Computer seems to be playing up. Can't seem to click bold or space my lines properly so that's annoying me a little bit. Decided to do this because since it's my birthday
tomorrow, I can't seem to sleep soo...
Pretty late so I'm sorry for any mistakes I've made.
It's suppose to be humourous, but I probably failed badly at it aha.
Pairings- Little bits of Puck/Rachel Santana/Brittany Finn/Rachel
"You know you want it baby."
"I honestly don't Noah."
"Two hot Jews steaming up this small space, mm i think we're gonna have to strip."
"You are so crude and inconsiderate! I'm with Finn."
"Didn't stop you bef-Oww! Jeez."
"I hate you sometimes Puckerman."
"Guys shh! They're gonna find us."
"Close your mouth frog, about swallowed me whole! My life flashed before my eyes."
"Santana?"
"Evans."
"What are you doing in here?"
"Gee tone down the enthusiasium will ya? Puckerman are you crying?"
"No!"
"Is this cos Treasure Trail said she hated you? Ha! Didn't know i was next to Hummel-"
"Leave Kurt out of this!"
"Oh shut up Hobbit before i shove your head into Kent's mouth."
"Hey!"
"Don't worry, I'm sure her big head will just about fit."
"Just get out of the closet Lopez."
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"What is that suppose to mean Puckerman?"
"Are you thick or something?"
"Santana Lopez is not a Lesbian!"
"I wasn't implying that you-"
"Shut the fuck up! or else-"
"What? You're going to cut me with the hidden razor blades in your hair?"
"That's it!"
"Argh!"
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"I'm confused. Santana are you gay?"
"Nope Sammy! she's in love with me!"
"Brittany?"
"B how did you get in?"
"Looking for the white rabbit of course, he dropped his watch!"
"Oh this is ridiculous. How have they not found us by now? Half the club is in here."
"I'm surprised we can fit with the size of blondie's and Treasure tail's lips."
"Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone."
"Finn?"
"Didn't see you there Finnessa, must've mistaken you for a wall."
"What does that mean?"
"It means Cee Low Green would be proud."
"Huh?"
"Baby she's making fun of your weight."
"I'd suggest people with claustaphobia evacute the premises. Save yourselves, It's too late for me. Help! I'm sufficating!"
"San! Quick everyone out! Finn's trying to kill everyone!"
"Brittany! Stop pushing! We're going to get cau- Offt!"
"Ha! Found ya!"
"Well done wheels. Want a medal?"
"S your alive!"
"Barely."
"Woah. Did you all follow eachother? How did you all fit in there?"
"It's a tardis."
"Finn seriously!"
"Yeah! Me and Finn were chasing after the rabbit and ended up in the tardis. Should i give this screwdriver back to the Janitor. You can't tell anyone this but we've figured out
that the Janitor- come closer!- is the... DOCTOR."
"Do do dooooooo, do do do doooooo.."
"Only Finn would know the theme tune to a geek show."
"San! Yo-yu told me you l-l-loved Doctor W-w-who?"
"Brits.. Brittany come back! argh!"
"Ha! Bye Satan! High five Rach!"
"I'm still angry at you."
"Why?"
"Dude you hit on my girlfriend!"
"Hehe well about that... Santana what's that? zombies are chasing you? Don't worry! Puckzilla is here to save you! Bye!"
"Wow Puck plays wayyyyy too much COD."
"Not to self- Make Noah get out more."
Just a little drabble.
