DISCLAIMER: Do you really think if I actually owned any of this that you HAVE heard of that I would be writing on a website that is free, and not publishing it or something? You've got to be kidding me……seriously……..but it would be nice to own an Oldies band……I would be in Heaven if I did…..or Jim Croce if he was still alive, but that would be a problem if he died in like 74 wouldn't?

Ok hey you all, this is the sequel to The Last Potters. (So if you haven't read that story I would LOVE it if you went and R&R that story first! If you don't want to, well you will be very lost and confused. The first chapter of this story might actually make sense to you but other wise, not). Sorry I didn't get it out sooner, I've had so much going on it isn't even funny….

Ok, all the chapters are going to be the name of a song, they will usually have something to do with the chapter or the name of the song will be in it. If you don't understand, just ask. There will be at least one new character, but besides that it will be all the same. Ok, on with the story!


"Alyssa…Come on! You don't want to do this!"

"No! This is going to be hilarious! Let her do it! You're recording right Alex?"

"Oh, you better believe it!"

"What street is this? Wisteria Walk? Ok which way now? Ah! One thing I don't remember….Do you Kaida? I would ask Harry but he's being evil and not helping," Alyssa said and glared at him.

Alyssa Walker (Potter), Kaida Kellen (Malfoy), Alex Garcia, and Harry Potter were all currently wandering around Little Whinging, Surrey. Alyssa, Kaida, and Alex were looking for Number Four Privet Drive, while Harry was trying to convince them not to. Then again they didn't really care that Harry wasn't helping because Alyssa was trying to attract attention to herself. She was wearing a bright red trench coat (a/n: I actually have one! It is so freakin' awesome! Oh and I have the gloves…for band….), black lipstick, orange fish nets, bright blue boots borrowed from Tonks, green gloves with the tips of the fingers cut off, a jean skirt that went down to right above her knees, and a purple shirt that said 'seeker' (have you seen thoses? I want one!), while singing any hippieish song she could think of, since she was convinced that the Dursleys wouldn't like a hippie. Alex had her video camera out, and wasn't missing a bit.

"Sorry nope, I don't remember of it didn't say."

"Darn it! Oh! I thought of another song! It's not really hippieish, oh well!

(and she sings "You dont mess around with Jim, by Jim Croce, if you want the lyrics, they're on my board. i'd put them on here but not allowed to...)
Ok yeah I don't remember any more of the words," she finished after only about one verse.

"I hope you know that you are going the wrong way."

"So in other words I'm going the right way?" She asked smiling. Harry just changed the subject quickly and looked at her shaking his head then asked,

"Why are you wearing that?"

"To stick out and to attract attention to the Dursley's once we get there!"

"Speaking of Superman, at least we talked her out of wearing underwear with the superman sign on it over her jeans!" Kaida said and then following up with the infamous Malfoy smirk.

"Hey look what that sign says!" Alyssa said excitedly while jumping up and down and pointing at it.

"You DO realize that I hoped to never see this bloody place again right?" he asked and then added to Kaida and Alex, "Remind me to take away the Pepper Up potion from her."

"Oh trust me, it will be worth it, Hermione and Ron helped me with some stuff," Alyssa said smiling pretending that she had not heard him. Harry stopped in his tracks.

"What are you going to do?" He asked wide-eyed.

"Did they ever leave you anywhere?"

"Yes, the market, all the time."

"Okay, that is aaaallll I need to know. Do you see anyone behind us?" Harry turned around along with Alex.

"No, why?"

She turned around, put her hands on her hips and said, "Who in the world would be stupid enough to sell you two invisibility cloaks? Who is running the store? You didn't leave Ron there all alone now did you?" She grabbed what looked like thin air with both hands and pulled toward herself to reveal Fred and George.

"How did you know it was us?" Fred asked quizically.

"I can see through invisibility cloaks and I have known your footsteps since you came to my house two months ago er - I mean one year and three months ago."

"Oh," they said looking surprised.

"So answer my questions."

"We made them!" they said as an obvious attempt to lie. Alex and Kaida sniggered. Alyssa just lifted her eyebrows.

"Ok we got them from Dung," Fred said.

"And the store…."

"Ron AND Ginny." Said George happily. Alyssa rolled her eyes.

"We are recording it!" Alex pointed out and held up the camera.

"But it is so much better live!"

"Do you have the expendables? Fine! You'll have to wait outside," She responded as they held up some flesh colored string.

"Number one,….Number two…" Kaida said as they walked by the houses.

"Ugh!" Alyssa and Harry said in unison.

"Please tell me that ISN'T Dudley!" Alyssa said as she watched Dudley and a girl making out.

"Yep, that is Dudley," Harry answered with a very disgusted tone.

Alyssa started to smile.

"Should I be really mean and pretend to be his other girlfriend?"

"He is your cousin," Harry said skeptically looking at her like she was even more crazy than he knew.

"I know, but he doesn't yet, and it's not like I'm gonna kiss him or something! Trust me that's just-" she shuddered.

"You should!" Kaida said excitedly and Fred nodded agreeing.

"There is no doubt you are a marauder's daughter," Harry said.

"Thanks! Keep the camera rollin'!" Alyssa said and gave Harry a kiss on the cheek, then walked off while Harry tried to wipe his cheek clean.

"DIDDYKINS!" Alyssa squealed. Dudley and the girl broke up and looked around. They both looked shocked to find a random girl who looked almost like a rainbow coming up to them.

"Who are you?" Dudley asked looking at her clothes.

