The Young- Episode #1: Welcome To The Young
Summer is the first person to arrive at the house.
Summer: What a beautiful house! Hello, is anyone here? No? I'm the first one then.
Summer (Confessionals): I'm the first one to come to the house. I can't wait to meet everyone. I'm gonna put a flower on everyone's bed. Even though it's not time to choose beds.
Summer puts a flower on every bed.
Sasha arrives at the house.
Sasha: Who's there? Anyone?
Summer: Me! Hi, my name is Summer.
Sasha: I'm Sasha.
Summer: Nice to meet you. There will be a flower on your bed when it's time.
Sasha: Why you so nice?
Summer: What?
Sasha: Get out of my way!
Sasha (Confessionals): I come in the house and it's this really nice girl named Summer. She talking about flowers and stuff. Like move.
Summer (Confessionals): So, this girl named Sasha comes in and she's so rude to me. Whatever! It's okay. I guess.
Corey arrives at the house.
Corey: Hello? Anyone here?
Sasha & Summer comes downstairs.
Corey: Hello, ladies. How about we go out to the nearest nightclub, where we can smooch in the corner?
Sasha: You don't even no our names.
Corey: What ya' names then?
Summer: Summer.
Sasha: Mercedes.
Summer: No. Your name is Sasha.
Sasha: Shut up, h*e.
Sasha (Confessionals): This guy was flirting with me and Summer. He asked about our names and I lied. Summer then told him the truth. What's up with that b*tch?
Corey: Well, Sasha, Summer, wanna go?
Sasha: H*ll to the no. Get outta' my face!
Summer: No thank you. Buh-bye.
Summer skips away. Sasha stomps away.
Jake comes in.
Jake: What's up, man?
Corey: Fine. There's some nice lookin' ladies in this house.
Jake: Really? I'm about to kiss one of them.
Jake (Confessionals): I come to the house and I saw Corey. That's the guy I saw at the snack table when we was interviewed.
1 hour later...
Everyone is in the house now. Since everyone is in the house now, they are now able to choose their bed. Everyone races upstairs.
Dani: What a fine bed!
Corey: And I'm a fine man!
Dani: What?
Corey: Hi, sweetie. I'm Corey, your bedmate.
Dani: Their's plenty of beds. Choose anyone but this one.
Corey: You look familar. Oh yeah, you're the girl on that catalog.
Dani: Yeah. I'm a swimsuit model.
Corey: Oooo. So the nightclub tonight? 8-ish?
Dani slapped Corey.
Corey: She wants me.
Anya came back to her room to see Sasha on her bed.
Anya: (Russian) Get off of my bed, you American brat.
Sasha: Why you speaking Spanish?
Anya (Confessionals): (Russian) I went in the other rooms to see how everyone was doing. But when I went back in my room, Sasha was on my bed.
Sasha (Confessionals): This girl Anya was speaking to me in Spanish. I think she was cursing me out. So I decided to look on Google Translate.
Sasha looked on her computer on Google Translate.
Sasha: Who you calling a b*tch?
Anya: (Russian) Get your sh*t off my bed.
Sasha: I don't understand what you saying, you b*tch.
Anya: (Russian) That's it.
Anya takes Sasha's luggage and throws it out the window.
Sasha: What the f*ck is wrong with you, b*tch?
Sasha slaps Anya. They brawl on the bed.
Jake and Briley holds them back. Dean is crying watching the fight.
Dean: Stop it, girls. I don't like it when you guys fight.
Dean (Confessionals): I don't like it when people fight. It's really sad.
Sasha (Confessionals): That b*tch got her a** whooped.
Anya (Confessionals): (Russian) That chick better not let me catch her in Russia. She lucky my alpaca wasn't there. She would've got spitten on and smacked.
Charlotte: Hey. I'm Charlotte. I'm the richest child in the world.
Seth: Hey, I'm Seth, international rockstar.
Charlotte: You chose the best bed in the house.
Seth: I know. The best bed for the best person.
Luke: Hello, young'ns. You like my beard?
Charlotte: Yeah.
Seth: It's pretty glorious.
Luke: Thanks.
Luke leaves, while feeling his beard.
Charlotte: Well, see ya.
Seth: Bye.
Charlotte leaves.
Seth: What the f*ck?
Seth finds biscuts under his bed.
Seth (Confessionals): I'm so p*ssed off that I found f*cking biscuts under my bed. What the f*ck? And I know who did it. It was Adrian. He always f*cking running around with Oliver talking about biscuts and tea. It f*cking sickens me.
Adrian: Hey, whatcha' name, pretty lady?
Paige: Do not call me pretty, you d*uche. I'm Paige.
