Disclaimer: Gilmore Girls is not mine.
Luke Danes owns a diner. Lorelai Gilmore runs an inn and has a 16 year old daughter called Rory.
"Good morning Luke Danes. Can I have some coffee please?" Lorelai says.
"Good morning Lorelai Gilmore. Why of course you may have some coffee. I do feel duty bound however to warn you of its health risks. I could well end your life prematurely." Luke replies.
"Thank you Luke Danes. It is good to get full disclosure on the merits and downfalls of a product one purchases." Lorelai says.
"It is my pleasure Lorelai Gilmore. Say Lorelai Gilmore I would like to formally invite you on a romantic date with myself. Would that be a match you would consider?" Luke asked.
"Why Luke Danes I think that is indeed an interesting prospect. Something I hitherto had not considered. I would like to formally accept your offer of a romantic date. I will direct to you written acknowledgement forthwith." Lorelai says.
"Oh that is good news. Thank you for giving me the pleasure of your company. May I be so forward as to suggest the evening of Saturday?" said Luke.
"Yes, I do believe I am not otherwise engaged. What sort of attire would be appropriate?" Lorelai said.
"I thought it appropriate to keep our first outing a casual affair. Something not dissimilar to your current garb would suffice." Luke said.
On Saturday night Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore enjoyed their first date. It was lovely. They did not however have intercourse as they as with all moral citizens would wait for marriage.
Three months later Luke Danes is waiting outside Chiltern school for Rory Gilmore. She come out of the gates and see Luke Danes. "Hello Luke Danes, to what do I owe this pleasure." Rory gives him a hug.
"Why hello there Rory Gilmore. I have a matter I would like to discuss with you in private so I decided to give you a lift home. Would that be an acceptable prospect?" Luke said.
"Of course Luke Danes. That would be both a nice change and convenient." Rory said.
The two companions entered the truck. "I got you a coffee," Luke said pointing to the cup holder. I am duty bound however to warn you of its health risks." Luke said.
"Oh golly, that is very thoughtful of you Luke Danes. Thank you. So what would you like to talk about?" Rory said.
"Well I would like to ask for you mothers hand in holy matrimony and I would like your permission." Luke said.
Rory smiled brightly. "Golly gosh that is great news. I of course give you my permission. I will formalise said permission in writing forthwith. I am happy. Would it be too forward of me to call you 'Dad' from now on?"
"I would be honoured. Thank you for your permission."
The next night Luke and Lorelai finished their meal and decide to go for a walk. Luke stops Lorelai and gets on one knee. "Lorelai Gilmore will you marry me?"
Lorelai cries then replies, "Yes."
"That is good news."
When they arrive home Lorelai wakes up her daughter Rory. "Rory Gilmore. Luke Danes has asked me to marry him and I have said yes."
"Oh that is good news Lorelai Gilmore I love you," said Rory
Rory sits up and hugs Luke. "Well done Dad I love you too."
All three lived happily ever after.
