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Toonielocks…
IN TEXT-O VISION!
(Author's note: Hey! I'm actually an author. Sweet! Anyway, please no flame reviews. Only positive and constructive criticism is allowed.)
The scene is in a quite, picturesque living room in a wooden cottage. The perfect place to relax… but all of that is going to change due to the uncontrollable force of cartoon randomism. Outside in front of the cottage where three little animal-like children who… (A/N: Do I really need to explain what they look like or what there personalities are like? They're Yakko, Wakko and Dot. What more do you need to know?).
"Well," Yakko said as he began to talk, which is something he is very good at "It's good to be back in business. But it's kind of ironic don't you think?"
"How's that?" Wakko asked.
"Well usually we star in cartoons or video games and everyone knows that rots your brain. Now we are in a fan fic that people read and it does the opposite," Yakko said as he finished talking. That's a first.
"Just be grateful that the author decided to use us instead of any original characters he created," Dot said. She then turned to the screen and said, "That's right Fan-fic writers. I went there."
"We might as well get on with the story before we get flame reviews," Yakko said. He then turned and faced the door and was thinking. "I guess we have to go into this house for no reason what-so-ever. Let's see if you still got it Wakko."
Wakko then stuck his right hand deep into his right ear to find some ear wax. Wakko felt a big pile of ear wax and said, "I think I found a big package!"
Yakko just starred at Wakko, turned to the screen, blew a kiss, waved his hand and said, "Good night everybody."
Wakko pulled out some ear wax and mold it into a key, but before he could use it on the door, Dot opened it and said, "Hey! It's unlocked."
"Awww," Wakko moaned, "I never get to use the ear wax key gag!"
They walked into the cottage and noticed three bowls of porridge with lids covering them. They couldn't tell if it was porridge because of the lids, but they just took a wild guess and said it was. Yakko opened the lid on then biggest bowl, and then a mutant porridge monster was starting go come out. Yakko quickly slammed the lid right back on.
"I don't know what that was all about," Yakko said "But ehhhh I think it's a bit to hot."
Wakko then opened the lid off of the middle sized bowl and it revealed that inside the bowl was a frozen waste land. An Eskimo inside the bowl yelled, "Papa! I have found food! Quick get the spears!"
"My porridge is just right," Dot said as she was eating the small bowl of porridge. "How's your bowl Wakko?"
A bunch of Eskimos were gnawing on Wakko's ears. He just bared it and said, "Too cold. But I found these stylish Eskimo earrings."
(A/N: I'm going to split this story into two chapters because 1. I'm lazy. 2. I want to put this up as quickly as possible. So just wait.)
