Chapter 1
Japan is Too Short
Part 1

The G8 stare out at the crowd of Disney World tourists as they gather around the square. America had informed them that one of the parades was about to start soon and that they needed to get past everyone to get to the other rides.

"Awww, but I want to see the parade, Alfred! Why can't we watch?" Feliciano whined.

"Dude, this is like the best time to get on the rides! No one going to be waiting in line." America says enthusiastically. "Though we do have a small problem...".

"Etto, and what probrem wourd that be, America-san?" Kiku asked, confused by what America would define as a problem in this situation.

Suddenly, the American turns to the Japanese man quickly and points at him accusingly, as if he's committed a heinous crime.

"Dude, you're the problem! You are so tiny! We'll lose you in the crowd!"

Everyone now looks at Japan with a startling realization, as if they just noticed how short he is compared to everyone else.

"Alfred, I am sure it will be fine. He's not THAT much shorter than us..." England say in order to somewhat comfort America, but the american just shook his head.

"No dude, we can't risk it! I mean, I'm totally okay with losing the commie, but I can't lose my homie! We'll just have to walk around them."

All the countries groan in exasperation, half of them glaring at Japan, as if him being short had been his decision. Japan felt as if he had somehow let everyone down. He was about to start his walk around the crowd with the others, until he was suddenly lifted off the ground. Russia, without anyone noticing, had somehow had made his way behind Kiku. Without even blinking, the Russian had picked up Japan and thrown him over his shoulder.

"Comrade, will this work?" Ivan says to America, never missing a beat in his actions.

"Ivan, NO ONE IS YOUR COM- What are doing with Kiku!?" America said as he was turning all the while noticing Japan laying across the commie bastard's shoulder. "You put my BFFL down now!"

"But we won't lose the little one now, da?" Ivan questioned, ignoring America's angry tone of voice.


Notes:

This is the first of many wonderful one-shots about the G8 enjoying their time in DisneyWorld written by my friend, and emotional support, Sakura. There will be many more of these to come.