Adrian: I'm Adrian.
Oliver: I'm Oliver. I like tea.
Adrian: I like biscuts. Do you?
Paige: Drop dead, d*cks!
Adrian: What is your name?
Audrey: My name is Audrey.
Oliver: I love your voice.
Audrey: Thank you.
Adrian: I'm Adrian. I love biscuts.
Oliver: I'm Oliver. I love tea.
Audrey (Confessionals): These guys, Adrian & Oliver, always talking about biscuts and tea. I like biscuts and tea but I don't live for them.
Seth: Hey, Adrian, you the one who put biscuts under my bed, right?
Adrian: Yeah.
Seth: Why, you f*cking d*uchebag?
Adrian: I had no space.
Seth: So you put it under my bed? You lucky I won't knock yo' a** out, motherf*cker.
Adrian: F*ck you. You better bounce up outta' my face.
Seth: B*tch please! I'm out. F*ck you, a**h*le!
Seth (Confessionals): We only in the house for 8 hours and that b*tch-made a**h*le already makes me so f*cking sick. Whatebs! I'm so hungry.
Emma: Guys, for dinner, you want me to be your live entertainment.
Xaiver: You're a str*pper? Aww, suki suki now! Take it off, b*tch!
Emma: No! I'm a dancer. A good one at that.
Emma dances terribly. Everyone boos.
Paige: Leave, you wh*re.
Emma: F*ck you, b*tch.
Paige: I'll mop the floor with your dirty a**.
Emma leaves.
Sakamoto: Be calm, ladies. Breath in, and breath out.
Paige: How about you breath in and don't breath out, b*tch.
Brad: Wait, cameraman, record this. This would be great for my new movie.
Aiden: You're an actor?
Brad: Yup! A great one.
Aiden: Say, we should do a movie sometimes.
Brad: We shall.
Conor was looking at Dani funny.
Dani: F*ck you looking at?
Conor: Y-y-y-y-y-you.
Dani: Stop f*cking looking at me.
Conor: OK! Like cheese?
Dani: Yes, I guess.
Conor: I can learn to like you.
Dani: Move, rat.
Bo: Where the food?! Where the food?! WHERE THE FOOD?!
Sasha: Calm down. Acting like a kid. Sh*t. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Summer: Why are so mean?
Sasha: I get mean when I'm hungry.
Audrey mumbles: You must be hungry all the time.
Sasha: Uh-uh, b*tch. You better watch who you talking to, h*e. Before you get yo' a** whooped like Anya.
Anya: (Russian) B*tch please.
Sasha: What you say?
Richie: Hey, Davina. I'm digging your mask.
Davina: Thanks. I guess.
Richie: You like my armpit smell.
Davina: It smells like sh*t.
Richie: Yeah, I know.
Davina: Eww.
Charlotte: I'm hungry and hot in this place.
Corey: Wanna go to a restaurant? Then come back here and do it in my bed?
Charlotte: H*ll no. I'm rich. I want French. Not In and Out.
Briley: But I agree with Charlotte. Where's the food?
Big E.: Yeah. I'm so hungry, I can lift someone.
Big E. lifted Bo and threw him.
Big E.: WHERE'S THE MOTHERF*CKING FOOD?
Bray: Here it is.
Bray threw up turkey and ham.
Paige: What the f*ck? I ain't eating this sh*t.
Charlotte: At this point, I'll eat anything. Even In and Out.
Paige: True.
They all ate.
Leo: Xavier, why do eat like that?
Xavier: Eat like what?
Leo: So...ghetto!
Everyone gasped.
Xavier: What the f*ck you just say? I oughta' smack your ugly a** outta' that motherf*cking chair.
Leo: Calm down, you ghetto guy.
Everyone gasped.
Xavier: Now I'm about to f*ck you up.
Xavier threw a piece of ham at Leo, leading to a food fight.
Aiden: Hey. Hey. HEY! CUT!
Sasha: Hey, CJ, did you see that?
CJ: See what?
Sasha: That fight.
CJ: Please, I'm paying attention to this Gameboy.
Sasha: You whack.
Jake: What the h*ll is wrong? D*mn. Just calm down.
Roman: I KNOW RIGHT!
Roman's bad breath spoiled the food. Dinner is over. Everyone went to sleep.
This episode isn't over.
It's Chris's time to fight crime. From Chris Spradlin, to Kassius Ohno. His opponent is Bateman.
Kassius: Hey Bateman, you no match for my superpowers.
Bateman: Do your worst.
They fight and Kassius defeats him with his Ohno heat vision.
Kassius: See ya later, alligator.
Next episode, expect to see a little romance, fights, and traps. Yup, traps. See ya!
