what they really want to say…
Summary: what the characters of DBZ would NEVER say…don't judge me, I was bored!
Goku: "Screw this, you fs can save yourselves for once!"
Vegeta: "let's have a tea party"
Yamcha; "I'm a virgin!"
ChiChi: "I absolutely forbid you from studying, Gohan, go and fight your heart out!"
Bulma: "eeeew, I look ugly today!"
Cui: "huggles Vegeta Vegeta, you're my best friend!"
Frieza: "feel the love, man!"
Zarbon: "I'm only into females!"
Nappa: "I want my mommy…"
Raditz: "oh, I love you, brother!"
Master Roshi: "what disgusting garbage. Someone take these playboy magazines away from me!"
Krillin: "I'm tall!"
Cell: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout…!"
16: "I swear to god, if you darn birds don't f off in the next five seconds…"
Pan: "omg, I'm not a dumb annoying, useless character!"
Bra: Shopping? Boring, come on, let's fight!
Dr Gero: why hello, Goku old chum!
Chiautzu: Tien, you suck!
Captain Ginyu: those poses are absolutely ridiculous
Jeice: I really need a hair cut
Burter: aw man, a snail is moving faster than me
Recoome: shut up guys, I'm trying to read.
A/N…o.0...ah, to the levels we sad-acts must sink in order to ammuse our feeble minds. it's a bit pathetic really...ah well.
