Chapter 1 - I regret everything

Hi my name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way and I am a student at Iwatobi high school in Japane. I had squinty asian eyes with long black hair and pink and purple streaks in it. I also have pale skin but I always use white foundation because I am also a vampire with long legs and big boobs just like the guys at school like. By the way I am goffik, just like Gerard Way (A/N: OMG wat a hoti!) and I shop at Hot Topic every day aftre school with my closest friends Raven and my boy friend Rin who is sexy and also bisexual(A/n: if u tink dat bsexes r gross den fuk u!111oneoneoneone) with masturbatingly red hair and eyes and also sharp teeth which are really hot. We also sometimes worship Satan in my basement aftre school because my parents are at home and at work during the day leaving me by myself. Anyway, I got out of my coffin in my room even thou the sun was up which was blocked with the black curtains in my room. My coffin is black with hot pink on the inside and I got dressed after getting my clothes out of the black dresser in my room.

Today I wore a black corset which laced on the back and on my sides with hot pink ribbons. It had white designs all over it and pushed up my boobs really nice I also had on a black leather mini skirt which was ripped in a bunch of places showing of my pail skin. I also put on black fishnets that only went up the the middle of the thigh and had a big pink ribbon bow. I took out black combat bootts with heels and buckles all around it and also put on black lipstick and black eyeliner looking at my sexy red eyes in the mirror. I flew out of my houes with a peace of toast in my mouth and went to school.

When I got into da classroom I sat at my desk which was black a a huge upside cross hanging from it because I am Satanist. I glared at all teh preps in the room who only glared back at me as i sat down in my desk. Suddenly I saw someone...

...It was Rin! I gasped at the seeing of the guy that I secretly liked and thought was super hot. He kind of looked like a mix between all of the players of My Chemical Romance (A/N: if u dunt lyk dem den dat mens ur a prep!) and was also a vampire. I gasped louder as he came.

"Hi Ebony." He said.

"Hi Rin." I said. I blushed and looked away and so did he. Rin goes to Iwatobi becuz his school was full of preps and he got kicked out for cutting his rists and worshiping satan like I did so he came. And then my friends called and I had to go away.

A/N: Yu preps beter not flam da story!

Real authors note: Yes, this is a joke. I plan on making this only a couple chapters long because wow um I don't know how many brain cells I can lose in one sitting. Don't worry, I have more in store for you guys. All credit for Enoby goes to the (supposedly) original creator of the OC, Tara Gilesbie. Thank you all and please try not to kill me for this.