Consider this my highly belated April Fools upload - started as a result of me and a friend joking about how on earth Toru managed to get through the entrance exams.
All Might, hero of the people and world-renowned Symbol of Peace, held out his arm on the desk once more.
"One more time." he stated bluntly. Although his characteristic, beaming smile was still there, it seemed a little brittle, and more than a little forced.
"Really…?" replied the girl sitting opposite him, "My wrist is kind of hurting, you know."
From the motion of her uniform, she appeared to be checking her wrist - but it wasn't as if that was particularly obvious to any of the stunned onlookers.
Toru Hagakure was invisible, after all.
"Holy shit," whispered Mineta under his breath, frantically nibbling his fingernails, "I never thought someone like Hagakure would be able to handle bara."
"One more time." All Might repeated.
The invisible mass in front of him sighed, and then sat forward once more.
"All right…" she replied. A dull thud sounded as a weight settled on the desk in front of the hulking man.
After a moment or two of fumbling, All Might secured the high school girl's wrist.
The stage was set.
Aizawa, who looked like he hadn't gotten any sleep in a week - so, not even slightly out of the ordinary - held the pair's hands in place.
"Ready… Set… Go…" he mumbled, before tilting over and passing out, his head slamming into the floor with a painful crack.
A shockwave blasted outward from the centre of the desk as the number one Hero applied his full power towards pulling the girl's wrist downward, sending the students around him flying backward, shattering the nearby windows, and almost waking up Aizawa.
It was impossible to see, what with the frantic blasts of furious wind coming from the middle of the room, but within moments they could just barely make it out.
Even applying his full strength, All Might was losing.
"Holy fucking shit." said Izuku, in a forced break of character for the sake of comedic relief.
"Now that's a right bloody surprise, innit?" chavved Bakugo (which was totally always a thing humans could do), "Ain't Aww Moight s'posed to win e'rrything?"
Slowly, the mighty Hero's fist was brought down, down toward the end of the desk. And it stayed there.
The whole class was speechless once again. All Might's smile had disappeared entirely, replaced with an uncharacteristic grimace. He was unnaturally still, unable to move, speak, or even crack an awesome, All-Might© brand joke.
And then, all of the muscles vanished in an instant, replaced with a cloud of smoke and then, miliseconds later, a fountain of blood.
When they eventually carted him to Recovery Girl, it was too late.
Toshinori Yagi had overexerted himself and died.
*X*
Miles away, a man with shaggy grey hair and in dire need of a shower and some lip balm put down his phone, a manic Dark Knight copyright infringing smile on his oddly handsome face.
"Just according to Keikaku." he mused, before cackling as only villains do.
