I do not own Silverwing or That 70's Show. I don't own anything. This story was created purely for amusement. Please don't sue me.


One day Shade, Chinook, and Orestes were hanging out in a tree together. Suddenly Todd flew up and perched beside them.

"Hey guys," he said. "You wont believe what I just found."

"What did you just find?" asked Shade.

"Follow me," said Todd. He led his friends through the forest. They came to a hole in a tree. Todd led them inside.

Inside the hole was a small bag. They landed next to it.

Todd spoke. "When I found this, I couldn't believe my eyes." He opened up the bag. They all looked inside.

"What is it?" asked Chinook.

"I've seen humans using this stuff," said Todd "I don't know what it is, but it's supposed to be really good."

"Really?" asked Orestes.

"Really. So lets try it."

A few minutes later they were all sitting in a circle inside the tree.

"So Marina beat you in a mosquito catching contest?" Chinook asked Shade.

"Is this true, Shade?" asked Orestes.

"Well, yeah, but is that a big deal?" asked Shade.

"No, of course not," said Todd. "Unless Marina happens to be, you know, a girl," he laughed.

"Especially a girl you like," said Chinook.

"Yeah," laughed Orestes. "Now you're a wuss."

"Wuss, wuss, wuss," laughed Chinook.

"Knock it off Chinook," said Todd, then he laughed. "Wuss."

"Hey," said Shade. "What about Chinook? Breeze has him totally whipped."

"Yeah," agreed Orestes. "Whipped like a cow."

"I'm not a cow," said Chinook angrily. "And I most certainly am not whipped."

"Are you kidding me?" said Todd. "Breeze is all like 'Chinook, tell me I'm pretty.'"

Shade laughed. "Yeah, and 'Chinook, go catch a moth for me.'"

Orestes laughed. "And 'Chinook, I want to have your babies.'"

They all stared at Orestes like he had worms crawling out of his ears.

Orestes stopped laughing. "What? Did I say something wrong?"