Roy Mustang, Hopeless Romantic
Roy Mustang sat at his typewriter, imagining a world of mystery, forbidden romance, and steamy sex for his original characters, Bryna O' Malley and Brogan McMurphy in his original romance novel, Landerian Love Affair.
Princess Bryna O'Malley was a beautiful Landerian princess, daughter of King Liam O'Malley, known as a brutal, iron-fisted, merciless ruler, who had no concern for his citizens whatsoever. She was the polar opposite, being kind, patient, and loving. So loving, she defied her father for the affection of her roguish lover, Brogan.
Brogan, the freedom fighter of tan skin, blonde hair and greenish hazel eyes, could barely contain himself when he saw Bryna's beautiful chocolate hair flowing in the wind, and her scorching blue eyes piercing his soul as she rode up on her horse. He ran to her before she could even bring her steed to a full stop, kissing her, nearly yanking her out of her seated position on the noble animal. He carried her to the soft grass, lay her down, and using all his self control not to rip off her clothes….
"Can't you just write that they 'did it'?" Interrupted his young, blonde, male companion, who was resting his chin on Roy's shoulder. "What's with all this 'self-control' nonsense, and that 'piercing blue eyes' shit?"
"First of all, it's a romance novel, and there's absolutely nothing romantic about 'He took her off her horse and they 'did it', as you so quaintly put. Secondly, I've got to… uh, explode the moment, if you will." Roy stated, with a smirk.
"Nice pun, asshole!" Said Ed teasingly, punching him on the shoulder. "I'll leave you to your nasty her-etorosexual baloney, and I'm gonna make some ramen. You want any?"
"No, thank you, Ed."
"Alright, suit yourself!"
Roy let Ed go to make his delicious snack noodles, and picked up where his characteristically argumentative companion had interrupted him.
…using all his self-control not to rip off her clothes, he gently stroked her face and kissed her lips, carefully undoing the laces on her corset. He kissed her neck and her throat, and he reached up to caress her full –
"I just don't get why he has to do it with a chick!"
"Dammit, Ed, you're ruining my concentration! Do you want me to finish this or not?!"
"Fine, I'll leave you alone! I'll be in here, eating my ramen!"
Finally! God, Ed is so exasperating sometimes! Roy sighed.
…. he reached up to caress her full breasts, and she whispered 'I love you'. He replied, 'I love you, too, Bryna."
When all of a sudden, Bryna's father and his elite legion of knights, called Faris (or Fares, for plural), rode up on their black steeds.
"Bryna, how could you! This man has continually spoken out against my reign! For you to run around… fornicating with him is an unspeakable disgrace to my throne!"
"But Father, I love him!"
"Your love for him is irrelevant! My loyal Fares, seize him!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Father, I'll never speak to you again!" Bryna shouted, hitting her father's chest and collapsing to the ground crying when she saw Brogan her lover dragged forcefully away by the Fares.
"I think that's a pretty good prologue to my story," Roy thought out loud. "ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!"