"Don't tell me you don't remember me from Pier's party last week! Daddy said it was okay if you come with us to California next month. I can teach you to surf now!"

"Hello, I'm Emily! Who are you?" his girlfriend asked Alyssa very politely all things considered.

"Oh you know Piers?" the girl nodded, "I'm his cousin from the States, Kelly!" Alyssa said staring at Dudley the whole time watching his face go pale. Emily's face went red and she slapped Dudley hard across the face and ran away.

"Oh, by the way, Pier's thinks your hot Emily!" Alyssa called after her. She couldn't help it after that and bust out laughing.

"What the he-"

"Hey Dudley! Sorry 'bout that, couldn't help it. Let's just say that's pay back for what you did to my brother. Don't worry, if she talks to Piers, you'll be back together soon."

"She hates Piers, who is your brother, and WHO ARE YOU?" he yelled going as red as her coat. She stepped up to him until their faces were about an inch apart.

"At the moment I am your worst nightmare as you were my brothers," she said quietly and seriously, then said thoughtfully as she backed away a little bit, "Well maybe you weren't his worst nightmare…..but still!"

"Who are you?" he asked as she seemed to be pondering her last sentence.

"Alyssa Walker. Oops! Keep forgetting that's not my real last name, I mean Alyssa Potter," she said smirking, it took him a while but his jaw finally dropped and he stared at her. She turned to the five behind her, all but Harry were covered by an invisibility cloak she guessed since Kaida and Alex were a little too close to Fred and George. While walking back towards them, she pulled a stack of DVDs out of her pocket and handed all but one of them to Kaida.

"Put them in all the DVD players in the house," she muttered, then said loudly to Harry, "Come on bro!" She hooked arms with a very reluctant Harry, and practically dragged him toward the front door. When they got there she rang the bell and let go of Harry who leaned on the wall. The door opened almost immediately.

"What are YOU doing here back here?" Aunt Petunia asked Harry disgustedly looking right past Alyssa.

"Excuse me! Don't talk to him that way! He don't live in yo' house no mo'!" Alyssa said with a heavy accent.

"Who are you to bloody tell my wife what to do?" Uncle Vernon said coming up behind his wife to find out what all the ruckus was about.

"I don't look familiar?" Alyssa asked and turned around so they could get a better look at her.

"No! We've never seen you before in our life!" Uncle Vernon yelled, obviously as an attempt to drive away the heads that were now sticking out of neighbor's windows.

"Who are you? His girlfriend?" he then asked.

"Who in their right mind would like him, the delinquent?" Aunt Petunia asked the both of them glaring at Harry. Alyssa's face started to get red.

"AW, HECK NO! Tell me you did NOT just say that! We are taking this inside now," she yelled and pushed her way into the house. Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon followed her quickly. Harry came in the house too, but left the door open for the others. Kaida suddenly appeared, closed the door, and ran up the stairs with the DVDs in her hand.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Uncle Vernon bellowed turning purple.

"I WILL WHEN I WANT TO, AND TRUST ME I WILL WHEN I'M READY!" Alyssa yelled back.

"So you must be his girlfriend," Aunt Petunia said with a significant look on her face.

"Yeah-no. I don't think so. I'm something better! Right Harry?" she asked dangerously.

"Well…" he answered sarcastically.

"Hey! I'm older so shat up!"

"Don't worry, I don't want to do any talking to them," he said not even looking at the Dursleys. Alyssa rolled her eyes.

"Duh! That's why I'm here! Ok, before I actually tell you who I am, if you haven't already figured it out," she glanced at Aunt Petunia who was looking at her closely, "I'm getting up on my soap box! Why in the world did you help ruin Harry's life and completely ruin Dudley's? They both could have been regular people if you had treated them equally!" Alyssa went on and on like that for a good five minutes straight, the whole time not letting the Dursleys interrupt her.

"And why in the world a cupboard? It IS a four bedroom house!" she finished. They all looked at her like she was crazy. Uncle Vernon looked like he was about to explode.

"How dare you come, into our house and insult us like that ! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU BLOODY ARE!"

"I don't think, I know I am Lily and James Potter's oldest child, UNCLE VERNON! And now I we will leave," she said and walked over to the TV that was in the room and put in the DVD she had in the DVD player.

"What do you think you are doing?" Aunt Petunia asked in a whisper that probably no one but Alyssa heard.

"Torturing you. Sad but true, you could probably actually learn something from this movie! Oh and 'Aunt' Marge will calling with in the next few days….I wrote her a note telling her about our kind. Tootles!" she said and picked up the channel changer to the DVD player and hit play. Nothing happened. She just smiled at the Dursleys who were speechless, and walked out, Harry following closely behind her. Alyssa waited until everyone but the Dursleys were out then slammed the door as hard as she could, resulting in about 3/4ths of the glass to fall out and shatter on the ground.

"Now didn't that feel good?" Alyssa asked Harry seeming proud of herself.

"Yes actually, What was with the DVD?"

"You'll hear," she said smiling, then pointing to Dudley, who was sitting on and staring at the ground, "Do you think we've done enough to him today, or do you feel a need to hex him?"

"I think we've done enough."

"Yeah, I was a bit harsh wasn't I? Oh well." She said and started to walk off, but not before a loud little girl's voice coming from the Dursley's house saying, " OHANA MEANS FAMILY, AND FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN!"

"Are you serious?" Harry said trying not to laugh, but didn't succeed because Alyssa was already laughing….very hard.


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