚͝ḡ̵̣̹̝̝̅̀̅̓̓̂̾̓̿̚͠ȩ̷̡̡̱̞̠͖̳̬̹̥̘͕̟̄̔̚n̵̺̮͙͙̗̿̒̏͌̌͒̇̊̎̈́̊̎̓͝e̷̢̬͕͖̭̞̘͉̤͖̦͖̓t̵̩̬̞̣̼͇̬̖̟̿̅̀̾̓̈͋̈́͒̓͂͑̕̕͝į̸̫̜͙̩̣̺̫̩̻̞̩̼̜̝̇̒͑̓̎́͌̄̿̕͘̕͝c̴̖̟̊́͌̾̃͝ͅ ̶͓͍̟͉̹̰̥͖̟͚́̐͒̽͛̑͒̒͠ș̶̡͙̝͔̟͖̯̱͐̊̂̂̑̌͛͝ả̸̢̢͉̜̗̣̬͚͎̩͔̥̿̌̎̋̏̔͆̐̔̚͠ͅͅḿ̵̨̢̗̣̼͍̪͔̼̀̉͝p̸̧̡̨̗̠̠̣̞̭̠̭̦̤̰̘̈́̆̈́̎̈̄͗̈̐̕̚͠l̸̛̗͋̌̑̂̀̒͗̓̉̀͐̓̂̕ḛ̷͎͙͕̪͉̗̫͔͉̪̣̿̀̄̈́̔ͅs̵̢̢̛̻̲̯͍̬̞̔̋̎͗̔͑͌́̓̾̔͘͘͜͝ ̷̛̯̙͉͚͓̫́̀͜͜ǫ̷̢̨̫̖͇͕̳͉̗̬͙̿̔͜ͅf̴̡̨̢̙͓̞̘̺̪̟̳̲̓̏͜͜ ̴̡̨̟̩̺͖͚͚͉̱͍̗̮̊̈́̑͝ȃ̷̛̪̮̂͐̽́̿̾̚̚͠ĺ̵͍̯͖͙͌̈̊̔͆̈́̅̓͂̽l̶̩̱̞͖̠̹̣͈̳̯̼̬̈͊̏̓̔́̀̀̑͋̃͋̕͝ ̸̩̠͔͆͒͌y̶̧̨͎̭̫͔̜̗̪͙̹͚͆̈̈́͋o̶͚̣̼͓̯̥͚͑̋͑̇͠ȕ̵̢̺̠̥͔̤̟̘̗͓̭̆̏̉̌̔̑̔͊͗͘͝ͅr̷̞̬͈̰̳̳͙̙̱̓͆͜͜ ̸̢̝̗̜̱̰̤̘̤̣͖̗́́̓̑̃̅́̂f̷̧̹̟̖̝̯̹̮̳̠͙͓̙̏̊͑̌̀͋̆͛͊̊͋̈́̇͠ŏ̴̘͈̟̗̗͉̭̣͖̠͊͐̉̔̔̒̊̔̈͊̔̕͝r̴̛̛̰̪̖̮͎̯͖̙̦̲̭͔̼̬͔̉͛̋͆̒̀̀͝ṃ̷̨͈͓̾̄͑̏̐̂̈́̒͋̌̍̃͘͠è̷̡̟͈̹̺̞̜̝̬͖̅̑́̈́͋͛͊̋͆̇̃r̴̢̤͉͈̙̯͖͙̒́̃͂͝ ̵̝̱̗̳̱̣̼̜̥͕̣͗̔͒̈́͗̽͋̂̾̿͂̚͜͜͝͝ͅͅÄ̷̘̹̭͓͔͚̝͔̩͚̗͆̎̅͋̐̓̔̀̇͠k̷̢̘̞̞̜̫͎̙̝̜̭̳̂̆̌̎̀̐͜a̵̪̿̐̌̆̽̍̽͌̋̓̊͂͘͝͠t̶͚̘̺̬͚̗̣̘̎́̀͛̀ͅs̸̛̼͔̞͓͍̝̝̖͖̼͚̠̆̑̑̊̀̎͊̇̉͑͘͠ͅų̷̠͈̺̦̪̺͇͎͙̥̭͍̏̈̔̉͊̿̄̕̚͝k̷͙̄͋̔̉́̔͘͘i̵̛̪͋́͑̈̑̃͝ ̴̡̼̘̳̩̥͒̈̽̌͆͆́̓͊̎̑̕̕ĉ̶̩̳̲̺͎̱͔̻͖̱̲̳̾͒̆̀̒̂̔̏̌̈́̏̕̕o̷̲͉̰͛̇͑̕ḿ̸̡̛̻̗͕̱̺̀̐̏̓̽͘r̸͎̍̎̎̈́̒̂̋͒͝á̶̱̺͙̼̳́̒̅̆̓̏̓̀̉̃̂̽̍͐d̷͓̱̝̳̩͖̦̻̹̲̙͆̌̃͒̂̔̕̚͝e̵͎̰̣̠̭̒͋͊̿̉͝s̶̠͍͔̬̜͉͓̺͕̬̺̞̈́̋̑͑̂̔̊͒̓̒.̷̢̨̛̜͕̘̩̣͍̰̹̥̼͖̇̑͗̉̿̽̎.̸̡͙̤͉̘̦̾̇͝.̵̢̠̼͓̜̪̤͉͍̣̍̏͗̓ą̶̧̯̪̼̻̖͉̜̬͋̄́͒͊͘s̴̫̖͒̑͊̇͂̇ ̷̧̡͔͎̋͠ͅw̴̻̰̼̻̮͚͓̣̿̒̎͑̄́͌̏͛͐͊̕ę̷̡̢̧̡̛̗̰̯͊͆̅̆͘l̴̨̛̰͉̻̠̿͑́̉̂̍̎̾̏͝ļ̷̢̛͕͍̲̪͉̖͇̲͓̊̂́̂͒̅̈́͐̈́̈́͜͜ ̶̘̫̃́͆̌̄̊͐̾͘â̷̡̛̟̥͕̤̥̟̍͋̒̿̒̋̔̾s̴̢̻̦̳͉̩̜͍̰̜̣͎̰͚̆́̀͜ ̷̡̥̝̠̟̬̹͓͇̗̬̌͋̃͗̈́̋̇̈͊̚̚ͅH̷̛̺̉͐̅͌́a̸̳͓͔̘̩̮̲̣̠̎̇̒͒̓̄̒̏͝͠ͅn̴̟͎̮̞̥̳̯͎̣̰̏͑̏̀z̴̨̧͔͓̦͖̯̯͑̽̈͐̈́͌̐̈́̋̐̃̒ò̸̦̝̣̫͙̬̬̬̔̀̏̽̉͗̉͌͜͝͝'̷̧̆͑̇͝s̸̨͎̘̪̮̲͛͆̒́ ̷̨̢̼̦̪̖͍̺͇̣͔̼̺̻̀̀́̀͒̂a̷̧͚̤͙͔̻͚̩̗̔̕ͅs̶̨̛̭̿̈́̅͛͊͋̃͒̓̊̇͝͝ ̴̧̨̗̟̥̹̗̀͗̐̚̚ą̵̨̨̳̳͖̞̙̫͚͇͍̳͙̃͛̾͛͒̽̈́͐ ̶̹̬̖̼̈́̾̈̓̕b̷̪͙̠̿͗̃̆̄̀̇̈́͂̇̀͝͠ớ̴̧͈̝̊̀̔̏̒̈́́̑̎͝ņ̷͍̰̥̗̰̟͔͍̞̮̉͛͌̽̄͗̽̌̓̈́̀͂̚ǘ̶̦̺̱̺͓͖̻̃̈͂̑̔̊̈́̇͑̒̊͘s̶̳͉͙̦̦̠͓̔̊́͌̑̎͑͆̇͐̀ͅ!̶̢͙̳̩̪̘̉̃̈́(2)"̷͎̦͍͎̳̱͔̘̮͋̈́͑̇̽̄̑̓͊̅ͅ ̵̼̫͚͝

