Bella POV

We were all sitting in the Cullen's living room except for Carlisle and Esme. Carlisle was up stairs doing boring doctor stuff once again. Esme was shopping for food for no reason what so ever. (probably trying to be a normal mom)

"Emmett! Stop poking my face!" I half yelled.

"But your unibrow is very interesting and fun to poke." Emmett said.

He sounded like a 80 year old grandma who didn't win bingo at the nursing home.

"Stop annoying my girlfriend!" Edward growled.

" Well, she's up your butt and around the corner wwaayy up high!" Emmett yelled.

"Hey you got that from me!" Jasper interrupted

"No I got it from hip hop mania on TV." Emmett replied. "No you got that from me" Carlisle shouted from upstairs. Then I yelled , "I am not up Edwards butt!" Then Alice butted in, "Oh just shut up and get over it" Then Rosalie said, "Alice gosh what happed to you I thought you were having a good day?" Alice then shrieked "Jessica Alba that's what happened!"

But before anyone could say more a ring tone started to play. You get the best of both worlds. Everyone was silent trying to figure out were the ring tone was coming from, and there's was only one more option. So everyone looked at Rosalie. She was trying to shut off her phone while murmuring , "Turn off ,turn off ,turn off"

Her phone wouldn't turn off, so she threw it against the wall and broke it in half. We were all silent but Emmett broke the silence "Rose I may be your husband but why couldn't you tell me you still like Hannah Montana."

After Emmett said that, everyone fell on the floor bursting out into laughter. All except for Rosalie who was giving Emmett the evil eye.

Then Carlisle comes charging (vampire speed) down stairs and says

"HA! Now were going to be even Rose cause you told Esme about my private collection of…"

Carlisle just noticed we were all listening to him.

Edward started to chuckle, so I'm guessing he read Carlisle's mind.

"Don't you dare Carlisle if Esme finds out I still like Hannah Montana then she's going to but me more Hannah Montana stuff!!!" Rosalie shouted so loud I hade to cover my ears.

Then Esme walked in with a ton a grocery's

"All those bags better not be for me." I pouted knowing they try to stuff me. "NO" Alice said. "their for meeee!!" she ran towards Esme. Unexpectedly Alice knocked the grocery bags out of Esme's hands while Esme flew out the house taking the door with her. We all looked to where the door used to be, except for Alice who was looking through the bags, and said "Awwwww…., this is just human food. I thought you said she went shopping at J.C penny's!"

"Was that really worth pushing my wife and the door out of the house?" Carlisle questioned. Alice gave him an evil pixie glare and said "shouldn't you go make sure your wife is ok?!" …

"What …oh! …Crap!! Esme!!" Carlisle screamed as he darted toward the door but hit the wall instead and fell down then got up and walked out where the door used to be. But then that left in my thoughts…

"Hey Edward?" I asked. " Yes my love?"

"How come Carlisle didn't go through the wall?"

"That's because I can only do that. Because I'm the terminator." Emmett replied.

"Ya right." I said to him. " Knock on my head" he encouraged. I leaned forward to do three quick knocks on his head. OMG! His head was like knocking on Metal.

"do you even have a brain their?" I questioned.

"I don't think so" Emmett said.

"I know so" Edward murmured.

"You know you just offended yourself?" I asked him.

"Um… aww I did, sorry myself." Emmett pouted then ran upstairs but I heard a crashing sound and looked.

Emmett's foot was stuck in one of the stair steps. We all busted into laughter

"O-k is today breaking everything day? Fine then I'm going to break this" Jasper said while grabbing the piano and crushing it back on the floor making a huge black hole where the piano used to be.

Then Edward left me on the couch and charged toward Jasper and knocked him down in the black hole.

Emmett started biting the stairs cause he couldn't get out.

Then Edward came back and sat down by me.

Emmett eventually got out of the stair step and went upstairs.