Victor's gone loopy

Victor sat in the honeymoon suite that overlooked the city. He and Emily had just gotten married and had already done "the deed" the night before. He was tired and still wanted to sleep a bit but Emily had awoken him earlier. The reason being is that all newlyweds had to be registered. He thought that just signing paperwork should be enough. That's how they did things Upstairs so he figured that the same was here. Emily came out of the bathroom smelling of lavender. Victor smiled and sniffed heavily. "Victor darling, are you ready to go?" she asked in that airy voice of hers. Victor glanced at his wife. "Its going to take forever itsn't it?" he whined. He really would rather stay here and relax with Emily. Emily sighed and said it would take a while for everything to be in place yes. But the place they needed to go to was not far and there was a chance that they would be called in right away. Victor sighed and got to his feet. To make him more cheerful Emily planted a kiss on his lips. Victor returned the kiss happily and the two kissed for a few more minutes before Emily broke it off before it would lead to something else.

They left their suite and headed down to the Department Of Recently Deceased And Married. Or DORDAM for short. They entered the building and noticed that there were a few others there before them. Emily went to check in while Victor sat down in one of the chairs. After a few minutes he began to get bored. Emily was getting tired of waiting as well and grabbed a book to pass the time. Victor decided to pass the time in his own way. What he did was this:

1.Emily

He said this quietly to himself and started to chuckle. Emily glanced at him briefly but said nothing. Victor glanced at his wife out of his side vision and a wry smile crept upon his face. No reaction out of the Corpse Bride. So he tried something else. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e" He said in a whisper. Emily looked at him. "Did you say something darling?" she asked with a smile. Victor grinned and shook his head. "No love." He said and planted a kiss on her lips. An hour later they still were waiting. Victor was becoming more bored and loud in his entertainment of himself.

"Yayayayayayayayyeeeeeeeeee hjhgjgjdkghgvjhrkhggvhkdhghg jhghgh" he sang happily. The others stopped what they were doing to look at him. Emily glanced over and wondered what he was doing. "Victor shush." She whispered ignoring the odd stares from the other dead in the room. Victor stopped for all about 5 minutes. Then he started up again. This time even louder. "Shit nuggets im bored!" Boredddddddd! And I gotta peeeeee!" Victor yelled outloud. The other dead stifled a laugh. "Is he your son?" a skeleton woman asked. Emily groaned. "No. he's my husband. Looked at Emily with a strange glint in his eyes. "MAAAAAAAMAAAAAA!" He shrieked jumping in Emily's lap. Emily screamed and shoved him off in shock. "Victor! Shut the hell up! If you say Eeeeeeeeee, yayayayay, hfdlhlhaldhgklasdg, mama, or I have to pee one more time there's going to be trouble." She snarled. Victor quieted down. "Ok. Love."he said quietly

Emily sat back down irritated. She loved Victor, and would be devastated if anything happened to him, but right now he was irritating. "No noises." She added. Victor stared at the ceiling. "I have to poop… poooooo choooooo train comin' out!" Victor laughed. Emily slammed her book shut. "What did I just tell you? About trouble?" she asked. Victor blushed. "Its too late love. I crapped my pants."

Emily facepalmed herself and plopped back down onto the chair. Hoping that when they did call they wouldn't need the both of them in the same room.

'I love him…I honestly do…but it's a good thing we're dead already because if we were alive….i would have killed him already.' She thought to herself.