what they really want to say…

Summary: what the characters of DBZ would NEVER say…don't judge me, I was bored!

Goku: "Screw this, you fs can save yourselves for once!"

Vegeta: "let's have a tea party"

Yamcha; "I'm a virgin!"

ChiChi: "I absolutely forbid you from studying, Gohan, go and fight your heart out!"

Bulma: "eeeew, I look ugly today!"

Cui: "huggles Vegeta Vegeta, you're my best friend!"

Frieza: "feel the love, man!"

Zarbon: "I'm only into females!"

Nappa: "I want my mommy…"

Raditz: "oh, I love you, brother!"

Master Roshi: "what disgusting garbage. Someone take these playboy magazines away from me!"

Krillin: "I'm tall!"

Cell: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout…!"

16: "I swear to god, if you darn birds don't f off in the next five seconds…"

Pan: "omg, I'm not a dumb annoying, useless character!"

Bra: Shopping? Boring, come on, let's fight!

Dr Gero: why hello, Goku old chum!

Chiautzu: Tien, you suck!

Captain Ginyu: those poses are absolutely ridiculous

Jeice: I really need a hair cut

Burter: aw man, a snail is moving faster than me

Recoome: shut up guys, I'm trying to read.

A/N…o.0...ah, to the levels we sad-acts must sink in order to ammuse our feeble minds. it's a bit pathetic really...ah well.