Ten and One Hundred
Summary: if you're angry, count to ten. If you're really mad, count to a hundred. Deidara fails and Tobi burns.
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"Come on Dei-sempai, what's rape?!" Tobi asked, skipping around. "It is fun?! Maybe Sasori-sempai or Mr. Zetsu will play rape with us!"
Deidara gritted his teeth in annoyance before taking a deep breath; closing his eye and crossing his arms.
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2…
3…
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"Deidara-sempai!" Tobi whined, flailing his arms, "What's going on? Why won't you answer?!"
Deidara ignored him; squeezing his arm painfully, his hand mouth biting him.
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"Tobi knows!" the teen shouted triumphantly. "Tobi will rape Deidara-sempai!"
Deidara's eye snapped open. "Shut up Tobi! I'll show you rape you little bastard!" he barked, giving chase.
Tobi's reply was to scream.
End.