Orchimaru, still paralyzed in fear of this abomination...simply sat their quietly as Slenderman detailed his scheme and gave him the means to enact it...as well as outline the punishment if he didn't...

...

"I'm gonna disappear without ever making a single friend!" Connie cries and sits down.

Suddenly Connie is illuminated by a strange glow she looks up to see Steven handing her a glow bracelet and stops crying. "We can be friends. I saw you at the Boardwalk Parade last year. You dropped your bracelet. I picked it up, but then I couldn't find you. I saved it in the freezer so it would last longer, in case I saw you again."

"Oh! You were the kid on the car wash float." She chuckles. "You had soap bubbles in your hair." Steven blushes and laughs. "I was supposed to be a scrub brush. I'm sorry Connie", he puts bracelet on her. "If I had returned your bracelet back then, you wouldn't be stuck in this bubble with me now." She blushes, "No, it's okay. I'm having fun..."

Suddenly The bubble suddenly bursts and Steven leads Connie to the surface...

CHOMP!

And then they both get swallowed by a giant snake...

...

Steven groaned as he woke up, the first thing he noticed was that he was cold, second he was strapped to an operating table, third he was naked.

"Wha!? Where are my clothes!? And where's Connie?!"

"Ku-Ku-Ku. Relax my boy...all will be well."

Steven saw a strange man with snake-like features emerge from the shadows.

"Who- Who are you?" Asked Steven.

"Why my name is Orochimaru, little boy...and you and are going to be BEST friends."

Suddenly his necks elongates and bites down on Steven's neck!

Steven screams as the cursed mark spreads, filling his body with agony...he then drifts away to sleep as the mad men gets to work slicing him open...

…III...

TO BE CONTINUED?

(1): translation: "Did you just- Never mind! Look, long story short: I know who your perfect vessel COULD be. His name is Steven Universe, he lives in beach city, and- well, I have a file with all the more pertinent information that I'll leave for you."

(2): These vials contain genetic samples of all your former Akatsuki comrades...as well as Hanzo's as a bonus!"

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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