Um so this is kind of just a preview I think (hope) that the chapters will get longer as the story progresses. I do (sort of) have a plan for this story (maybe)...


In the land of Aaa, an evil slept for many years. The hero Billie, long dead, was able to force the evil into hiding. It sank to the bottom of the ocean, where it stayed for many centuries...

"Come on, Cake!" Fionna ran ahead of her cat friend, sword held high, chasing after a giant monster.

Panting, Cake stretched her legs in order to catch up with the girl, "Oh, hold on, baby! Let me catch up!"

But Fionna had already begun fighting; hacking and slashing at the giant beast with her loyal sword. The body of a slug, the head of a snake, poisioning the villagers of the Produce Kingdom's crops... this was the kind of monster she loved to battle.

Fionna attempted to slash through the monster's skin, but it was thicker than she had expected. Bouncing off, her sword nearly sliced its mistress's face before resuming its flurry of attacks.

Cake stretched out her arms, wrapping them around the slug-beast until it could no longer move. "Okay, Fionna! Get it!"

Nodding, Fionna jumped on top of the moster and, with a battle cry, plunged her sword deep into its shiny membrane. The snake head writhed and hissed in agony as Fionna slid down its side, tearing a hole in the beast as she went.

Cake's arms snapped back to their normal length; the monster had split open, its insides pouring out like hot fudge.

"Eugh!" Fionna had not been able to get out of the way in time; she was covered in a shiny, gelatinous substance. Almost immediately, her skin started burning, a hot rash sweeping across it. "Cake... I don't feel so good..."

Then her world went black.