Hidan groaned and arched his back as Kakuzu thrust into him again. Kakuzu just came back from a three week mission in the cloud village and when he entered the room, Hidan pounced on him. One thing led to another and now they're having sex on their bed.

Hidan will never admit, but he loves being uke. He loves the feeling of being filled and Kakuzu looming over him with lust and love in his eyes. Then again, he just loves Kakuzu himself. He loves his eyes, the stitches on his face, his dark hair, the chocolate colored skin, with the muscular tone.

"K-Kuzu…please"

Kakuzu chuckled darkly.

"Please what, Hidan-chan?" he said as he took his lovers earlobe in his mouth and sucked.

Hidan gave a loud moan.

"Harder, dammit! I want it harder!"

Kakuzu gave another chuckle

"Since you said it so nicely…"

Kakuzu then started thrusting harder into the jashinist earning loud moans from both men. Hidan put his arms around Kakuzu's neck and his nail dig into the miser's shoulders. Kakuzu wrapped his arms around Hidan's waist as he kisses Hidan sloppily, saliva dripping out their mouths.

"Kuzu", Hidan whimpered, "Kuzu…"

"Hidan" Kakuzu said harshly.

Hidan closeed his eyes and enjoyed the pleasure. The only sounds Hidan could hear was skin against skin and Kakuzu's labored breathing. He was so close when he suddenly heard a loud pop and Kakuzu instantly stopped moving.

Hidan opened his eyes to see Kakuzu with a surprised expression and then changed into a pained one.

"Kakuzu…what's wrong?"

"Hi…Hidan", Kakuzu stuttered, "I…I think I pulled something."

That instantly got Hidan's attention.

The two men sat up and Kakuzu pulled out of him. He stands up shakily on the floor and walked two steps, then collapsing on the floor. Hidan went to his side quickly.

"Kuzu, are you fucking ok?"

Kakuzu responded with a groan of pain as Hidan helped him to the bed. When Kakuzu lay down, he let out another groan of pain, this time grabbing his right thigh. This showed to Hidan where the pain originated. The zealot sighs as he gets up and pulls on his pants.

"Well…this is fan-fucking-tastic!" Hidan thinks as leaves the room to get ice.

AN: Lol, I,m so mean to make Kakuzu suffer like that. Another of the 100 theme challenge! I read that this happened to someone in a magazine and I wanted to put these two in it. I don't own naruto!