Bluehairedvamps thinks I should stop writing so many love stories so hears a weird crack that took 10 minuets to write

Naruto just got back from a hard mission and was happy to be home with his girlfriend. When he got home tho his house was a mess and his girlfriend, Ino was jumping on a chair. When she finally noticed he was home she jumped off the chair and ran to him, "Oh Naruto your home!" and she jumped on him.

Naruto fell on his back and Ino was on top of him. He tried to get up but Ino just pushed him back down. "Ino what do you want?" Naruto asked in a voice that would make a baby cry.

"Foxtrot. Uniform. Charley. Kilo!" Ino said and jumped off of Naruto and ran to his room as fast as she could.

Naruto stood up and walked over to the kitchen. It was covered in pixie stick wrappers and soda cans. That would explane it. Then he opened the cupboard above the stove, where he kept his raman. But there was nothing there but some spiders and weird green goo that looked like it was growing. Naruto's eyes went big and his mouth dropped open. "INO!!! WHERE'S ALL OF MY RAMAN!!!!" He screamed.

Ino ran into the kitchen and was standing behind Naruto, "Foxtrot. Uniform. Charley. Kilo!" and she hugged Naruto around the waist and started dragging him to the bedroom.

Naruto grabbed onto anything he could and ended up putting a few scratches in the walls and floor, "NOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO! NOT WITH OUT MY RAMAN!" The blond boy was going mad. He spent a total of 5 hours without any raman, now he needed it and it was gone.

"Naruto I want Foxtrot Uniform Charley Kilo" Ino wined and dropped Naruto on the bed.

Naruto looked at Ino and scratched his head a few times, ".....What?......"

The hyper Ino suddenly turned into a demon, "Fine then I'll just go to Sasuke or Shikamaru!" Ino then turned and stormed out the door with a suitcase full of raman and grabbed a random hat off the hat rack and left a very confused and hungry Naruto behind.

"Foxtrot? Uniform? Charley? Kilo?........AW FUCK!" Naruto jumped off the bed and started chasing Ino down the street screaming "FUCK! FUCK!"

And the green goo in Naruto's house grew till it filled his whole house.

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