Hello! This I my first fan-fic. It's about The T.A.R.D.I.S. Taking them to Sunnydale. I've got a good reason for that, but you'll have to wait one or two chapters.

Discliamer; I do not own anything in this story except the plot, the characters and places belong to the wonderful Joss Wheadon and Russel T. Davies.

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The Doctor Learns Mythology

Chapter 1: The Hellmouth

DPOV

Donna and I were arguing over where we'd go next "I want to see the past, in that U.S.A. place." "Oh, Donna, the future's more fun." "No." I knew how stubborn she could be when she tried so I thought it over. "Okay, but I want to pick the time, and it'll be a random place in the U.S." "Fine." I rushed around the console telling the T.A.R.D.I.S. the necessary information. The usual bumpy ride that came from having only one person piloting it proceeded, but then she had an unusual lurch and she stopped. Donna didn't seem to think anything was particularly wrong, and rushed out. What happened to you, why'd you stop so suddenly? Donna almost immediately came back in. I knew Donna would wait outside for me, or go off on her own if nothing was wrong. "Doctor, come look!" I looked. There was a young blond girl fighting with a man with a poofy hairdo...an Afro? The girl's hair reminded me just a little of Rose though it was really not straight enough to. I strode out planning to stop them. "Doctor, is this a good idea?" Donna hissed in my ear. I wasn't actually sure, but when has that stopped me before? When it's a companion. I thought to myself, and imeadiatly pushed the thought away again."Umm... What's going on here?" Talking may not have been the best idea, because when the man turned around he had a really distorted face, and stood there before charging. He was almost to us and I was about to make a suggestion that we use the most famous plan ever, when a stake went through his heart. He turned to ashes. Which revealed the girl, holding a stake, who glanced at the man's ashes, then looked up at us.

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BPOV

These two strangers were staring at me after I'd staked the stupid vamp with the bad Afro. The long-haired Brunette asked the man, "Doctor, do you know what that was?" I didn't feel like listening to wrong guesses, and besides I already staked someone in front of them. Also, they were British. "It was a vampire." The man called the Doctor ran his hand through his tousled hair "But... That's... Impossible. Those are mythical creatures, and that's not possible!" He had pointed to the ashes on the last sentence. Huh, he sounded like he was only surprised that these things existed. Must people flat out denied it when they saw a vampire but the girl had asked him what it was. He ran into a blue police box that was just sitting there. He came back out. "Doctor what's wrong?" "I don't know." He stroked the paneling, and muttered "What's wrong girl, how did you get us somewhere where things that are purely mythical exist? You could have taken us back to The Library-" "OY!" "Sorry." He half-muttered, looking quite embarrassed. I cleared my throat. "Oh sorry!" He remembered I was here "There was just a problem that was preoccupying me. This is gonna sound very dense, but where are we?" Yup. Totally dense. Even if he does have a fashion sense. "You're in Sunnydale, and it's right on top of a Hellmouth."

Discliamer; I do not own anything in this story except the plot. The characters and places belong to the wonderful, astronomical Joss Wheadon and Russel T. Davies.

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Chapter 2: Mythology

"A What?" His voice was pretty much a squeak. "A Hellmouth." I repeated. "What the hell's a 'Hellmouth'?" His friend said. I did not want to do this, for one thing the definition was too simple. The word itself was a translation from Spanish, I knew. For another thing dying twice had given me an attitude. "I have a British friend who could explain." "Okay, but I need to check something." He went into the police box and suddenly the light came on on top and it started groaning horribly. I may have been fighting when they got here, but I had heard it clearly, and this made it sound like it was sick. "Doctor!" the girl said. "Stop! It's not working!" The groaning stopped and he came out. "What was that sound?" "I don't know, it just seems like she's.... anchored to this particular place in space and time." He turned to me, smiled and said "Take me to your leader." He seemed to be enjoying an inside joke, but I headed off to The Magic Box to see if Giles was there. Wow. I thought. I just made up an inside joke. We were walking at a casual pace and when we had nearly gotten to the entrance of The Bronze he said "Sorry, did we forget about introductions?"

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DPOV

She turned and said "That's all right, a lot of the time I have to make do without someone's name. But since you asked, I'm Buffy Summers." "I'm The Doctor and this is Donna Noble." "OY! DO NOT USE THAT TONE TO INTRODUCE ME!!!" I knew what she meant. When The Library 'saved' her the statue had used her face and in quite the same tone I'd just said her name in it had told me;

"Donna Noble has left The Library, Donna Noble has been saved." That was why she'd gotten annoyed at me earlier, because she'd been saved thanks to the Vashta Nerada inThe Library . I noticed Buffy had a questioning look, both eyebrows raised. "Oh, um. Long story, weird story, after I know yours." I had seen someone at the entrance/exit to the club who had slick, pale blond hair and he seemed to have no doubt about which way he was headed, at least, not until he saw Buffy. When she caught me she seemed to know what I was staring at. She sighed and turned around. "Spike, does 'unwelcome' mean anything to you?" "Oy! I was just headed home, saw you in the way, and wondered who these sodding gits are." I felt Donna trying to get at him. "Donna." I said. She stopped, but I could tell she was still steaming mad. "Who are you calling 'sodding gits'?" I asked.

