Yo, the name is Wheelie
Stronger than steel-y.
Gears in a ratchet,
Toy from an attic.
I rock and I ramble,
My spark is scrambled!
Fight like a Decepticon,
But I'm an Autobot!

I've been servo-fried, electrified
Infected and injectified
Vivosectified
And ruined up hard-drive.
My face is all cut up
'Cause my radar's all shut up!
Nurse - I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Wheelie

(There seems to be no effect, Dr. Scalpel.)

(Get me another von! Get me another robot!)

They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires, green wires
Stuck em' right through me
So hear my Wheelie word
And exercise a little caution
When dealing with Decepticons!

'Cause I'm a real Transformer and I'm ready to rap
I'm ready to snap.
I suffer from rust and viruses
My old teammates were biases!
Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to attack,
But now I can't stop it!

I'm Wheelie
(Wheelie, Wheelie)
I'm Wheelie
(Wheelie, Wheelie)
I'm a Transformer and my logic is erratic
I'm Wheelie
(Wheelie, Wheelie)
I'm Wheelie
(Wheelie, Wheelie)
Its my Wheelie rap
My Wheelie rap...
My Wheelie rap...
Who's Wheelie?
Moi!