Gwenn Lucille is entirely my own creation (as far as I know, anyway) and may appear in my future attempts at fan fiction. But then perhaps not. Everything else is not mine.


Gwenn Lucille's Guide to the Disc
By Gwenn Lucille

Introduction

For those so uninformed that they are unaware of who I am, I shall introduce myself. Gwenn Lucille, age sixteen, currently residing at the Quirm College for Young Ladies and recently turned author. Actually, as I write this I am not yet an author. But since you are reading this that means I will be. I only hope that whoever found this whilst rifling around in my private document drawer gets shot in the head as soon as this goes to print. But I digress.

It has come to my attention that the school library is positively crammed full of guides to the Disc - but none of them are written for those such as me (i.e. teenage girls who are full of wit and humour) and are instead written by less eligible candidates (i.e. stuffy old men with all the imagination of a half brick). If you are wondering why my knowledge is so varied and accurate it is because my parents and older sister travel the Disc and my darling sister always sends me her journals after she's finished writing them. And also because, when it's the school holidays, I occasionally get to tag along too. And I've read nearly every guidebook in the library. So, as you can see, I'm well-qualified in addition to being charming, funny and, all-in-all, a mostly wonderful person. And (apart from what happened in History three months ago - but I'm not going to go into that) I have a practically impeccable record.

Now, without further ado, I present to you Gwenn Lucille's Guide to the Disc.

Quirm

Comments: I am starting with Quirm for two reasons. The first is that Quirm, as my place of residence (well, sort of - we don't really get to go into town that much), is best known to me. The second is that it is a boring little place that will take about three seconds to describe.

Background Information: The current ruler is Lord Rodley, His Grace, the Duke of Quirm. No idea what he's like but he's probably a prat. He'd have to be, to be in charge of Quirm. However, Leonard da Quirm, the loony-but-genius inventor, came from Quirm. Bit of a give-away, having it in your name like that. It is also - again, quite obviously - the unfortunate home to the Quirm College for Young Ladies.

Points of Interest: There is a floral clock. That's about it.

Points of Uninterest/Places to Avoid: The whole of Quirm is basically one big Point of Uninterest. Unless you're going to bust me out, avoid the Quirm College for Young Ladies AT ALL COSTS.

Summary: Boring. Extremely so. The floral clock's ok, I guess. But at least no-one's getting killed. There isn't really much to say about Quirm, I guess.

Rating: 3/10