Let's get down to business - to defeat the Grox

Did they send me pussies when I asked for cocks?

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Mister I'll make an invader out of you!

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

We've found the Galactic center

We're about to begin

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make invaders out of you!

I'm never gonna catch a break

I don't want to die a virgin

Boy, were we dumb to ever go into space

This plan is completely insane

I can't believe we're going to do this

We're going to shoot proton missiles in their face!

(Chorus:)

To be an invader

You must be swift as a coursing river

To be an invader

With all the force of a great typhoon

To be an invader

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of our moons

Time is racing toward us till the Grox arrive

Heed my every order and you might survive

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home you're through

How could I make an invader out of you?

(repeat chorus)

(repeat chorus)