As the Joker and Harley passed each other in the hallway with security on each side of them, they both glanced at each other and smiled. The joker had cleverly pushed one of his guards into one of Harleys and as the two men apologised to each other Joker managed to pass a note to Harley, wrapped up in a black ribbon. Harley`s guard saw she was staring at Joker, stole the note from her and hurried her along the corridors up to her cell.

He threw her in and quickly locked the bars behind her. She pushed herself up to the gates and whispered to her guardian "thank you, officer", the guard turned his bald head to see Harleys crazy eyes looking at him, she kissed him softly and the guard began to sweat, he looked around to see if any of his colleagues where near him in the maximum security ward, then realising no one was there he slid himself into Harleys cell. Harley knew she had to retrieve the note from Mr. J, so she slowly started to work herself down the guard's body kissing him as he stood, staring at her pleasantly. Harley ripped open the buckle of his belt then unzipped his trousers; she placed a pillow under her knees then opened her mouth and whispered "before I do this, can I have my note back, officer?" The guard quickly rummaged around his top pocket for the tiny note then threw it on her broken bed. He then stood straight and placed on hand on Harleys head. She smiled then grabbed his hand and ferociously pulled him out of her cell and locked her own bars behind him and strangling from behind pulled him up to the bars and softly said "now I couldn't betray Mr. J could I?" she then released him, forcing him to fall onto his knees. She turned away and opened the note.

Harley carefully opened the delicate paper, wrapped in a soft silk ribbon; she opened it slowly as she treasured Mr. J and everything he gave her, such as her tight custom leather costume with red and black design and diamond patterns along the leg, she kept this along with her heeled boots under her battered bed, hidden under a trap piece of concrete that Joker had also designed for her. She unfolded the note which read…

Harley with eyes of gold,
you are my treasure,
my secrets I have told,
you give me pleasure,
you toy with my sanity,
and encourage my insanity.

I will have already left Arkham by the time you read this and Riddlers coming for you soon, don't do one of your ticks again, see you soon my love.

Mr. J.

Harley could tell this would be one of the many days she would leave Arkham again to join Joker in a night of lust before a day of villainy. She jumped out of bed and carefully dressed herself into her treasured costume before throwing her orange jump suit of the top of it, her heels peeking out of the bottom. It wasn't long before one of Jokers accomplices, The Riddler, opened her jail cell using his long staph covered in question marks to match his latex suit, green with large black question marks, and his hat, a bowl hat, green, no marks. They rushed through Arkham avoiding most guards except 3 that were stood waiting for them, the Riddler hadn't planned this and the two were stood there wait for Joker to appear to help, but he never did. Suddenly from behind a wall, Poison Ivy lurked out, wearing a green corset covered in leaves and vines along with what seemed to be shorts and a pair of long green boots, her hair was bright red and contained small flowers that appeared from nowhere and where attached to a vine that stretched around her forehead. She blew some red powder at the guards which made them fall and remain unconscious long enough for the three of them to escape Arkham without a single siren.