The FF Crossover of Mostly All Time
"Road Trip"

By: Afro Moogle

Made by a brain with a 5 setting blender on setting 6…


Squall and his gang (3d Cid, Wufei Chang, Tellah, Steiner, and Kain) were
hanging out at the usual joint of Bubba's Big Buff Onions (insert trademark
symbol here) and Rinoa saunters up from the usual 3-week episode of Shopping.

Cid suddenly yells out "Rinoa's in danger!! Somewhere, very, very, far away!!"

Squall exclaims "Really!? Hmmm… Somewhere, very, very far away…. You all know
what this means…"
Rinoa sweatdrops and taps Squall's shoulder, "Um, I'm right here you know…."

(Really spooky silence moment)

All of them (minus Rinoa of course) yell out at once "Road Trip!!"

Upon which they all pile into Cid's Big Rig, apt for their gang and with an
oversized fuel tank, they weren't stopping anytime soon.

Cruising down highway Motorcross Madness 5, Cid got bored and proposed a song.

"All right, lets sing the favorite song of all Truck drivers and
transcontinental junkies."
They break out in song.

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeaaerrr! Take one down, pass
it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall."
Fastforward to other side of the world.

Cid was once again bored, they had sung the 999,99 version of the Bottles of
Beer song twice over and it was boring now.

"How about a game? I'll start."
"There's a car!"
"There's a car of Justice!!!"
"There's a car."
"There's a dang ol tootin car!"
"There's an Honorable car!"
"There's a trippin car!"
"Dang Kain, that's a truck."
"My bad.."
Quarter of the world later….

"JUSTICE!!!!"
"HONOR!!!!"
"JUSTICE!!!!!"
"HONOR!!!!"

Steiner and Wufei were having a vocal duel about which was the embodiment of
good, Justice or Honor, they did this quite often.

"JUSTICE!!!!"
"HONOR!!!!"
"JUSTICE!!!!!"
"HONOR!!!!"
"Will you heathens quit it so an older-than-dirt supposedly-dead guy can get a
nap around here!!! Dang kids never had to put up with such dang ol stubborn
idea's like those mumble mumble mumble…..zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZ."

Back where they started.

"Well that was a good Road Trip." Cid says as they pile out of his Big Rig,
still with plenty of gas in it.
They all take one look at Rinoa and suddenly rush at her.

"Rinoa!!! Duck!!!"

They tackle her, for she had had a Sniper's laser sight at her head.

"Are you all right Rinoa?"

Rinoa looks at the camera fatigued style. "Takes a sniper's laser to the head to
get them to notice me….."

Some time very later.

Rinoa slips Bob aka Other Me a $50 dollar bill.

"Business is good when you have a weapon of mass destruction equipped with a
laser sight." Bob says. Shak Shak goes the Bobgun.

(Note: This is NOT recommended, Bobguns aren't just handed out y'know.)