Hey guys I got this idea after watching one of my favoriteshows CRIMINAL MINDS AHHH I LOVE RIED MATHEW
GRAY GUBBLER- anyway lets get this on the road.
BPOV (chapter one WHOOPS)
I awoke to the sound of my crazy of a pixie roommate. I mean who knew they made her size .
"Bells! Up up!" Alice called.
"Alice, it's a Saturday! What makes you think that I'm getting up", I said, groaning.
"well, just because?," Alice said, as I groaned at the loss of warmth of my precious bed. Not even a week ago, I had started my 3rd year of college in a new university, but I got roommates who want to give me makeovers. Who am I, Bella barbie shit?
"Okay, okay. Fine, I'm up," I said as I got up.
"Yay!" Alice said as she busted through the door, jumping up and down, making Rosalie yell to make her shut up.
"Seriously, Alice! What the hell!" Rosalie barked. She's definitely not a morning person.
"It's ten in the morning, Rose. Grow a pair," she snorted, along with me.
"I'll just waist my time if I argue, won't I?" I chuckled. They nodded.
"YUP," she popped on the 'p' sound.
"Fine," I mocked in a mock-chirp.
"There's no betting against Alice," Rosalie chuckled.
"Yeah, Yeah. I get it, " Alice laughed.
Once my torture ended, which meant tweezing in places that shouldn't be tweezed, body spray, baths, which at least smelled like strawberries, yum!
"Honestly, I don't see why I had go through all this shiz," I exclaimed, when they began to pluck my brows.
Rosalie and Alice gave each other a sheepish grin.
"Well..." Rose began when, a booming voice announced there arrival.
"ROSALIE!" someone yelled. Even though I haven't even met him, I knew he was a good guy; something about his voice.
"Who's that?" I asked.
"Emmett, my bro, and 'Rosie's' boyfriend," Alice snorted at the nickname.
"Well, hello, my pretty lady. Who might you be?" Emmett, who I assumed to be the big burly guy with amazing dimples, in trudge with a skinny blonde, with piercing blue eyes.
He looked just like Rosalie. Wait...
"My apologies, I'm Jasper Hale, and that idiot is Emmett Cullen,"Jasper said, as he kissed my hand. Alice swatted his arm. When he placed my hand back down, his facial expression was stunned.
"Wait, Hale as in Rosalie," I said as I arched a brow to her.
"Meet my twin brother," Rosalie said in a twinge of a southern accent.
"And this gorgeous, hungry stud is me. The one, the only, Emmett Cullen," Emmett introduced himself.
"Wow, Emmett. You just get more dumb, don't you?" Alice said, as she climbed his back.
"Hey, don't talk about my man like that," Rosalie reached up to kiss him as Alice climbed off and skipped over to kiss Jasper, too.
"So, wait, you guys are going out with each others sibling?" I stupidly asked.
"Yeah. We all went to the same high school together," Alice chirped.
"So, you're the famous Bella," Emmett yelled.
"Emmy, shut up. We're all in the same room," Rosalie said, annoyed.
"I'm Bella. Bella Swan," I said timidly and started to blush.
"She blushes. Oh Rose, Can we keep her, please," Emmett begged with mock-puppy-dog-eyes.
"She's not a dog, you ass," Jasper said as he smacked the back of his head.
"So, where are you from?" Emmett asked, again.
"Yeah, you said you moved to Phoenix, but that's not actually where you are from," Alice said, still clinging onto Jazz.
"It's a really tiny town. You wouldn't know it," I said, hating all the attention that was on me. They all snorted to me in response.
"Try us," Rosalie said in a sarcastic tone.
"Forks, Washington," I said shyly. Their eyes almost popped out of their heads.
"We used to live there," Alice shrieked.
"What?" I sputtered.
"Yeah," Jasper said dumbly.
"But how would we have known of you," Rosalie said.
"Chief Swan," I said.
"What?" Alice chirped.
"My dad is Chief Swan," I said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"No way! That guy has an awesome mustache!" Emmett explained, rubbing the imaginary mustache using his thumb and pointer finger.
"Idiot," Alice muttered.
"So you're Bella Swan" Emmett said, only slower.
"The one, the only," I quoted him.
"That's so cool," Alice ran and tackled me to the ground making me land with a 'oof'.
"Sorry, I'm late. I was at the store," said a velvety voice from the doorway.
"Hi Eddie," Emmett yelled through the doughnut he had stuffed in his mouth.
"Hi," Rosalie muttered through her magazine . I still couldn't see since Alice was still sitting on me.
"Hey, Edward," Alice chirped. Then, she began to bounce on my stomach.
"Hey, pixie," sexy voice chuckled. I JUST DIED! I MEAN HE CHUCKELD!
"Oof, oof, oof," I gasped. Alice was small but, she was still tightly packed.
"Oops! Sorry, Bella. I forgot, you're quite comfy," she giggled as she got off.
"That's awesome. I'll put 'comfy couch' on my list of hobbies," I said letting my sarcasm drip through when I finally looked up to see who was at the doorway. My jaw dropped at the Adonis standing at my door with his chiseled jaw, rectangular glasses, his hair swooping, all disheveled looking as he ran his fingers through only making it even messier.
"Hi, Bella. I'm...hi," I stuttered through. I winced at how stupid that sounded. I was blushing really hard, earning a snort from Rosalie and a chuckle from Alice. I began to almost gnaw off my bottom lip.
"Nice, Bella," Alice laughed.
"Bella, you're drooling," called Alice. I quickly checked myself, making Emmett bark out a laugh.
"Hello, I'm Edward," he introduced himself, looking down. I followed my gaze to the floor. Apparently, the tiles are very interesting at the moment.
"I'm gonna go," I said as I ran out the room. I made a complete fool of myself in less than five minutes. Nice, Bella. I sprinted to grab my keys and purse making a b-line for the school bookstore, only tripping three times, and with me, that takes skill(a/c i honestly am a klutz in real life and I also bite my lips as a cause so yea some of these are personal experiences)
"Watch where you're going," said a tall guy with his bleach-ish blonde hair in a ponytail staring at me with a very good death glare. Almost as if calculating my next move. What was this, chess? I stepped back tripping again knocking everything from my bag to the floor, as he ran away laughing to his friends.
(stranger pov)
Hmmm, Emmett , Edward and Alice Cullen , the Hale twins, and Bella Swan. You're my new victims. Enjoy what's coming next. Be prepared. I'm in your next corner. I watched as Alice walked over to Bella to help he pick up her stuff along with the rest of the crew, as I walked away from my tree.
A/C HI CHERIES I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE GOOD SO YEA PLEASE COMMENT
OHHH WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS.
YO! WHAT UP! (and, no I will never do that again) This is Smartie10625's editor, katethegreat15! I hope you guys enjoy the story, because I spent all night editing it. Anyways, check out my story. It's really good. Kay, bye.
