As the rain pelted the windows of the surrounding houses a lone figure dashed. A streak of orange was seen just a small flash even though the streets were bare a larger group were pursuing the fleeing figure "Damnit I can't seem to loose them" said the figure to now one. All of a sudden the figure leaped to a shocking height, the group of pursuing men suddenly copied the figures movement . A kunai was fired in to the piercing rain the sound of flesh being pierced was herd a loud gasp of pain soon followed. The lone figure now dashed blindly across the rooftops he stopped a the ending corner of a small building. "STOP! " a loud voice resonated across the deserted streets the lone "orange flash" pulled a kunai from his holster a horrified look upon his young face he finally said "back off" it didn't sound to threatening do to his extreme fear all was heard was a blood curdling laugh. The young boy looked briefly behind him he saw a canopy from a merchant stand the a devious smile crossed his face one of the men from the group said "why are you smiling like that twerp?" a another laugh as heard not from the boys pursuers but from the boy himself "HAHAHAHA you dorks are so stupid HAHAHAH I bet I'm even smarter HAHAHAHAHAH" the boy teased he then leaped from the small building one of the men roared out "WHAT A FOOL JUMPING FROM A BUILDING A HIS AGE IS SUICIDE WHADDA IDIOT" another said irritated "HES A NINJA OF COURSE HE CAN JUMP OF A DAMN BUILDING" the other replied "WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS" the leader roared out " YOU F#INGMORONS HES GETTING AWAY" a loud chorus said "right" "oh yeah" and more stuff. The orange flash disappeared into the small building he so bravely jumped off the young man laughed to himself all of a sudden he heard a familiar voice yell at him "NARUTO!! WHERE IN THE HELL WERE YOU?? WE HAVE A MISSION AND WILL YOU PLEASE STOP HARASSING THE LOCAL GUARDS GAWD HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO STUPID!!" the female voice made Naruto jump to be honest he was terrified of that voice.

"DAMNIT SAKURA COULD YA ATLEAST KEEP IT DOWN THOSE GUYS WERE NOT GUARDS IM TELLING YA!" Naruto yelled defending himself
"WHO ELSE HMMM?? THE AKATSUKI? FANGIRLS?? FANBOYS?? HMMM I THINK NOT THEY WERE PROBLEY JUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM ASS GUARDS MKAY??" Sakura roared at Naruto
"ehh whatever flots your boat" Naruto replied cooly
THIS PART OF THE CHAPTER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR MANY THINGS I SHALL SOME NOW: BEATING OVER THE WITH MANY PIECES OF CUTLERY, GETTING HARPOONED WITH CHAIRS, INNAPROPRIATE USE OF THE DOOR AND MANY GRUESOME YET HUMORUS VIOLENCE SCENES

"OWWWWWW THAT HURT WHAT THE HELL WUS THAT FOR" Naruto whined "it was for being an idiot" Sakura gritted through her teeth