Malon was humming while taking care of Epona at the Lon Lon Ranch, wondering when Link would come back as she was enjoying her in her farm in the Hyrule Field..

"The sun is shining, the birds are singing..." Malon stated as she brushed back her hair, nodding her head. "Oh, it's just another perfect day with everything so beautiful. I think things are going to be just fine..."

Epona made those bizarre noises horses usually would make as she turned her head back to Malon, who sighed in response.

"Well yeah, father is being lazy again... but there's nothing I can do much about it except keep the farm clean... and sing my songs..." Malon explained as she patted Epona with one of her hands.

Malon's stomach growled loudly as she gasped, with Epona eying the orange haired Hyrulian oddly as Malon giggled in response.

"Oh, did I tell you? I can make my butt sing too..." Malon stated as she bent over and let out a deep pitched bassy fart, a wide smile on her relieved and turned on face. "Except I don't use words, but my farts!"

Epona just looked at Malon in confusion as she rolled her eyes, shaking her head.

"Oh, you don't understand. You're just like the cuccos." Malon laughed as she began to hum while letting out raunchy farts, wiggling her hips to her gassy emissions as she fanned the air with one of her hands while patting her farting big butt with her other hand. "Woo, this feels good! If only there was someone to come and smell my stinky melody...!"

As she kept on farting, Malon wondered if she would get any visitors to her stinky farm. The flatulent farm girl would eventually get her wish sooner than she anticipated...