Response to the WIKTT 100 word "Unbelievable" challenge. For entertinment only, no profit being made. Mr. and Mrs. Snape have a short argument....

"You are unbelievable!"

"Actually, I think that my years as a double agent indicate I am very 'believable' though perhaps not overly trustworthy."

"Don't change the subject Mr. Celebrated War Hero! Why didn't you just ask me? Would've saved a lot of time."

"Yes, I know that now. The point is that I didn't know then."

"That's no excuse for getting Phineas Nigellus to spy on me to find out if I was interested in you!"

"Well, he does so enjoy snooping and I did not wish to be embarrassed if your answer was no."

"Slytherins! You are all unbelievable!"