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BPOV

Spike wasn't quite so indifferent this time. He halfway turned toward me, pointed at them with one eyebrow raised, and said "They're British?" "Yes, Spike now go away." Before I start to want you walking with us. "No. Were you trying to find the Book Man, Luv?" "Do not use that pet name in front of them. Yes I was trying to find Giles. Now unless you know for sure where he is go away." "Where are they fr-" "I don't know. No more conversation. I want to get them to Giles." I set off once again at a casual pace, knowing he would follow, but Donna and The Doctor would be able to keep up better. When we got to the Magic Box (The Doctor looked at it skeptically,)

I said "I'm not sure if he's gone home yet, but he might be here." We walked in.

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DPOV

"Buffy? You're done already?" Someone called. "No Anya. I actually found some people who want to talk to Giles." "Back here, Buffy!" He must have heard her. The man really was British. Maybe this man would know who I am. I thought that comforting thought as Buffy led us to a back room. I could tell instantly that this was certainly not for costumers to see, and I didn't like the place. Too many weapons. "They want to know about the Hellmouth." Buffy said to an older man standing nearby.

I think the reason for it being 'ancored' in Sunnydale will come up in this chapter.

Discliamer; I do not own anything in this story except the plot. The characters and places belong to the brilliant, astronomical Joss Wheadon and Russel T. Davies.

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Chapter 3: Boca Del Infierno

BPOV

"Why?" He looked flabbergasted. "I don't know. Ask them." He turned to them. "Why?" "Um... I'm not sure how you'd take this... Well, do you know that Titanic thing that fell from the sky a couple Christmas' ago in London?" "Yes. Right over Buckingham palace." "I thought you'd know. Well, see, that was partly me." He looked sheepish. "What?!" Giles looked prettyfurious. "Oy! That wasn't all me. The robot servants on the ship turned evil! Or they already were..." "So what did you want to see if I could take?" "If I went right out and said I'm an alien." I may have heard some pretty strange things in my life...lives, but this was the weirdest. Spike was standing behind them, but I hadn't noticed him before and still failed to until he said something. "Oh, yeah right. Sure you're an alien-" "I'm as much an alien as you are a vampire." "Wait, how'd you know that?" I searched through what had happened since Afro-guy, and didn't remember mentioning this fact at all. "You should learn to be careful around strangers. I could tell from both of your behaviors." "Well, how'd you get here?" "Oh, I travel around in time and space just because, and the T.A.R.D.I.S. Ancored itself here and I don't know why." "First off tell us about yourself." "I'm a Time Lord." "I'm a vampire slayer, and I've drowned once, been killed once by a god, and then magically brought back by a friend." "Okaaaay...." "Did I hear someone say 'magic'?" Willow called.

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DPOV

A redhead walked in with a shade pretty worthy of the Weasley's. She was obviously a friend of theirs since this room didn't surprise her. "Oh Willow... I was telling a guy I met on patrol about a few things." She obviously got the gist from this plus the end of the sentence she'd heard. "Sorry." She practically whispered. "It's okay Will." "Well, it didn't sound like that when the Lord of Song and Dance got summoned by Xander." "What?!" I said, amazed. "Well, Xander found this necklace while he was cleaning and-" "I'll tell you later. Right now we should tell you about the Hellmouth." The man who was obviously Giles started in on a speech. He got to a part where he was saying something about the Earth starting as Hell, not a paradice when Donna said "Doesn't surprise me." "Oh, really? Why would that be?" Giles asked. I smirked a little at the memory of when the Huron particals brought Donna to my ship the first time. Huron particals.... something pricked in the back of my mind, an idea. "The Earth was started by aliens." I jumped in here. "You remember that part? That must have been ages ago..." "It was." She got a dangerous look on her face "If Lance would've been able to get out of there, I'd kill him myself." "Easy Donna. Either the Racnoss would've eaten him, or he drowned." "Wait a minute. That sounds like when the Christmas Star was around." "Oh, it was." "Then you drained the Thames?!" "Um. Yeah." "Giles, I'm completely lost with this conversation, can you get back to the speech." "Um, yes, right." He was still glaring at me, but he finished the speech. When he was finally done I could no longer contain myself. I was sure. "Donna, it's Huron particals holding us here." "Really?" "Yes, that's probably why this is a Hellmouth and center of mystical convergence!"