Hahaha. This is my second fanfic so far. I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything, so sue me.

meg has joined #purple room

meg: okay... seems like Im the only one here...

meg: I can leave anytime now...

scarhead has joined #purple room

scarhead: hullo.

meg: hi. Asl?

Scarhead: 14m how bout you?

Meg: 13f. where do you live?

Scarhead: why should I tell you? Are you Voldemort or something?

Meg: who?

cannons has joined #purple room

cannons: Harry!

Scarhead: Ron!

Meg: who? Wha?

Cannons: who's she?

Scarhead: I dunno actually.

Cannons: meg, are you witch or muggle?

Meg. I just had a picture in my head.

Cannons: wha?

Meg: am I talking to Harry Potter and Ron weasley?

Cannons: hey harry! Im famous too!

Scarface: wait, how did you know our names? Do you go to hogwarts?

Meg: you two are supposed to be fictional!

Hermy has joined #purple room

Hermy: fictional are we?

Scarface: hullo Hermione.

Hermy: Ron, since when did you learn how to use a computer?

Cannons: a what?

Scarface: the thing you are typing on right now.

Cannons: oh, you mean the fomputur?

Meg: HOLD THE INSANITY!!!!!

Scarface: what insanity?

Meg: you people are not real!

Hermy: whats all this rubbish about us not being real?

Cannons: its not like we are just characters from a book, you know.

Meg: how ironic.

Meg: you ARE just characters from a book.

Scarface: no were not. Were real.

Meg: ever heard of the story book called " Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone?

Scarface: what? They made a book about that already?

Cannons: this is creepy...

Hermy: Im a muggle born witch, and I have never heard of it.

Cuddles has joined #purple room

cannons: cuddles?

Scarface: who are you?

Hermy: hullo.

Cuddles: hello, Im draco and I was hoping we would be friends...

Scarface: draco? Malfoy?

Cannons: Im gonna burst out laughing any time now.

Cuddles: waitaminute, Potter? Weasley? Granger?

Hermy: finally guessed it right.

Cuddles: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cuddles is now known as warlord

warlord: you didnt see me like this, get it, potter?

Cannons: what? Something this good? Never...

Scarface: hahaha

Meg: that was odd...

Hermy: welcome to the wizarding world.

Warlord: who is this? A muggle?

Meg: so...?

Scarface: why dont you go have some nice warm tea and cakes, malfoy?

Warlord: no, I wanna sleep with pookie...

Hermy: Im cracking...'

Warlord: you did not see that nor hear that.

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Hermy: that was priceless!

Scarface: malfoy sleeps with a bear. I knew that.

Cannons: hahaha. Stupid git. Cant wait till school starts...

Cannons: then I can sneak up to his trunk...

Cannons: and grab his stuffed bear...

Hermy: that would be a laugh.

Meg: this is getting weirder and weirder...

Scarface: Ive gotta go. Dudley's destroying the computer, he wants to surf the net badly.

Cannons: bye then.

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Hermy: you know, I better go as well. Im experimenting on a new potion...

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cannons: does this thing work anywhere else?

Meg: where are you typing from anyway?

Cannons: from this uh... cybir nit cafey.

Cannons: ugjdblgrlfal

Cannons: akjlheaialfh noooo kjglaejkagheliabgeli

Cannons: Ron has to go now, his time is up. Thank you and good bye. – storekeeper

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meg: Im all alone again. Sigh.

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okay, have to admit, that was corny. But it was okay for what it was worth. Pleez, R+R!