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10 Days before the activation of the Ray Sphere
Have you seen a Toaster
It was a sunny day here in Empire City. The birds were singing, homeless people in the Warren were complaining. A really nice day…that was until…Boom!
A group of First Sons scientists looked around uncomfortable
"Steve" one scientist said, "Look at the mess you caused"
Now there wasn't anyway to tell the group apart. They all had brown coats and gas masks. Head scientist Leon turned to the burning object on the ground
"Kessler is going to be pissed" Leon said
"Maybe he won't notice"
"Shut up Steve"
"Come on people" Leon said, "If we work together we can fix this"
"Yeah" they cheered
Steve groaned
Kessler came out of his room. Dressed in a white coat and white long pants. Kessler was an old-ish man with scars on his face and a metal gauntlet on his right arm. He walked down towards the cafeteria.
"What's that smell?" he asked
A group of scientists walked past him
"I don't smell anything sir" one said
"Of course you don't" Kessler said "You have gas masks on"
The boss eyed the group. Steve was among them and Steve always caused shit. Kessler ignored them and continued onward. Kessler entered the cafeteria and was greeted by John.
"Morning sir"
"John"
John was a young black man that joined the First Sons a couple of days ago. He was wearing a brown jacket and some old jeans and some really nice shoes.
"How are you feeling this morning?" he asked
Kessler started thinking. They all knew he was a secret agent of some sort. Who talks into a recorder and the cameras they installed wasn't there because the insurance company wanted there to be cameras
"Well John" Kessler began "I feel okay except for a burning, itchy sensation down in my lower region. Between you and me I think Sasha hasn't cleaned herself in a while. I think you can call her a dirty girl," Kessler laughed
Everyone went quiet. One guy throw up
"Okay" John said feeling queasy "Good to hear"
"Good" Kessler turned to the chef, who also gas mask on but was wearing a white suit "Some toast. I have to be at the doctor at 8"
"Yes sir"
The chef turned around and walked towards the shelve in the back
"Wait a minute. Where is the toaster?"
The group of scientists looked down at the toaster.
"Kessler is going to freak out if he doesn't get his toast" Bob said
"Thanks Steve" Sue said, "Now we are out of a job"
"Relax" Steve said, "Shit like this always work out in the end"
"What?" Leon slapped Steve "Fool. We need to fix this toaster or else"
"We need to find that toaster or else" Chef said
A group of First Sons chefs were standing in front of Chef
"Kessler will figure out that something is wrong in about ten minutes" Chef said, "We have ten minutes. Split up and search. Our jobs depends on it"
"We are scientists" Leon said, "We can do anything"
"We can?"
"Yes Bob we can"
Steve looked at the group "Let's do this"
"Screw it Steve" Sue said, "Go to the cafeteria. We need a lookout"
"Fine" Steve left
"Do you think that's a good idea?" Bob asked
"Yes" Leon said
Two chefs and a German Shepard were walking down the halls.
"We will find that toaster," Greg said
"Why do you do that?" Gray asked
"I don't know"
The German Shepard picked up something
"What is it boy?" Gray asked
The dog ran into the infirmary. The two men followed
"Do you mind?"
The German Shepard was humping the leg of one the worker's
"Sorry Jane" Greg said pulling the dog off
"Who trained that dog?" Gray asked
They looked at Greg
"You did Gray"
"Oh yeah" Gray smiled
Jane rolled her eyes and went back to work
Greg giggled, "You like her"
"I hate you Greg"
John pulled out a recorder
"Background information…"
A conduit sitting at a table behind John turned around
"Dude" he said "Can you do that somewhere else. It's annoying and we are trying to eat here"
"Where is my toast!" Kessler jelled
Steve walked in "Maybe I should tell the others…screw them"
Greg, Gray and Spot the German Shepard were on the move. The dog had picked up something. Something to do with the toaster Gray hoped. He didn't want anyone to know about what just happened. He had to pay off Greg to keep his mouth shut.
The three went into the lab. Three scientists were standing over the toaster
"I should have know" Greg said, "You geeks can't leave shit alone"
"What?" Leon and his team jumped
"It was Steve's fault" Sue said
"Sure it was" Gray said, "He is here right?"
"I knew this would backfire" Bob said
"Attack boy!"
Spot ran out of the room
"Nice" Greg said "Next time I train the dog"
"Hay!" came a voice the hall
Gray ran out of the room. Greg shook his head
"Was that Jane?" Leon asked
"Yeah" Greg said, "Gray likes her"
"No I don't!"
"If you say so"
The group giggled that was until four more chefs entered the lab
Sasha walked into the cafeteria. She had a smallish box under her left arm.
"Hi Kessler"
Kessler looked up at her
"Yo Sasha"
Sasha placed the box on the table and sat down next to Kessler.
"What's wrong baby?"
"I haven't had my toast yet," he said sulking "I'm starting to think the toaster is missing"
"Really" Sasha smiled "Well then"
She moved the box towards Kessler "Open it"
Kessler slowly took the box. He opened it
"You shouldn't have" his eyes filled up with tears " A new toaster"
"I love you" Sasha said
"Whatever" Kessler said "Chef make me some toast with my new toaster"
"Yes sir"
"See" Steve said, "Shit works itself out"
Steve laughed
This story is fiction and should not be taken seriously
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