After Adam hears he must learn to love he does the most logical thing: flirt with the staff to see who falls in love with him. Also, Chip doesn't exist out of convenience. T for possible violence. I don't own any of Beauty and the Beast.


"...You must learn to love another and earn their love in return before the last petal falls. If not you will be doomed to remain a beast for all of time." The Enchantress finished and the disappeared into a cloud of glittering mist.

Adam turned to look in the mirror and gasped in disgust at his reflection-he truly was The Beast.

For the next few day Beast moped around being sad, but on the seventh day if his sadness he realized he needed to take action upon his situation. He sat up in bed and called for Lumière to attend to him. As quick as a candlestick Lumière hopped up onto The Beast's nightstand.

" Lumière, I need your help with something… can you help me?"

"But of course Master! I'm glad to see you have seeked assistance, for I happen to be the best or the second best at almost everything! What is it that you need?"

"I need you to teach me how to love."

"Why of course Master! What a cunning idea, this is of course all in your plan to become human again and because of that we all shall help!"

"No don't call them, please?"

"What is wrong Master?"

"I don't want to learn how to love some random girl, why she of course would never be able to get past what I look like. I shall love one of the staff."

"What an interesting plan Master! Of course you shall need help and there is nothing I would love to do more than teach you the ways of winning a girl's love!"

The Beast smiled.

"That is of course, if a girl's love is what you want… The Enchantress never specified so if it is a boy you should like to woo and can arrange for that as well. There are some quite charming ones in the castle…" Lumière blushed and gazed towards a muffled sting of shouts coming from the kitchen. Cogsworth was no doubt keeping the kitchen organized as always.

"Hum… I uh, I think I girl should do." The Beast replied to the half listening Lumière.

"What did you say? Oh, oh yes. Perfect. A girl it shall be then! Now, I show you the ways of love!"

Lumière and The Beast spent countless hours those next few months practicing every trick in the book as to not fail when time came to impress the staff. Lumière confided in Cogsworth to take note of all the girl objects within the castle to look for suitable ones.